the monkey's paw will allow you to change one historical event; a battle, a war, an election, and so on.other anons will tell you what the catch is.hard mode: no WW2
The Frankfurt Parliament is successful, and Germany unifies as a constitutional Empire in the 1840s.
>>18492062The Roman Republic does not annex Carthage and ceases to expand, remaining a regional power
no triumvirate. Republic or bust.
The Second Continental Congress votes against independence
>>18492066Ethnic independence movements for the non-German minorities escalate quickly, and a large civil war breaks out only a couple of decades after the empire's formation
>>18492067>>18492068based
>>18492069Spain and France expand freely across America due to the Proclamation of 1763, and a later rebellion of slave owners supported by both in the south leads Britain into a war which it subsequently loses. Revolution in Britain.
Ali secures a majority of allegiances after the death of Muhammad, and is recognised as the first caliph
The Ottomans capture Vienna
>>18492081The overextension strains the empire, causing the Ottomans to withdraw from the city within two years and accelerating their subsequent decline
>>18492062harold godwinson wins at hastings
Tsar Alexander ii of Russia was never killed
>>18492062The German Revolution of 1948 succeeds which results in the German Nation being established 23 years sooner to give Germany a bigger timeframe to expand its economy, military and influence.
>>18492091he loses against william anyway and nothing changes
>>18492091Harold wins but spends the rest of his ruling days to rule over an entrenched Anglo-Saxon nobility that remains fractured. France centralizes much more rapidly than England and dominates all of western Europe. England plays a much more diminished role throughout history and the English language, never having been infused with so much French to become an incredibly flexible hybrid language, retains much more of its Germanic core.
>>18492062The Turkic migrations never occur and Byzantium survives into the present
>>18492113 (presume you mean 1848?)The revolutionaries force them to adopt the most libbed up constitution ever, causing Weimar degeneracy times a million which they export all over Europe and the World.
>>18492139Byzantium falls to communists in 1917 and modern Byzantium is an atheist commie block crap hole with only nominal attachment to Orthodoxy
>>18492062Mao purges Deng and the rest of the capitalist roaders.
Genghis khan's wife was never kidnapped and raped.
France wins the 1870 war
>>18492260The 2nd French Empire's victory over Prussia was considered by many to be a perfect example of a phyrric victory.Napoleon III's stunning victory at Sedan-and the subsequent capture of Wilhelm I-lead many of the southern German states to declare openly against what became known as the War of Prussian Aggression. In Paris, there were victory parades throughout the city; crowds swarmed the streets and both commoner and aristocrat alike sang songs of celebration. The widespread revelry allowed the small minority of Republican radicals to move relatively unseen-some disguised as soldiers, others as jubilant patriots. When news spread that Empress Eugénie had been murdered by those calling for an end to "Bonaparte's Bluster", chaos followed. Furious soldiers turned their rifles on the commoners, who in turn rioted across the capitol. Napoleon III returned to a nation in turmoil, ripping itself apart over a revolution which had yet to even begin. His son, Louis-Napoléon, was set upon by Belgian nationalists who believed that a French victory over Prussia would lead to an attempt to realise the ill-fated "natural borders of France."In an attempt to restore order, the grief stricken Napoleon III reneged on his promise of a "Liberal Empire"; with the unwavering loyalty of the military, he took a heavy-handed approach to any pockets of dissent regardless of their political affiliations. When his health began to worsen in 1873, the lack of an heir lead to an inevitable crisis of succession. A compromise was made with the moderate monarchists and the republicans to see the Empire transition simply to the "3rd Republic", a convoluted and bloated blend of conservative and liberal policies. Hamstrung by its own stagnant and unstable government, it was wholly unready to deal with both the Bonapartist revolt and the Bavarian ascension, ceding Alsace-Lorraine to Greater Bavaria and selling its colonial holdings to Italy to balance the budget.
>>18492276>all of france revolts >nappy 3 is deposed>napoleon IV is killed by niggersSo what exactly has changed in this timeline?
>>18492283Bavaria becomes the unifying force of Germany, not Prussia.>but what about austriafuck 'em
>>18492062Irene of Athens never gets deposed and marries Charlemagne, reuniting East and West.
>>18492062The Republicans through luck and courage stop the Nationalist coup in the Spanish Civil War
>>18492105Miraculously, Lenin is hunted down and executed! This however leads to Trotsky become the head of government of Soviet Russia
>>18492166The Gang of Four run the Chinese economy into the ground and cause mass famines while threatening invasion and nuclear devastation of all of their neighbours. China is invaded and partitioned by a joint American-Soviet-Japanese-Taiwanese-Vietnamese-Indian force. The second century of humiliation begins.
>>18492062Alexander doesn't die at 32
>>18492062Britain doesn't enter WWI, so Germany probably wins, establishes itself as dominant continental power, while maintaining friendly cooperation with Britain as dominant naval/colonial power (hopefully).ORThe US never passes Hart-Celler. Imagine if BOTH of these were true. Europe doesn't have a long drawn out war in 1910s and US stays 90+% huwhite.
>>18492062The day of your conception, your mom blows your dad instead of getting rawdogged.
>>18492062The faggot Christian that convinced Constantine's mother to be a Christian, didn't convince her to be a Christian.
>>18492062winehouse doesnt die at 27. holding out for a 28 club
>>18492062Suleiman either never meets Roxolana or his competent heir never dies of the plague
>>18492416He dies at 31
>>18492593you end up posting on /mlp/ instead
>>18492062I don't make a wish because the Monkey's Paw always distorts the wish to make things worse.
William Jennings Bryan wins the presidency in 1896.
>>18492105>>18492369I didn't post the first one, but that's what I would have chosen too. But why would the Soviets come into power at all? If Alexander II lives, he would have been able to institute his planned reforms for serfs, and Alexander III/Nicholas II wouldn't have been as harsh as they were. Sure, World War I would still happen, but I doubt that the conditions would have been right for the Soviets to take power.
>>18492062Easy. No trans Atlantic slave trade. Leave the nignogs in Africa. We'd be a hundred years ahead.
>>18492792Your desire not to make a wish is interpreted as a desire for generalized apathy, you become completely numb to all stimuli and develop severe depressio.
>>18492792I wouldn't say that it distorts the wish.... But it usually gives the user **exactly** what they asked for, with some serious unexpected complications that would naturally come with that wish. Complications that should have been seen, if they were looking at that wish rationally beforehand.
>>18492062The Battle of Long Island in August 1776. There's no dense fog, giving General How the chance to just destroy the Continental Army and kill George Washington as well.
>>18493130> No trans Atlantic slave trade.Cool it with the anti semitism
>>18492062Persia successfully rules over all of Greece
>>18493130The Americas look to India for slaves instead.
>>18492062the treaty of Versailles never gets ratified.
>>18492062>change one historical eventotzi doesn't die
>>18493130Lacking slave labor, Southern plantations never become economically viable. The Civil War does not happen.
>>18492062Genocide the Mongols
>>18492062Shogunate wins.
Master Bronstein grants the European proletariat eyes to see the shackles that hold them down! And then he grants them arms to break those shackles!
Christopher Marlowe doesn’t get stabbed in the head during a tavern brawl and lives a long productive life as a rival or collaborator with Shakespeare. Or the Brontë sisters don’t die young.
>>18492062The Praetorian Guard don't kill Aurelian
>>18493337Cats rule the world
>>18493656I'd actually be interested in seeing what a 40 year Julian reign looks like.
>>18492062Cain doesn't kill Abel
>>18493729Jesus never comes the first time, and you christcucks have to be psuedo-jews.
>>18493934>JEWS, JEWS, JEWS!!!Seek help
