Door to door Bible salesman is fatally struck by lightning, his church releases the following statement in response:
>>18495890God's PlaN, God's PlaN
>>18495890that's some really incoherent text, dammit.
>>18495890He had the free will to not get struck by lightning
That's what you get for trying to make a buck by changing the bible enough in your translation to patent it so only you have the rights.