To the tune of ‘The Vicar of Bray’https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piUDIr97xcY1. In late childhood’s innocent days,When I had no commitments;An Evangelical I was,And so I gave my two cents.To all my Facebook friends I’d post,‘Church should be bare bones only,Be Non-Denominational,TED talks and rock bands for me’.(Chorus:)And this is the truth, I’ll say againUntil I meet the good Lord,That whatsoever creed shall wane,I’ll be a member of Discord!2. When I started high school at twelve,Latin Mass grew in fashion;My ‘baptism’ I so did shelve,As one non-trinitar-yan:‘Submit to Rome’, I’d Tradcath tweet,They call’d me a contrar-yan,I held true all Popes since Saint Pete,And ev’ry dogma Mar-yan![Chorus]3. When adolescence b’sieged my brow,I watch’d on YouTube a list,With this new trend the last I vow,And turn’d Fundamentalist:I nam’d the ‘Pope’ the Antichrist,‘Scripture alone’, I’d insist,‘Se’en “Sacraments” weren’t taught by Christ’,I’s rebaptis’d as Baptist.[Chorus]4. When this young man became a teenOne Church was growing in flocks,From TikTok vids I had seen,And I’s baptis’d Orthodox:‘Anathema to heretics!’,I curs’d the Filioque,And thought the Church ne’er did once change,For none but us were Christians.[Chorus]5. When at age of majority,And Gen-Z’s to be redeem’d, brah,My Instagram reels convinc’d me,‘Join Mainline Reconquista’:I thus obey’d pastors queer,‘Normative authority’,All Evangelicals I’d smearAs schismatics unholy![Chorus]6. Then after Orthodox, Cath’lic,And Protestant succession,My years of high school were o’er quick,I’ll start my own religion:For in my faith, and loyalty,I’s never once in error,Mine, the one, true Church shall be,And I, the standard-bearer![Chorus]
>>18497659Every thread is humorous tho.
>>18497659I'll contribute
