>you walk in the senate when this guy slaps your assWhat do?
THATS ANOTHER ONE FOR THE MAJOR GENERALS LIST ASSHOLE!
>>18500219I violate his bussi in the middle of the coliseum
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>>18500219I would kiss and tickle him
>>18500219bugger him senseless like a drunken old etonian headmaster
>>18500219ask his grandmother if he has a cousin
> dont touch me you filthy levantine
Laugh it off in the moment but start looking around for any plots against the emperor to join ASAP.
>>18500219Dude looks like a FTM tranny. They definitely cut his balls off when he was the tranny priestess of that Syrian sun god.
>>18500219strangle him before the guards can impale me
I turn the other cheek.
>>18500219>>18502031Jesus is Elagabalus' great (x?) granduncle because Bassianus is a descendant of Alexion, whom was Jesus' grandnephew because Drusilla was Jesus' biological niece.Juba II was also the babysitter of Augustus' grandson Gaius Caesar ("Agrippa"), and modeled his own family tomb (Jesus' destination after his "resurrection") after Agrippa's Pantheon and Mausoleum of Augustus.
>>18500219He looks so Arab, lol.