The normal dick now is like 2 maybe 3 times as long (soft) as the on the statue of David.Did dicks just like used to be shorter in the past??Would the penis on the statue of David be considered BIG at the time the statue was created???Also what the fuck is that hood thing on then end of his cock?Makes the dick look like a hot dog sitting atop a bun.
>>18505588That looks bigger than mine
No.It's just that it's classier. Big dicks were seen as comical back in the old days, satyrs had them because it made their STD ridden lewdness funnier and more in your face.Think about it like this, the penis is a very important part of the composition, but it shouldn't distract from other elements of the piece.Basically it's an artistic choice. The entire statue of David has all sorts of fucked up proportions so that it looks a certain way from the ground level.
>>18505588When BBC became public knowledge, people realised they had to compete
>>18505751How do you competitively make your dick bigger?
>>18505588Artfags are generally pedos and they were making kids' dicks.Next qestion.
>>18505763Makes sense, Michelangelo was a fag
>>18505588>Did dicks used to be smaller in the past?It was colder.
>>18505588I am straight but I would like to try giving a bj once in my life
>>18505827Giving a blowjob is the manliest thing you can do. Think about it, you're voluntarily allowing a man to dominate you, but all the while knowing full well if he actually tried to rape you you could overpower him and kick his ass. Giving a blowjob is basically saying "I am stronger than you, I am the alpha male."
>>18505588>Also what the fuck is that hood thing on then end of his cock?AmeriGOD...
>>18505588The ancient Greeks and Romans sculpted penises to be tinier because they regarded big penises as barbaric. It's one of the many cultural customs the Romans got from the Greeks. Big penis = better comes about when the Germanic barbarians conquer the Roman Empire and take over.
Another interesting thing about the Greco-Romans was their view on nudity. For example, they didn't see a man as being naked even if he had no clothes on as long as his foreskin wasn't retracted to expose his glans.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme
>>18505915>those peni>tinyuhhh bros...?
By the way, circumcision is one of the reasons why the Romans despised the j*ws.
>>18505929And now? It’s the civilized nations of the world that practice circumcision and the barbarians don’t.How have the tables turned.
>>18505934>It’s the civilized nations of the world that practice circumcision and the barbarians don’t.No they don't. It's America, South Korea, Australia, and third world countries.
>>18505922>penipenopods*
>>18505588The Greeks had a very particular idea about penis size. >Big PP: dumb, silly, something to be ashamed of, literally like an animal.>Small PP: enlightened, cultured, educated, civilised.Of course they portrayed their heroes, gods, and cultural figures in physical terms that made them look good by their own standards. It's like how, for a good chunk of medieval history in Europe people thought that fat bodies looked genuinely more impressive and attractive. It wasn't because they were all 'chubby chasers', it's because people living in those conditions didn't become fat unless they were already incredibly wealthy and prosperous. A beer gut was a clear and unfalsifiable symbol that you were part of the 1%, because nobody else could afford to eat - and not work - enough to maintain that sort of body.>tl;dr - modern impressions and aesthetics are not universal.
>>18505588I keep assuming this is a statue of a woman with big tits and cliking on this stupid thread.
I also hear this meme that greeks considered smaller better but I've never seen any evidence of it. That penis is not really small, flacid penises being that size is normal, circumcision probably makes your penis sag and that's why Americans find it unusual.
I used to think it was an odd choice to make them so small on the statues but as I’ve got older I’ve learned something. Dicks are just inherently kinda funny and no one would care about the artistry and skill if David hand a big ole hog on him.
Oh, I thought of something else maybe they break easier if they're bigger or people would try to break them off and keep them or molest the statues lol
>>18505952Wait, do white Australians actually practice circumcision? For what possible reason? America at least has the stupid fundie excuse.
>>18505758You don't but you compete by fucking better
>>18505801Made me think of this scene
>Did used
>>18505952India confirmed for civilized and not third world!
>>18505890It's hilariously sad, isn't it? That Americans don't know what uncircumcised penises look like, or even that they exist
>>18506226Sorry anon, us AmeriCHADs aren't constantly thinking about other mens dicks like you are
>>18505588Statues from the renaissance period especially often depicted heroes in athletic repose, shortly after some period of exertion in their mythological origin. This was highlighted by many stylistic choices, one of which was a shriveled phallus, as strenuous exercise often causes.
>>18505588Small penises were the standard in white ethno states. They didn't realize how big they get until they met black men
>>18505588Idk my is almost that size flaccid but gets around 7 inches hard. maybe ancient people were all growers too.
>>18505588Look, we have AI now, yet people still don't get that art that passes for realistic doesn't have to be realistic at all.
>>18506129plenty of jews and muslimsfor example whole south african jewich community moved to australia
>>18505588Greek statues are based on heroic proportions, i.e. the men depicted would be about 6'5" or taller, but their genitals are rendered as normal-sized (or perhaps, slightly small (2.5" flaccid rather than the normal 3" flaccid), so as to not be "scandalous"). The main reason they look small is because they're depicting giant humans. if you took a dick like that and put in on someone who was supposed to be 5'8" it wouldnt look nearly as small
>>18505588>normal size>softWhen soft, my dick ranges anywhere between just shy of an erection and almost inverted depending on environmental and physiological factors.
>>18506906>almost invertedfat ass
>>18505588They were growers, not showers.
>>18505952The circumcision rate in America is, at least, steadily declining, mostly because Americans are now more skeptical about healthcare and increasingly decline to do anything "elective" to save money. In my case, my dad simply didn't want his sons circumcised for personal reasons, for which I am grateful. My mother likely would've let the doctors do it if not for him.
