do christians canonically believe it's demons? did they in the past?if it's demons couldn't' you harness it for perpetual motion?step aside maxwell's demon this one does work
>>18505694>>>/x/
Regular reminder that if a Ouija board works as described, the planchet should move without anyone touching it.
(My name is Oscar – I want to introduce myself. I was killed in 1936 by my brother. I am a demon, I want you to know that the world is going to end in 2027)
>>18505694Yes, demons are real and lots of the miracles of Jesus are him exorcising demons. Watch this video for evidencehttps://www.youtube.com/live/Xm0fRGilQsE?si=r4GzzfA4jCRh3p10
>>18505694Well, Brazilian "Christians" really believe in magic. Literally, they worship Yoruba gods who supposedly can help them.
>>18505694>do christians canonically believe it's demons? did they in the past?WE KNOW THAT THEY ARE DEMONS.>if it's demons couldn't' you harness it for perpetual motion?WHAT A STUPID QUESTION.NO.>step aside maxwell's demon this one does work?
>>18505707you WILL worship the magical black cubans o algo assim
>>18505711Kek kek our answer?
>>18505707Latin Christianity doesn't count. They aren't Christians, just performative, and since you mentioned it, at the beginning of the year I went to Cancun for my honeymoon with the queen of my life, whom I have the privilege of calling my wife, and during those months we found many, many places selling icons of Our Lady, Jesus, and a random skeleton or some tribal black figures. I'm unchurched and perhaps agnostic? But I think the Christian God is the most logical, but My wife is very Catholic, and said that these are satanic representations.
>>18505707latin american christians are not actually christian>>18505719bingo
>>18505710kek the mestizo clown thinks its demons
The testimonies of demonic possession are too universal and too numerous to be false. You have to be blind to deny this.
>>18505730>some peasant retards in a poor shithole desperate for tourism said they saw mary, dios mio it must be true
>>18505720Exactly. Wait until you know they believe they can reconcile Nigerian gods and Jesus Christ If they were simply polytheistic, I would respect them more, but it seems they are ashamed to fully associate with that idk
>>18505710You're posting like a hysterical '80s evangelical again, chepito
>>18505719This "skeleton" is called La Santa Muerte. But I think the idolatry of magical Cuban kangz who eat magic chickens is more common in shitrazil and Cuckba.
>>18505731The Vatican literally offers a course on the subject you retard.https://www.upra.org/en/corsi/programma/course-on-the-ministry-of-exorcism-and-deliverance-prayer/
>>18505694Kardashev 9 red jews from space are guilty for the crimes of jews nor jews duhWhy else would Jesus die for our Epsteins
>>18505694>do christians canonically believe it's demons?Demons are demonstrably real, exist today, and you have encountered them.
>>18505745Exorcism is a scam. Practically every person “possessed by demons” was tested and all were found have some kind of mental illness (that they were born with btw).
>>18505745>uh the vatican offers a courseand yet they for some reason still can't publish any videos on these supposed exrocisms
>>18505798Wrong. Modern exorcisms are performed only after it's determined to not be a psychiatric illness. All professional exorcists get trained in psychology and psychiatry.
>>18505809It's not something so trivial as to be proved by videos
>>18505798Sources?
>>18505817>dude we totally can't show any of our claims on video for uh reasonswow how convient
No, demons aren't omnipotent.Their own energy isn't free, as a matter of fact.That's part of why they seek out your's.The board actually taps your own energy to work. Think about it.You have to invest your attention in that device, first off.
christkekery has become capeshit
>>18506148CAPESHIT IS A PARODY OF CHRISTIANITY; YOU WOULD REALIZE THIS IF YOU WERE NOT TERMINALLY ROTTEN.
>>18505700Spirits/demons/amgels are all noncorporeal. They need a body to function. In other words, yes, its all in your head, but that doesnt mean it's not real. If an idea can move a body, it matters.
>>18506148Batman is Judaism, and Superman is Christianity.
>>18506148What the fuck do you think it was originally? Pure mental illness
so it's just dumb papists that believe it then?
>>18505694Christians are as liable as any to summon demons probably and maybe might be more so because of the abuse of the parable of the witch of endor saul’s mantic skills at this point in samuel are no match for daniel’s mantic skills and i kind of feel like the book of samuel is the dreary british part of the tanakh but what happens during the book of samuel that samuel is getting summoned up at a later date as a spirit to prophecy alright this is better than the new testament apostle gospels armoni and mephibosheth Four of the Dead Sea Scrolls feature parts of the books of Samuel: 1QSam, found in Qumran Cave 1, contains parts of 2 Samuel; and 4QSama, 4QSamb and 4QSamc, all found in Qumran Cave 4. Collectively they are known as The Samuel Scroll and date from the 2nd and 1st centuries BCE.[33][34]The earliest complete surviving Hebrew copy of the books of Samuel is in the Aleppo Codex (10th century CE).[35] The complete Greek text of Samuel is found in older manuscripts such as the 4th-century Codex Sinaiticus anyways tauren shamans are alright at dispelling demons sometimes especially wow coke daimons and goblins or something like that
>>18505745lol he thought this was some kind of knockdown argument
