>DID YOU KNOW THE YUGOSLAV WARS STARTED BECAUSE A SERBIAN FARMER PUT A GLASS BOTTLE IN HIS ASS
still an amusing episode
>>18506954I mean are they wrong?
>>18507052Yes
>The yugoslav wars started because a serb shoved a glass bottle up his assor>The yugoslav wars started because serbs are retarded chimpsWhich sounds better OP?
>>18507208I have said it before but if communists really wanted ethnic tensions gone they’d have done away with Bosnia, Serbia and Croatia and just divided the region into random squares like the western half of the United States.
>>18507219>he doesn't know
>>18507219>>18507266Pretty funny how communists are supposed to be the anti-nationalists yet their internal divisions are always based on ethnic bantustans.
>>18507266They should have kept that and forced everyone to speak one language. Imagine a 1990s era "Z country" with no Islamic ties and no Orthodox or Catholic neighbors to threaten with Jihad
Average serbian:
>>18507284>forced everyone to speak one languageEver heard of Serbo-Croatian? It was seen as a single language in Yugoslavia
>>18507307I knew the basics of that and that they are all Slavs anyway but as an outsider I had assumed it was like Ukrainian/ Russian where there is minor dialect difference on whether you are a Catholic or Orthodox.
>>18507219yugoslavia fell apart because nobody wanted it except the privileged red bourgeoisie. serbs wanted it in a reduced shape that would give them the absolute majority, ie greater serbia, the others just wanted out
>>18507208>Serbs>retarded chimpsyou said the same thing twice
Few years ago, my classmate, who was an Orthodox convert/LARPer (and still is to this day), did a presentation on this and why what the Serbs did was a good thing
>>18507660Wait, you live in US (presumably) and a student did a presentation defending Milosevic? Lmao based
>>18507665Yeah. That's why now anytime I hear something Yugoslavia-related, I just laugh and remember that specific moment lol
>>18507310The religious split is true but the dialect shit is nonsense and comparable to British English and American English
>>18507278"communism" is just a pragmatic method to enact authoritarianism. it was never anything else. thus, it has a pragmatic understanding of ethnicity, as opposed to technoindustrialism, which is just a method of raising "GDP"Capitalism and communism aren't even real. You just have technoindustrial bureaucracies ("capitalism") vs. authoritarian oligarchies ("communism"). And we're seeing today a merging of both types of systems into an abject hellscape.
>>18507052Ethnic tensions in SAP Kosovo were already raging years before the Đorđe Martinović incident. If anything, the real catalyst of the break-up of Yugoslavia was this event:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1981_protests_in_Kosovo
