Why does Voltaire make so many suicide jokes about them?
Voltaires entire life was dedicated to sucking the cock of every king he could find and there weren't any absolutist calvinist kings so they were fair game
>>18509248Calvin was a probable sodomite. Forced into a marriage with a widow. Philosophy of nothing you do matters definitely set the stage for the nihilism and acceptance of deviant behaviors we see now.
>>18509333Think the catholic church spending the better part of the century covering up industrial scale boyfucking by its clergy did more damage than Calvin 2bh
>>18509248Suicide wasn't as reviled by Calvinists because they already said wide swaths were predestined to hell, so the suicidal probably just assumed they were NOT among the elect and went through with it. Stoics in Greece/Rome had the same belief, if you were forced to live a life with a seriously impeded sphere of choice, it wasn't off the table to kill yourself
>>18509333Hi Pedro, how were the chimichanga sales today?
>>18509333>Calvin was a probable sodomiteThou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor>Philosophy of nothing you do mattersTell me more about how you have never read a single word Calvin wrote>>18509248Reminder that Voltaire told outright lies about the Servetus affair.
>>18509378Why do so many people on this accursed board spend so much time talking about Calvinism while knowing nothing about it?
>>18509248The Calvinists gave us the most based new world colony 'France Antartique' and so I like them for that. We needed more French Calvinist nations in the new world to align with the US and Canada instead of Bolivarian mestizo shitholes.
>>18509402Why would I learn about your demonic slop religion
>>18509416Because you pretend to obey the 9th commandment.
>>18509409It’s ok to be mestizo.
>>18509417>writing some bullshit on 4chan is LYING and YOU WILL GO TO HELLA legalist to the end as always... No sense of divine mercy
>>18509422God is very merciful in Christ, and utterly unforgiving to the impenitent.
>>18509399>Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighborI said probable since it's come up that someone with his name was apparently charged with it in his hometown.>Tell me more about how you have never read a single word Calvin wroteI'll know him by his fruits. How many people has he discouraged because they believed they were beyond redemption and gave up because they were obviously predestined to be sinners.Likewise how many saints put off repentance because they "knew" they were one of the elect.
>>18509447>I said probableOh sorry I didn’t realize you used the magic word that makes bearing false witness ok>I'll know him by his fruitsWouldn’t you determine what the teachings of John Calvin were by reference to the writings of John Calvin, and not what you subjectively, ignorantly decide to be his “fruits”?>How many people has he discouraged because they believed they were beyond redemption and gave up because they were obviously predestined to be sinners.>Likewise how many saints put off repentance because they "knew" they were one of the elect.Again, venting your own profound ignorance and citing your vain imagination. You are a fool.
>>18509419No, it’s not. What we Americans needed was an entire two continents of countries like France Antartique and Colonial era America- Protestant denominational west Europeans. The fact France’s colony was just taken by Portuguese is a shame
>>18509741I don’t have a problem with their skin being brown (Ephesians 2:14) I have a problem with their slavery to the false Romanist religion. If they were followers of Christ instead of the Antichrist, they would not have vile pagan celebrations of wickedness like Carnival or a murder rate equivalent to the rest of the world combined.