Viking were the rednecks of history.There, I said it. Bunch of low IQ hicks raping and pillaging. And some folx are somehow proud to be their descendants.
show us on the doll where the vikings touched you, OP
>>18509921They were actually the rich fucks who ruled over and taxed the farming "hicks" hence why they could spend all their time raiding.
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>>18509921>>18509925>>18509928they acted more like Diocletian, being "low-born" farmer generals that had served in the roman army that ended up persecuted christians that didn't adhere to old customs.the viking age were neo-pagans who had just recently rejected the germanic christianity of the post-beowulf era.the "nobility" of the viking age had just started to dabble with roman-catholicism and orthodoxy as opposed the old syncretisms of wartime Arian christianity.the idea of the vikings being backwards hobos is a complete fiction, as their "backwardness" was a deliberate rejection and rebellion against mediterranean establishment which in their eyes had betrayed germanic christians. even still, the "pagan" vikings hygiene-mogged and culture-gapped the filthy brits and meds that didn't know how to behave once the luxuries of roman baths, bread and circus disappeared.
>>18509941>persecutedpersecuting* really fucked up the sentence there
>>18509921Hicks don't "raid and pillage", you dumb fuck. They sit on their porches drinking moonshine and chewing tobacky. You're thinking of niggers.
>>18509921Sound based to me.
>>18509945OP is 100% aware of this and knowingly baiting
>>18509947>acting like a barbarian retard is based
>>18509928>Napleslarp
>>18509921Crusaders too. Literally died for Israel because the Pope told them they would get into heaven.
>>18509921Saxons, Danes, Normans BECAME Englishmen BECAME (Foundational) Americans, which you ignorantly call "rednecks"
>>18509928Referring to the 1066 Conquest as "Scandinavian settlement in Southern and Central England" is quite the stretch
>>18510299>Saxons, Danes, Normans BECAME Englishmen BECAME (Foundational) Americansmy ancestors :)
>>18510299>we wuz vikangz n shiet