/his/ humor thread
>>18512011would be funny if you weren't a jew (satanist)
>GUYS GUYS, HEY GUYS, GET THIS, I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO BE DISABLED TO OWN THE HECKIN' THEISTSProverbs 2624 He that hateth dissembleth with his lips, and layeth up deceit within him;25 When he speaketh fair, believe him not: for there are seven abominations in his heart.
>>18512011>I'm going to act retarded. That will convince them that I'm right.
So why can't God actually heal the crippled?
>>18512704He did.
>>18512704He could, but think of how much better his story is, if he doesnt heal the cripple, and yet the cripple still goes around evangelizing for him as if it's his own person job.
>>18512715Proofs?
>>18512011You know damn well heaven will not let it go by if even a single person is troubled in faith for it. You might soon find yourself actually needing a wheelchair or having a child who needs one. The mightiest beings in the universe who rule over the nature of all things would die to defend the honor of the Holy King God of the Israelites.
I have a desire to mock invalids and give glory to Satan, the thread.>>>/his/
>>18512721It's much worse.>God loves me and he loves you too>If he loves you why didn't he fix your shattered spine?>Fuck you, you're going to be tortured for all eternity by God!
>>18512704>So why can't God actually heal the crippled?He gave us the ressources and the brainpower to do so, but he also gave us freewill and apparently we prefer devoting those ressources to build suicide drones and troon out kids
A lot of the low IQ christians getting real upset at the OP.Jesus did not rise from the dead, and he is never, ever coming back. You guys need to get over it, your pathetic cope is retarded
>>18513477Incorrect. His return is close and your time to repent grows short.
>>18512821It was written in this book from.two thousand years ago man, you just gotta believe. Don't ask why faith healing can't be observed under controlled conditions and why miraculous recoveries can't be proven true when put under scrutiny. Just pray and maybe you'll get healed, or maybe not, it's all a coinflip anyway and faith doesn't increase your chance of getting better.
>>18513501No, it isn't. Christianity has been disproved, and no amount of you clinging to it will stop it from being fake.
This a meme thread you fucking faggots, post memesPic related, pooruvians are disgusting ignorant scum who think they actually owned South America lol
>>18513504Have fun burning
>>18513521Never going to happen, as christianity is not true. However, you are going to be locked in a cage by machines, who really do torture you forever. I'll have fun laughing at you
>>18513541>Edgy teenager reads Ellison for first time; believes he can pass off concepts within as his own ideas.You need to be 18 to post here.
>>18513548I'm 31. Jesus isn't raised and isn't coming back. You need to grow up.
>>18513556>31 year old hasn't grown out of his edgy teenager phaseGrim.
>>18513596>you're an edgy teenager for telling people that jewish fairytales aren't realYou have a low IQ and you're coping. Jesus is never coming back lil buddy. Stop coping and grow up.
>>18513507Peruvians sure are disgusting, they caused the fall of Gran Colombia too and didn't even gain anything from it, just destroying everyone around them and themselves every couple decades. Subhumans