Why would I have to believe in God or some grand design in life just because life is strange? Yes, sunshine and rainbows are cool, but why does that mean a creator or divine order? What about nasty things like hurricanes and disease? If we want to play the game that there is divinity we must necessarily say that it is indifferent to the seamonkeys living on the wart on its ass. We have to. It's the only way the senseless destruction makes any God damn sense. TLDR; it came, pun nintendo, from nothing>INB4 extreme creationist screeching THAT'S IMPOSSIBRU, NUH UH MUH Yagüey said we were made from magic dirt, THE ORIGINAL SOUL OF ADAM, MUH ENLIGHTENMENTS, MUH HELLS N HEEBINS! RRRRREEEEEE1!
"seamonkies"?
>>18515935Addressing your points in order:1. No. 2. You wouldn't. 3. It doesn't. 4. Who cares? 5. That doesn't follow.6. Enjoy Hell.
>>18515954>5. That doesn't follow.Why doesn't it follow? Because I have a "soul"? kek All the cool people are in hell anyway. You'll be in heebin massaging your ersatz God's hairy balls and telling him how great he is 24/7 like an eternal church session, that is the real hell, but you know what creationists fear more than heaven and hell? Total Annihilation. They can't handle the possibility, even the worst hell of being constantly reborn as a maggot in shit beats complete non existence to them.
>>18515935No
>>18515954>6. Enjoy Hell.Of course I am going to enjoy it, why wouldn't I? I hate to break the bad news, but WE ARE ALREADY IN HELL, BUDDY OLE PAL.
>>18515961>doubling down on his gammatudeKeep it up, champ.>>18515966Hell's hotter.
>>18515954>5. That doesn't follow.You know what doesn't follow? That I believe in an anthropocentric cosmic order and or deity when babies are kicked off a cliff and thrown into a fucking dumpster. God doesn't give a fuck about us because he Doesnt. Fucking. Exist. He is the product of people's minds. That's it. We are alone in the universe and none of you faggots want to face the music.
>>18515972>Two non-sequiturs make a who cares>Doesnt. Fucking. Exist.>fucking dumpster>fuckI'm going to take a wild guess: You didn't study philosophy at Dartmouth. Hot/cold?
>>18515954>4. Who cares?GOD IS ALL GOOD!Also God:Blame meYou niggas know my pyroclastic flowYou niggas know my pyroclastic flow, flow, flowYou niggas know my pyroclastic flowIt's R-A-W, R-A-WI can say what I want to say, ain't nothin' to itGangsta rap made me do itIf I call you a nigga, ain't nothin' to itGangsta rap made me do itI can act like an animal, ain't nothin' to itGangsta rap made me do itIf I eat you like a cannibal, ain't nothin' to itGangsta rap made me do it
>>18515981>I don't like God>Therefore he doesn't exist.
>>18515976>I'm going to take a wild guess: You didn't study philosophy at Dartmouth. Hot/cold?Let me guess, you studied philosophy at Dartmouth and you are still a retarded nigger trying to use fallacious arguments like appealing to authority.
>>18515983>>I don't like God>>Therefore he doesn't exist.Oh, he does exist, in a way, but I have to seriously question this entity's morals or lack thereof.
>>18515986Sorry, I don't talk to trash. Have fun burning!
>>18515935John 1:1> In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.https://biblehub.com/john/1-1.htmRead the original Greek. It's linked.He really was making it as easy and obvious as he possibly could. Literally the first sentence.I don't know what else to tell you.
>>18515992>Sorry, I don't talk to trash. Have fun burning!AHAHAHAHA, YOU ARE STUCK IN THIS INFERNAL PLANE OF EXISTENCE WITH ME AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BESIDES CRY LIKE A BITCH ON HER PERIOD, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>18515996Do please keep stoking those flames. The hotter the better. Tick tock!
>>18515993Isaiah 45:7I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
>>18515999>Do please keep stoking those flames. The hotter the better. Tick tock!
>>18516010>>18515993Your brain is worthless.
>>18516013>implying anything could be of any worth when it all crumbles to ash and dust
