She was my life... Now... She's dead...
den tha xanaeroteuto
>>18528306>making a woman your whole lifekwab
lmao Im sure she was really super special
Imagine being Justinian. You wake up and climb out of your tub of baby blood ready for another great day of massacring your own subjects and you have to see your wife shamble in the door covered in the dried jizz of the literally hundreds of men she slept with the previous night. You can't stop her because she's fucked all of the guards in the palace and you're just a helpless trapped rat that can't leave because the people on the street want to rip you limb from limb. You get messages from the west that your much more handsome and strong and charismatic general just got an offer to become king of the goths because he raped them so hard, and all you can do is seethe. What a fucking joke of a human being.
>>18528878Peak roman reign btw. I guess it was balanced.
>>18528306Wasn't she in the donkey show?
>>18528878>>18529153Procopius' incel rage still rings throughout the ages
>>18528306>historians have wracked their brains for ages on why the Emperor of Rome, Justinian, would marry a common woman, and a "dancer" at thatIt's because she did anal. It's that simple, ladies.
>>18528306Theodora was a prostitute. He made a literal whore an empress by marrying her.
>>18529817>Theodora was a prostitute.how does that make her different from any other women?>>18529707true.
>>18529825Whoredom
>>18528306nigga mis-spelled wife lmao
>>18529891Men are whores too, though. Just look at how you guys have your worst enemy ruling over your nation.See stuff like this I have to defend the poor women.Look how you guys let all the worst people take center stage, and become the spokesperson for you and anyone.And this applies to pretty much all countries.Y'all are embarrassing as fuck.Jesus only looks at the sky. He sees nothing around him worth saving except the animals.Do better already goddamn.
>>18529153https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o8EXQSu3QQY
>>18529817And she loved him her entire life. Who says the hoes ain't loyal?
VGH
>>18530284>doesn't even post it at its peak
>>18528878>just got an offer to become king of the gothsFunny how all o that was countered by said general being married to another prostitute(empress friend kek) She had whole eastern empire cucked up so hard they reconquered Rome
