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What if Jesus was a girl and her name was Jezebel?
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>>18532186
>@grok generate me an image of jesus christ but as a touhou character
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>>18532186
Jezebel was a whore rat that was eaten by dogs. Cursed be her memory.
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>>18532224
Jezebel was the world's first feminist
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Jezebel was a BBC whore, the embodiment of modern white women
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>what if "ice" was called "lava" and I farted roses?
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>>18532224
>>18532302
Honestly, I don't believe any of the canards made against Jezebel. Yahweh was a destructive volcano god that summoned evil spirits he used to spread plagues while Baal was a benevolent thunder god. She was trying to save her country from a dangerous cult. Since history is written by the victors: we can safely conclude that the only people who wanted her dead were terrorists bent on the subjugation of everybody in Palestine.
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>>18532420
Trvthnvke. There was never anything wrong with Baal worship >>18531762
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Jezebel is something separate from the mistake you people made when you were trying desperately to make your non-existing hermaphrodite male/female thing like the BS Shiva story

Enough of it already. Stop trying to take the reins on this narrative.

In fact, you using kawaii moe designs is very much linked to Venus cults of the dumb girl figure you guys are desperate to manifest to fuck

All the while ignoring that the origin of the story is about a boy and he is/was a star, an actual star not a planet like Venus
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I will remind you people that you continue to make horrible attempts against so called Jesus vessels because you people did not get enough of torturing and humiliating him 2,000 years ago

So even if you brought him as a female he would still reject anything that had to do with female sexuality and female fertility which includes original characters like Jezebel and Ishtar, whom you guys love to masturbate to while you spite Jesus

So thank you for giving me another opportunity to talk against you guys for the shit that you get continue to do against Jesus and his whole archetype just to prop up prostitute women for you guys to jerk off to as if you didn't get enough women to fucking have sex with already in the material world

This also does not mean that you guys should do the opposite in the sense of trying to prop up pious women because ultimately you don't have to ascend any women entities or women characters at all

Trying to take over for Jesus because they want to be the queens and goddesses and creators of the men and an equal standing to the highest male God

Women do seem to have this perpetual entitlement of wanting to be treated like Queens for no fucking reason because it's never been about them

And I have no idea why the men would go with those notions

Except hating the fact that your two Lords are too men together in one

So that also excludes you heterosexual men from being true vessels for God
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must not lust after loli jesus or im going to hell
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>>18532224
>>18532302
She never had relations with anyone but King Ahab and was faithful to him, so no she was not a "whore"
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>>18532778
>like Jezebel and Ishtar, whom you guys love to masturbate to while you spite Jesus
They're hot tho
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>>18532302
Big Babylonian Cock indeed enormous for a Mesopotamian rooster.
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>>18532186
Why would I shove shit into my mind? Because you want me to?

I don't think I will.



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