>Be non-zogged pharaoh >See that native Egyptians are indebted to foreign Jewish oligarchs thanks to the earlier grain baron Yosef Ben Yakob.>Seize their stolen wealth and set them to work for the first time in their lives to pay back what they had stolen from Egypt (Ancient Egypt didn’t even chattel slavery, instead they had a debt-based system that let you go when you payed off your debts).>You decide to adopt one of their children out of mercy and name him Moshe.>Moshe, upon growing up, immediately kills an overseer, runs away, and when he returns he invokes the foreskin demon to terrorize Egypt and frees the imprisoned oligarchs from paying off their debt.>You are remembered as the bad guy in all this somehow.
>>18536241Don’t forgot about how when the fled Egypt, they stole a bunch of wealth in the process.
>how dare you save us from starvation
>>18536271Yes, starvation caused by the foreskin demon and only “solved” by people who helped create the problem to begin with.
>>18536241>You are remembered as the bad guy in all this somehowNever happened, btw
The exodus never even happened so I wouldn't worry about it
Bump
Why didn't G-d harden Pharaoh's cock instead?
>>18536241It's a shame that possibly the best animated movie made by America is jewish fairytale, puts a damper in it. Even if I ignore it's setting and the modernity that followed, and just appreciate the conflict for what it is, I have to hear some overgeneralizing christcuck lecture every 10 minutes. Moses' bro had it rough.
>>18536336It happened
>>18536241Being enslaved in Egypt was part of God’s punishment for the Hebrews that Pharoah and the Egyptians were only marginally related to. Remember that it was Joseph’s own brothers who sold him in to Egypt and also it was the Hebrew’s choice to follow Egyptian customs. Ramses is the necessary bad guy for Exodus but the main villain is still the Hebrews themselves if you read the book properly
>>18537040The fox and the hound is better.
>>18536241Exodus 1:22:Then Pharaoh gave this order to all his people: “Every Hebrew boy that is born you must throw into the Nile"
>>18536241Nigga, you've got all wrong, like all antichrists do.
>>18537682Shalom Moshe
>>18536241If the exhodus id fake then what is real and why did they make that up ?
>>18536241>I took out a loan>now I have to pay it backwhy would the jews persecute me so?!
>>18536336This
>>18536241Conveniently leaving out the slaying of jewish infants?
>>18536241This website has rotted your brain and you should consider taking a long break.
>>18536241You are mentally ill
>>18536241jews take the blunt of the debt resentment through history because they often dominate the money lending business (reason is others wouldn't go near it as much as jews did and jews had narrower windows of opportunities so they resorted to money lending) if it werent jews it would be someone/something else. though I agree that we shouldn't let jews control and insidiously subvert our institutions, but we have to be reasonable
>>18537040I haven’t seen this movie in years but to this day I find myself humming playing with the big boys now all the time.>By the might of Horus/ you will kneel before uuuuuuss
>>18538116>What about the 6 million babies eaten on October 7th goy
>>18536241Schroedinger's Exodus. Simultaneously it didn't happen and the Hebrews were the bad guys.
>>18538214Both can be true, it’s pretty fucked to make up an origin story where you subvert your host nation and then move to another land where you genocide the native population and take over. Certainly if I was going to create an origin story of my ethnic group we would have been the merciful, autochthonous, high IQ and beautiful chad kangs of Canaan from the very beginning.
>>18538253Technically in Hebrew lore they did reside in Canaan and the land was gifted to Jacob (by tricking his father into thinking he was Esau the Canaanite). Joseph was sold into slavery in Egypt and after becoming a fortune teller for the Pharaoh the other Hebrews were allowed in but later they had to return home to Canaan because it was promised to them by god.
>>18537158>>18538116They deserved it for worshiping the foreskin demon and for belonging to the family of oligarchs who benefited from the theft of Egypt’s wealth. Moshe being spared was an act of mercy and in retrospect a mistake given that he grew up to terrorize Egypt.
>>18537049This. I've seen the cartoon.
>>18538253>move to another land where you genocide the native populationI thought it was pretty funny when people did some digging in Israel and most of the supposed mighty cities turned out to have been tiny villages.
>>18536241Seething kikes couldn't handle the truth of their own humiliation in their silly little skynigger books so they defaced Egyptian statues as a final fuck you.
Egypt captured a shit ton of people from the near east to the point where administration was very difficult. I have no doubt the exodus happened oney generations as they were able to slip. through the cracks.
>>18538690Not sure some small scale migration is enough to justify saying the story of Exodus is true. It's so far removed from the bombastic divine showdown and mass migration that defines the story.
>>18537808Because they’re narcissists
>>18539149I have no doubt the exodus of Egypt happened. The real question is how they got stuck in that relatively small Nabatean desert area for 40 years.
>>18539149its not that far removed if its channeling real memories. Exodus remembers real place names, migration paths, contains Egyptian etymologies an loan words, and more. The circumstances of the event fit quite nicely with the situation of the Bronze Age collapse. This reddit biblical minimalism/hyper-skepticism is no longer tenable at this point. Genesis and Exodus are filled to the brim with historical recollections of the earlier Bronze Age that no later Israelites could have possibly made up from scratch.
>>18539661Buddy, exodus has literally been disproved. This is not a "hyper skepticism" claim
>>18539663It hasn't been "disproven". That statement betrays a kind of binary thinking by which these traditions can be somehow "proven" or "disproven" in some sweeping way. Exodus is a mythologized compilation of real sets of historical experiences taking place in preceding periods but shaped into a later cohesive national narrative. And yes, it is increasingly hyper-skeptical at this point to deny the historical kernels present therein. Not that I'm one to appeal to authority, but to mirror your argument, it is indeed the case that more scholars these days are coming around to an historical exodus of some kind.
>>18536241>foreskin demonKek. circumcision actually seems to have been a deeply NE African/Saharan-Sudanic custom, shared by Egyptians, Cushitic peoples, and others. The Israelites actually likely inherited the practice from Egypt. Even Herodotus posited as such. this shows us how profoundly Egyptian culture shaped the Semitic communities associated with these biblical narratives and in a sense adds weight to the Exodus narrative.
>>18539661>>18539667Judaism and by-extension Christianity and Islam are complete nonsense. There is no evidence of a complete Torah existing prior to the 5th century AUC (after of the founding of the city [of Rome]).The Exodus myth was written as a polemic against Manetho, not the other way around (again, no complete Torah prior to the 5th century AUC).Manetho was citing earlier sources and he has been proven correct by history. He was writing about the Shasu and his ONLY mistake was confusing them with the Hyksos. The Shasu were a group of nomads from the southern Levant who worshipped Yahweh and would later contribute to the ethnogenesis of the Jews. They were considered a nuance due to their tendency to raid the Egyptian borders and at some point in the late Bronze Age, they nearly succeeded in plundering Egypt but got their asses kicked and expelled. Manetho wrote this in his Aegyptiaca and the Jews, being mad that people remember this, wrote the myth of Exodus in response.Only those with a mental illness and leprosy would deny any of this. Also, Egypt didn’t even have the type of chattel slavery depicted in Exodus.
>>18539676>There is no evidence of a complete Torah existing prior to the 5th century AUC (after of the founding of the city [of Rome]).Utter nonsense, I'm not even sure where to begin. We have mountains of evidence of Bronze-Age memories in the Pentatuch. The Song of the Sea, the Song of Deborah, the Balaam material, the patriarchal social setting, Egyptian loanwords, Late Bronze Age geography, memories of Semitic groups in Egypt, and the southern Yahweh/Shasu horizon all this and more point to older strata. >>18539676>Manetho wrote this in his Aegyptiaca and the Jews, being mad that people remember this, wrote the myth of Exodus in response.according to your theory, why would Jews be “embarrassed” by Manetho if Manetho was supposedly only talking about generic Asiatics/Shasu/Hyksos?
>>18539689in other words, why would the jews identify themselves with manetho's hyksos?
>>18539676>Also, Egypt didn’t even have the type of chattel slavery depicted in Exodus.they absolutely had slavery or forced labor of PoW war captives, foreign dependents, with overseers managing state building projects.New Kingdom Egypt especially did so, pic-related, teh tomb of Rekhmire literally depicts foreign laborers making mudbricks under Egyptian overseers which makes the exodus description of forced labor in brick-making for state projects completely plausible.
>>18539712Christing troon habesha mutt fag nigger your nigger genes were getting cleaned off Yemenis by Persians and you were getting trooned by Byzantines. You mutt wewuzzers have nothing to do with Hebrews and no Semitic fags build no pyramids.
