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How do you interpret this passage?
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Its the bald man's version of what David vs Goliath is for manlets.
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damn, old man has no chill fr fr
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>>18537675
God put them there to piss him off because they were gonna grow up to be bad people, obviously.
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>>18537675
It's a clear message that the bigoted, childish people who mock prophets based on their physical characteristics won't be left unpunished by God
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>>18537675
A random bear attack happened irl and people justified it by saying it was divine punishment because the kids mocked a prophet.
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>>18537675
all according to keikaku
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>>18537675
The question I have is did God manifest the bears out of thin air or did he already have them on standby?
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>>18537675
Should have taken finasteride
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These passages sound like they were inserted by a raging hair-let.
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>>18538664
By the way when the bible refers to things appearing out of thin air like with the feeding of the multitude, did they spawn without making any noise or movement like a gmod prop or did some sort of process happen where they formed like in atomic heart, like did it load from top to bottom, did it appear when nobody was looking, did small mineral-like veins appear, did little squares slowly bring them into existence like in transformers?
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>>18537675
I love how the cope for this is always claiming that they were actually young adults because thats what the original word meant, despite the fact said word is also used to described various characters that are beyond a doubt kids or even younger
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>>18538664
god always has shooters on standby in case somenoe talks shit
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>>18538860
There’s also the fact that every historic translation including the Septuagint and Vulgate translated it as children
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>>18537675
Mockers getting what they deserve
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The lord works in mysterious ways
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...god's balding isn't he?



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