>an atheist and a Christian both get cancer >The atheist trusts the so.yence and dies painfully and bald while cursing God, proceeds to go to hell>The Christian prays to G-d, cancet completely disapears, goes to heaven.Gonna pray that every atheist gets cancer ngl
>>18539190Maria Theresa was a staunch, devout Catholic who frequently framed her political and military struggles against the secular, flute-playing Frederick as a holy crusade. She had even commissioned special religious banners for her troops and spent days in intense prayer leading up to the confrontation.Despite being outnumbered more than two to one (roughly 66,000 Austrians against 33,000 Prussians), Frederick used a brilliant military tactic known as the oblique order to completely smash the Austrian army, forcing them into a chaotic retreat.Following the victory, Frederick wrote a letter to his close friend, the French philosopher Voltaire, mocking Maria Theresa's public displays of piety. He sarcastically quipped that "God has granted victory to the more faithful ruler.".
>>18539190>god won't cure your lung cancer>he won't even cure your lung cancer if you pray to him>he'll only cure your lung cancer if you ask some dead literal who woman to pray for youThis is so dumb.
>>18539190>One time I butt chugged a sunny D before winning $2,000 from a scratch-off lottery ticket.>Therefore butt chugging sunny D causes people to win scratch-offs.
>>18539190this story isnt real buddy.
>>18539322>>18539345>>18539422Let’s assume for the sake of argument it is completely factual.What would you do?I wouldn’t become a Catholic. Would you?
>>18539898>>18539190OP is mentally deranged.Science cures cancer every day and heals millions and religion fails all.Fuck you schizoes.Lol.
Lol.
>>18539190Then you're no Christian. A Christian would pray for every atheist that cannot pray for themselves.
>>18539906Science notoriously has a lower rate efficacy at treating cancer than prayer does.Cancer is defeated by body shocking cell reproduction, science is unable to induce this through means other than localized radiation blasting, this is itself not reliable.Prayer defeats this because the body and mind can be greatly influenced by prayer, state of mind, and the body can react to certain thoughts and feelings and emotions.Watch the Ssseth immunology lecture, SOVL unironically has a higher rate of cancer survival than any medicinal practice.
>>18540458Unserious post.You’re no atheist because you appeal to creationism when you say all races are equal.>im not a liberalBro thinks this board isn’t Shitlibs vs Christim
>>18540648>Science notoriously has a lower rate efficacy at treating cancer than prayer does.Source?
>>18540651When you're being racist, you're borrowing from my evolutionist worldview.
>>18539190Servants of God do not get cancer unless as punishment for a grave sin or as a test, and tests like this are rare and reserved for the most rigtheous like Job.
>>18540659Unfalsifiable nonsense.
>>18540655It's a complete lie.>>18540659Christians get cancer all the time, retard
>>18539190That's not proof of God's existence. But, rather, science is flawed because humans are flawed. How many times did someone pray but died anyway? How many recovered but didn't pray?
>>1854092990% of christians do not serve God.
>>18541032The 10% you're talking about also get cancer all the time
>>18541063Nobody who serves God gets cancer. Sickness is a curse on the wicked.
>>18541076>Nobody who serves God gets cancer.This is false, sorry retard. Plenty of people who serve god get cancer and plenty of atheists never do.>Sickness is a curse on the wicked.No it isn't, that's not what cancer is. You're retarded.
>>18541076Babies are wicked?
>>18541083If God is observing your bloodline be wicked for 10 straight generations, what can he expect from generation number 11?>>18541079The servants of God are protected from all diseases and all troubles. You will never see the children of the rigtheous begging for bread or dying young in the streets.
>>18541095You are the type of christian that makes potential believers back away from christianity.
>>18539190Every way of a man is right in his own eyes, but Yahweh weighs the hearts.
Lmao an unironic prosperity gospel believer. This shits funny as hell.
>>18541095>You will never see the children of the rigtheous begging for bread or dying young in the streets.Sort of bewildering how anyone can both believe this and claim to believe in the teachings of Jesus. Wasn't getting people to read the bible for themselves one of the goals of protestantism?
>>18539190You can stop spamming about atheists. No one is gonna die for Israel anymore.
>>18539190>Gonna pray that every atheist gets cancer nglThat is sinful, you should not do this. Imprecatory prayers are very serious, and should only be said against very particularly wicked men who commit extreme evils, especially against the Church. The Lord commanded us to love our enemies and pray for those that persecute us.
>>18539190If they are killed prematurely their heart can no longer be softened by the lord.No one is lost while they still walk the Earth, the entire point of life on Earth is to overcome sin, not submit to it and embrace cynicism.You're making yourself the Judge and closing your heart to grace when you take this line of reasoning.
>>18542319Everyone on earth is lost until they are born again
>>18542322Yeah, I read my bible. The only chance for salvation is in this life, that's why you're supposed to love and pray for your enemies, not wish for their untimely demise and a swift arrival in hell.Which part of the bible made you think that venerating death was ok?
>>18542342I’m not OP, I’m >>18542307I was just pointing out that your wording at least implies Pelagianism
>>18542342NTA but you're supposed to love YOUR enemies, not the enemies of God.
>>18542091Psalm 37:25-26I was young and now I am old, yet I have never seen the righteous forsaken or their children begging bread.They are always generous and lend freely; their children will be a blessing.
>>18539898No, God would know I'm only in it for the free healthcare. I can't trick Him, it wouldn't work.
>>18539190When doctors say you're gonna die, it's just their best guess and you might have like a 0.0001% chance of surviving. They just don't want to give you false hope by telling you you might survive in such a case. Unfortunately, this leads to one in a million delusional christtards thinking their prayers were answered by a magic sky fairy.
