>a random frog somehow became king of Sweden
>never learned Swedish
>>18539525George I didn't know how to speak English
>>18539522>marries napoleon's fiancé
>>18539522>randomHe was one of Napoleon's marshals, an experienced military commander who had a good track record of treating Swedish POWs well>somehowThe Swedes had a succession crisis, had recently lost Finland to Russia and France was the dominant power in Europe at the time. Ergo, the Swedish Riksdag chose someone an experienced military commander with ties to the most militarily powerful nation on the continent, in the hopes of regaining Finland or at the very least defending themselves from future wars with Russia. There's absolutely nothing random or arbitrary about Bernadotte's ascension to the Swedish throne.
>>18539525He know Norman and some Dutch
>>18539522he looks so painfully French it hurts, but he technically wasn't, he was German
>>18540005He was Basque actually
>>18539522Yes anon, Monarchy is retarded and the ancestry/blood of a King is meaningless at the end of the day. Most monarchies in Europe at some stage were ruled by someone who's roots are somewhere else.Still the case today.>EnglandGermans>SpainFrench>SwedenFrench>NorwayGermanI think Belgium has its own dynasty that originated in Belgium, and the Netherlands dynasty is only half-Dutch iirc.
>>18539522It is so embarassing that nordics have never shined as bright as meds have, just as aristotle said the best spirit lies around the mediterranean and anything north or south is just noise.nords, niggers, jews, arabs, and celt cant compete with the med spirit
>>18540090alright settle down diego rodriguez
>>18540092all your women come here to tan and let us fuck their brains out, maybe thats what they should keep doing to fix the weak basedcuck wimp genes that comes with their males (you)
>>18540094to guatemala? i don't think so
>>18540096actually thats where your men go to have a chance at pussy these days, even as far as Philippines, grim
>>18540077They are all Germans. Bernadottes married German princesses in almost every generation. The Belgian dynasty is actually of the same dynasty as the British dynasty, the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, cadet branch of the House of Wettin, and they too got German spouses in almost every generation. The House of Orange is a cadet branch of the House of Nassau, and of course, they too married Germans in almost every generation.If anyone isn't German it's the Spanish Bourbons as they frequently married other Bourbons, but the present kings mother was from the House of Oldenburg so he's probably majority German too.
>>18540100>Spanish BourbonsFrench* Bourbons
>>18540098just put the tacos in the bag, choncho
>>18540101Spanish branch of the French Bourbons
>>18539525that dog's nails are very long
>>18540100>>18540077>you now remember Ottoman caliphs being pure Evropan Aryan Greek-Albanian-Slavs and trying to explain to their Turkmen soldiers and Arab subjects that they're actually 100% sayyid descendants of Mohammed
>>18540005He litetally came from the deepest swarthiest south of France. He couldn't be less German
>>18540005Ah, yes. The classic German physical traits like curly brown hair and a rounded nose. Not to mention his olive skin and dark eyes.
>>18540103>J-just put the nachos in the bag, ch-ch-choncho!
>>18540171seething
>>18539522>steals napoleons girl>becomes his best Marshall>treats Swedish POWs so well they make him king>tells Napoleon he will follow Swedish national interest>>Napoleon doesn’t take him seriously>declares war on France and crushes Napoleon at Leipzig Truly a great man
