Obviously, this question gets asked a lot, but the answer given is usually just some variety of 'just don't be a Nazi lol.' In this hypothetical I'm asking if you WERE a Nazi, what WOULD you do differently, assuming you still believe in all of the tenets of National Socialism.>You have to hate Slavs.>You have to believe in an 'international Jewish conspiracy' that controls, at the very least, France, England, Russia, Poland, and America.>You have to hate capitalism, Marxism, and Christianity.>You have to believe the German race/nation is superior and deserving of being a self-sufficient empire, although the specifics of what that entails are up to you.
>>18539951You just kinda made this up. All of Europe was seen as Aryan. De facto Slavs were seen as inferior to Nordic/Germanics by many in the NSDAP (can you blame them?), but de jure they were Aryan. I.e. white I.e. Europeans
>pay for English lessons, not just for myself, but also Goering and other high-ranking Nazis>create a large diplomatic Corps, who give the Elite and maybe the public, if that's even possible, just simply the German perspective on world issues, I won't get away with propaganda, but just basic bitch communication and simple organizations, who engage in exchange of culture, would be far beyond anything what happened in the bad timeline, not even the Elite, who were running England, had any fucking clue what Germans wanted, they were so extremely delusional about our world view, they honestly thought they could give us our colonies back on a trust system and just be fine with having Slavic barbarians torture our people>micro-manage Goering more and have him focus on air superiority and multi-roles, instead of bombers and CAS>create a strategic bomber program>fire Goebbels and give him a less important role, I can't have him diplomatically sabotage my reputation like IRL>while it's very telling that the one time Jews suffered for real in Germany, Antisemitism and any kind of pro-German position became untannable politically, while German suffering got constantly ignored, I have to deal with the cards played and that means NO OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT BACKING of any kind of pogroms against Jews, even if an insane Jew killed our diplomat in France and our population started rioting against Jews, always keep order, show the world we stand for order, civility and a rules-based system>keep calm, while Poland genocides my people, revenge is a dish best served cold, not hot, keep calm, while Germans beg me to intervene and save them, I have to play the long game, Poland will one day get what's coming to them, but the situation has to be right>I know I have a terminal heart disease and will die before I reach old age, but the industrial world is too dangerous to seek the glory of a great conquest, play the really long game, I will be known as the greatest German ever anyway
>>185399511. Don’t invade Poland2. Acquire nukes3. Extreme isolationism, no one gets in no one gets outAll it would take
>>18539951Force a war with France before England is prepared.Once France is knocked out, build a navy to threaten England into neutrality.Then invade Poland/Russia/whatever
>>18539951Kill myself immediately.
>>18539951Nothing. He did the best it could have been done. Continental Europe was united and our troops on the verge of reaching the oil fields that would have guaranteed our independence.But Rooselvelt could choose when to join the war, that was out of Adolf R. Hitler hands
>>18539973Revisionist delusion. Slavs = subhuman according to Hitler. Nothing more. Hitler never had an idea of pan-European unity.
>>18540269Are you under the impression that Hitler was an ideologue who personally declared which groups belonged to the aryan race (at the time a scientific term)
>>18539988Bring all the troops from the East to the Atlantic Wall and Italy and prepare to drive off the Americans and British
The answer is very simple and very easy: Take the British-Polish alliance seriously and dont gamble the fate of your country on it.Also sack Ribbentrop for pressing the issue. Get von Neurath back in office, he was skilled and pragmatic and had a more accurate assessment of the world than the neurotic Ribbentrop.So there you have it. Dont start the war.I know the immediate answer will be that there's going to be an economic depression but I'd rather have Germany face that than total destruction.
>>18539951Basically, do everything earlier and you have a much better chance at victory.1937: Joint German-Hungarian invasion of Czechoslovakia1938: Joint German-Italian invasion of France1939: Joint German-Soviet invasion of Poland. Joint Italian-German invasion of Balkans.1940: Combined Axis invasion of Soviet Union
>>18539995>>18540407>You have to believe the German race/nation is superior and deserving of being a self-sufficient empirePacifism doesn't achieve this.
>>18539951The Nazis didn’t believe any of those.>>18540269Yet he said slavs were Aryan.
>>18540407>Just don't be a Nazi lol
>>18540486No he didn't. He said Croatians specifically were Aryan. The majority of Slavs were considered either non-Aryan or Untermensch
>>18539951Do the Israeli strategy of assassination.Go after generals and leaders.
>>18539951The problem when fighting jews is that you are fighting an enemy that is already prepare to protect itself while you are still in your baby steps. Hitler's mistake was provoking the jews too much too fast. What he needed to do was something very similar to what jews do. Spread out, infiltrate, spread ideas, and connect when needed. Let's assume Hitler can keep doing his thing in a moderate manner for about 10 years more. If he, as soon as he got in power, had financed NS in France, could he have managed to prop up a French leader that followed in his steps? Probably. The more successful Hitler became the more appealing his French puppet would have looked like. Then it's just a matter of repeating that in other countries, preferably in the same area. Slowly, taking over these nations from the inside.It's the old tale of you have to become x to beat x, or something. The biggest mistake of Nazis is underestimating jews and overestimating themselves. Always expect the worst.
>>18539988>pay for English lessons,>create a large diplomatic Corps, who give the Elite and maybe the public, if that's even possible, just simply the German perspective on world issues,>NO OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT BACKING of any kind of pogroms against Jews,> I have to play the long game, Poland will one day get what's coming to them, but the situation has to be rightThe fact you typed this out shows how little you've actually read on this topic (not surprising for /his/), this entire board is full of self-important retards who read more wikipedia than actual books.
>>18540269>>18540489Now in reality, here is an excerpt from Hitler Youth handbooks
>>18540269>>18540489And here is that corroborated. Feed this into your LLM, I'm curious what it will say
>>18539951>Don’t invade Poland>Invade and conquer the Baltic States>Let the Japanese know of Germany’s plans for war with the USSR>Promise them massive amounts of Soviet oil in the event of a Soviet capitulation >Secure a military alliance with Finland, Hungary, and Romania>Invade the USSR through the Baltics and Romania, with Japan attacking from the East
if we consider aryan = sintashta then this picrel is more legit than hitler's selective and subjective inclusion and exclusion of European countries from the ‘Aryan’ basket
>>18539951It's more or less impossible to effect any meaningful change to Hitler's policies while still being Hitler. Sure you could be more decisive, reform government to work a little better, streamline the genocide plans, tell your doctor to go fuck himself earlier and ease up on the strychinine. But that's not going to change the geeral outcome of the war. All the general objectives Hitler had in his program were attempted by Hitler.>>18540740He literally talks about all of East Slavic Europe being former german heimat that needs to be cleansed and replace with wholesome aryan settlers in Mein Kampf.
>>18540910Whether he did or didn't is irrelevant to what was being responded to. Eastern Europeans were categorized as part of the Aryan race. In particular primarily East Baltic and Nordic (for Northern Slavs).
>>18539951Sell weapons to Iran to make its partition by the Allies more difficultTry to bring Turkey into the AxisForce Petain to give up Algeria. The French are going to betray you anywayKeep Spain nominally neutral while ceding to its demands in Morocco. If the British invade Spain, use that as propaganda against them
>>18539951There is no right answer. The only way you win in this world is by selling out your nation and allying with world Jewry
>>18539951WE hungarians were seen as good little germanised aryans, it was allowed to marry with us, our genetic qualities were seen as "ok"
>>18539951Nazism is truly a schizo ideology. Wildly inconsistent.>Warsaw ghetto separated from "Aryan side">Poles had to carry "Aryan papers"Are they untermenschen or not?>Collaborating with subhumans in Ukraine, Lokot autonomy, etc. should be beneath them, let alone giving them flags and shit>What the about Czechs and Slovaks, why is the fuhrer shaking hands with that subhuman?if they're slav/germ mutts, so are poles, so why are the poles treated worse?>Are Meds and Nips Aryan? If not, are they your racial equals? >describing nords with a jeet word in the first place>Chinese were your racial equals for thousands of years, but stopped being your racial equals when they fought nips?>Finns are Aryan? Hungs aren't?I can't decide if the insanity or retardation is stronger
>>18541715Czechs are funny. Because they began with rather stringent policies of germanization settlement, etc. (Even quotes about how the best way would be to just expell all the Czechs). But by the end of the war they had resigned themselves to shilling Czech collaborationist Nationalism.
>>18541700>>18541715>>18541718Nazis made wildly inconsistent statements about Czechs and Hungarians, that's presumably why they're marked with a question mark.In Mein Kampf Hitler refers to Czechs explicitly as a racially foreign people and doesn't comment much about Hungarians (which is strange, since much of the book is about Austria-Hungary).In Table Talk Hitler actually praises Czechs calling them 'hardworking' but notes their 'Mongolian' phenotype. He complains about Hungarians being 'lazy' but beyond that doesn't appear to have a strong problem with them.
>>18541744we have a history that goes back for more than a thousand years, of course we are related, same with czechs, poles whatever, hitler was just a sperg sometimes (most of the times)he did genuinely hate poles and eastern slavs though
>>18541744Hitler also envied Budapest which he called the most beautiful city in the world, and said Germany could learn from Hungary when it came to city-planning
>>18541744I mean if we are going to go by those standards then the map you should have Poland/the USSR criss-crossed by a billion lines instead of an uniform grey because neither Hitler or his Regime had a very consistent policy regarding them. In fact down to scientifically determining and classifying the races no one could actually agree on anything, it was a massive hen-house of competing ideas, theories, and systems.Though in fairness, german designs for the east were very fickle.
>>18539951>my main enemies?untermensch>people i don't care about?non-aryans>my useful idiots?aryan
>>18539951If it's lose but with aura farming then more STGs maybe, more V2s, more jets, more Bible nerdery
>>18541765to be fair i think he only said that because of how many germans helped rebuild budapest
