The rest of the Torah after Moses leaves Egypt is like a fucking namek arc.
>>18544981Ah yes, the part of the Torah where Moses is a literal desert warlord for an infinity of years until he dies.
>>18544981You mean how the Israelites kept being retarded and dying from doing the exact opposite of what God told them to?
>The rest of the Torah after Moses leaves Egypt is like a fucking namek arc.
>>18544986Yes, when they're wandering the desert for eighty years.
>>18544981I like to think of christianity as a group project, the Father did the OT, the Son the NT, and the Holy Spirit builds the Church.The Father makes the OT come to pass, he pours his all into it; he sets up the son's section perfectly, he underlays everything with themes about obedience, piety, love of the Lord, goes the extra mile, writes allegorical poetry, topical citations, styles and sources everything to the letter.Then the son just goes down there and goes:>J: "If you pick up three donkeyfulls of seeds a man of the lord through sanctified fig trees thy hallowed soul onto thee"Peter: "Does this mean we have to pray and follow the law, lord?">J: "Oh my G-d Peter, why are you so fucking stupid? On G-d bro ts pmo so much. Them pharisees keep getting on my shit and you don't even listen!"Peter: "No! Lord please forgive me lord"J: "Ugh no wonder I'll replace you with Paul later. Anyway, tell the world about me, build the rock on my church, sanctify all souls onto G-d, yadda yadda yadda. Oh and make sure they all follow the parable of the three prodigal apple seeds onto their one begotten kingdom amen, it's the most important part."James: "Lord, what?"J: "I have to go now, Heaven needs meeeeeeee." [Jesus died and came back on hiw way to Heaven]
