Hey, xfags/zoomers, is the giant elderly bearded homo sapiens sapiens male that you believe is floating in space wearing robes? He must be, right, because homo sapiens sapiens wearing fabric is one of the primordial laws of nature!
>>18545870Remember when was actually used to talk about History & Humanities.Remember
>>18545870>xfagsNewfag detected, the slur is /x/trads
After a long draw, I think atheists are actually winning over creationists in who can articulate the opposing view in a more retarded tone. Kudos to those who respect themselves enough not to compete.
>>18545886did you know there is a ghost inside your skull that will float up into the clouds after you die, but not if you have a lot of sex, in that case a bipedal black billy goat will pull your ghost under the earth's crust, where the ghost will be hurt by fire forever! Because everyone knows ghosts hate fire!
>>18545993Did you know sacrificing your own dignity doesn't take it away from the ideas you mangle?
>>18545870Well technically if you are to humor the Genesis account of creation, God cant be naked because Adam and Eve ate of the fruit in the snake’s words “to become like Gods” and to gain his knowledge of good and evil and the first thing they did was to cover their nudity.
>>18546042...but where did God get plant fabric all those hundreds of billions of years ago that could also be found on Earth in plants that were common on the Northern Hemisphere around 0 AD?
>>18545870>God has a body because some random atheist/antichrist said soYou're showing that you're ignorant. The really funny part is that you believe your thread is brilliant, a masterpiece.
>>18546135>God created man in his own image>the pic in OPzoomies are coping about their tribal superstition being a bunch of caveman nonsense ITT...SAD!
