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To put things into perspective this is a thousand years after Julius Caesar, and 1500 years after the classical Greeks...

>Every day, unfailingly, they wash their faces and heads with the dirtiest and filthiest water there could possibly be. A young servant girl comes every morning with breakfast and a large basin of water. She places it before her master, who washes his hands, face, and hair in it. He washes and untangles his hair with a comb in the same basin, then blows his nose, spits, and performs every other kind of filthiness. When he is finished, the servant presents that same basin to the one sitting beside him. She continues to pass the basin from one to another until she has made it go around to all the men in the room. And each of them blows his nose, spits, and washes his face and hair in the basin.

>Ibn Fadlan - An Arab Traveler in the Dark Lands of the North
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Fadlan was probably just seething there were no dancing boys to fuck among the locals
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>>18554072
>To put things into perspective
this is sixty thousand years after the first australians were making bread but you younglings keep fighting about who is civilised
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>>18554072
Germanics should've just killed the arab desu, but I suppose they were always prone to negrophilia and being tolerant of color.
Imagine how much of a horror it would be if it was Umberto of Miroslav, I bet they'd start screaming in horror if they approached them to ask about their Gods and culture.
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>>18554205
>Umberto of Miroslav
Or Miroslav*
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>>18554072
Didn't the actual Romans think Germanics were disgusting barbarians (and gay for using scents) for washing with water and soap instead of having another man scrape the grime off them and then cover them in rancid oil
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>>18554072
>wallahi they don't even drink camel piss to refresh themselves on a hot summer day, bismallah those kuffars truly are savages, akhi
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>>18554072
Romans shared toliet brushes
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>>18554088
>>18554205
>>18554406
Copium
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>>18554384
the Gauls (a civilized people) were the ones using soap not germanoids
>>18554472
pop history slopium. do you use your toilet brush to clean your ass?
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>>18554475
>The climate of Medina did not suit some people, so the Prophet (ﷺ) ordered them to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). So they followed the shepherd that is the camels and drank their milk and urine till their bodies became healthy.
Look, it was even in a hadith!
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>>18554205
Vikings sold their women to mudslimes
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>>18554633
Slavery has always been a way to get rid of outcasts and losers and then make their genes part of someone else's problem. Why do you think Ashkanazi Jews are so psycho despite heavy European admixture? Slave genes.
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>>18554692
Jews are the master race. Goyim aren't
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>>18554484
Yes, I may have being adding that to the Germoid "story"
They did consider Gauls zesty for washing properly though, didn't they
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>>18554072
>Ibn Fadlan - An Arab Traveler in the Dark Lands of the North
This is him describing the Rus (روس). Historians just 'assumed' he's talking about Vikings of Germanic origin but it's impossible to know that without a time machine. The populace in 10th century Russia would have been a mixture of peoples only some of which were Germanic
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>>18554695
And what do these masters fantasize about doing? Collecting rent, and sitting around like a battery hen getting fat. They are livestock getting ready for someone to gut them and take their stuff.
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>>18554072
These weren't representations of normal Germanics, but Pirates and Raiders, who moved far away from their homes to live in a foreign land, in a hostile steppe, where you needed to be the most badass to survive.
From all we know Germanics greatly valued women and I doubt they would have tolerated that they just fuck their sex slaves and prostitutes in the open, while having a casual conversation and inviting foreigners to court. The Rus Vikings were in Eastern Europe to have fun, fuck and kill people.
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>>18554484
>gauls bathed with soap
ancient gauls were more civilized than their french descendants today
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>>18554692
I think it was the opposite. The raiders sold simple people who couldn't defend themselves to the jews and the jews accepted them after a while and made them part of their tribe. Now descendants of literal slaves (who were oftentimes European) rule over uppity cattle like you, which desperately wants to look like it is in charge of anything. Slavery wasn't a good thing, it was a thing for bottom of the barrel scum. By selling slaves of European descent they made sure the future of other Europeans will be extinction.
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Those are Slavs not Germanics.
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>>18555077
Is everyone Germanic when it suits you and Slavic when it doesn't? What wild cope is this?



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