The true Church is the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church. Unfortunately, it's region-locked and ethnic-locked, so unless you're Amharic Ethiopian, you will not make it past the pearly gates.
>>18564961Why does God hate everyone who isn't Amharic?
>>18564967He doesn't, everyone who isn't Amharic hates God by not accepting the true Church.
>>18564961Heresy
>>18564988How so?
>>18564968Warhammer 40K is based because Orks Eldar and Necrons have their own gods that are exclusive to them but humans still worship the Corpse-Emperor over Chaos! Even Slaanesh belongs to them because the Eldar dominated the galaxy for 60 million years if not for humans the Eye of Terror would never have existed and the Cabal knew that truth it also was correct about the fact that Horus should've won because he became a Warmaster immediately after defeating an Ork that was the biggest threat as proven by the War of the Great Beast that surpassed the Heresy! Didn't Fulgrim worship Chaos before Angron Mortarion and Magnus the Red? Of course Slaanesh wasn't Eldar-made unlike the Adeptus Custodes who're too similar to Incubi squads
I should be a good Ethiopian Orthodox and start going to church with my family again, never would have thought westerners would be jealous of something I always took for granted.
>>18565241do u have an amharic bible with the extended canon?
>>18565245I'm an Ethiopian-American who can speak zero Amharic and can barely speak any Tigriniya (my family's from Tigray), so I just read the NKJV. Thankfully since I'm Ethiopian I can attend services without any drama, and most of the clergy in the States speak enough English to make communicating ok (and my family can help pitch in when needed).
>>18565254>not AmharicAnon, I'm sorry but...
>>18565254Why NKJV? Also are Tigriniya typically Christian or Muslim?
>>18565256When I was younger I saw some online Ethiopian Orthodox resource recommend it for English speakers and I arbitrarily stuck with it.And Tigrayans are super Christian, most traditional Christians of any ethnic group in Ethiopia.
>>18565264Do your family speak Amharic too?
>>18565559Most of them do, in addition to speaking Tigrinya AND English. But after the recent civil war they've been avoiding using Amharic when possible, pushing Tigrayan identity has gotten a lot more important to them.>>18565255Amharic isn't even the liturgical language, Ge'ez is what Ethiopian holy texts are written in and what and services are done in, it's our Latin equivalent. Amharic has as much religious value as any vernacular language.
>>18564961Fuck ethiopoid subhumansGlory to Somalia
>>18564961Use a better model for image generation.
>>18565875I got the pic from some tourist site so I'm pretty sure it's real.
>>18565638>Ge'ez is what services are done inAre you sure? Because Latin isn't used any more for the most part in the Catholic Church and even Eastern Orthodox parishes use the lay language.What language does EOTC TV use? https://www.youtube.com/@EOTCTV/videos
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>>18566772Yup. The church my family goes to has a screen near the altar, where the liturgy is written in Ge'ez, Tigrinya, and English so everyone can follow along. Didn't realize a service done in a non-vernacular language was that rare.
>>18568422k i n o
are white people welcome?
>>18568449You will stick out like a sore thumb as the only white person there, but as long as you're respectful and acting in good faith, and you're doing the basics (taking your shoes off in the church, sitting in the appropriate half of the gender segregated pews, kissing the bible and the cross when presented with them, etc) they'll be polite and kind to you. Massive bonus points if you make any attempt to speak some Amharic, we love white people giving us attention.
>>18568508Can I bang the drum
