some months ago out of curiosity i tried to pray like a muzzie, i took a shower and kneed myself on some kind of plastic fiber thing and started reciting a prayer in arabic that started with the shahada (proclamation of faith)i just recently discover that both taking a bath and reciting the shahada are the necessary things regarding conversion to islam. now back then i though that you needed witnesses to convert to islam, but aparently no.so basically, i am a muslim now? i have nothing against islam but i dont really consider myself one and i dont know to what degree that recitation was valid without the actual intent of becoming a muslim
>>18579441It's binding, welcome to the team brother
>>18579441You’re a retard (probably American) is what you are. Early Christian’s used to pray by getting on their knees and holding their hands up in the air. Just like Muslims do today
>>18579441Yes, its over. Now you have 30 days to circumcise yourself, or either you will be denounced as an apostate and Allah will sent you to hell
>>18579445>>18579455funny>>18579452i am not american. not even close. and christians didn't recite the shahada
>>18579468They can't recite the shahada it's a direct refutation of Christianity
>>18579474what about in a performative action? back in highschool i was asked to recite the shahada in class while reading a book about a mudslim pirate fucking a christian girl (anyway) i refused because cringe and other person did it, i am pretty sure there was at least two muslims in my class that counted as witnesses, so, to what degree this counts as entering islam? even if it is only reciting a part of the book, did that person became muslim because he recited the shadaha in front of two muslims? even if it was just reciting a book? pretty sure the person who did read it was baptized as catholic
>>18579499yeah you're a muslim now.This is the worst fucking thread on this board of idiots
>>18579508why?
>>18579441Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
Alhamdulilla brother, welcome to true religion. Establish prayer at the designated times, believe in the Last Day and seek truth.>The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr. - The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him.
>>18579949what is the designated time for cutting off his foreskin>The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr. - The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him.Fabricated hadith:https://islamqa.info/en/answers/11920/hadeeths-that-differentiate-between-the-scholars-and-the-martyrs%60