ITT: Based retards of history
>>18579882Emperor Norton
>>18579882sir adolf hitler
>>18579882As Pennsylvanian, he is very based commanders.
Man how much of a cantankerous fuck do you have to be for your bust to look like this? As the way all of humanity will remember you forever?
>>18580026him and oliver cromwell would get along pretty well
>>18580039chuds reward of the century
Cato will never be the stupidest Roman in the room during the events he lived through because Bibulus existed. Fittingly, though, he and Cato were two peas in a very retarded pod. And I guess Cato was the more based retard of the two idiots.
>>18579953No he was just a retardPicrel was a zased tard
>>18580026selling your elderly slaves for a few pennies instead of just letting them die with some kind of dignity is the man he was (granted there is some contention about this but still, he was miserly and penny pinching to an absurd degree)
>>18580046Wrong Cato. You're thinking of this one.The younger was both less based and more retarded, although I'd still say he counts. The elder wasn't really that retarded. Just an extremely ornery bastard.>>18580026I think it presents him exactly how he would have wanted to be remembered.
Plebs rioting in Vienna Anno Domini 1848. Emperor remarks: "My citizens are so lively!"When explained that pleb is making an uprise, Emperor asked:"Are they allowed to do that?!"
>>18580309>What a gutsy move, Cato!
>>18580026>Verism was a highly realistic artistic style of Roman art. It was principally used in portraits of politicians, whose facial imperfections were rendered in detail or, according to some scholars, even exaggerated to highlight their maturity, experience, and gravitas. The word comes from Latin verus (true).He's supposed to look like a TRVE ROMAN CHVDVS and not a soft gr*ekoid femboy
