>country's name isn't even their own>named after their colonizer >worships the foreign God of their pillagers >gets invaded, occupied, and raped without rest by various foreign powers consecutively >squanders their unique geolocation's opportunities for cuisine and trade, produces nothing and has tasteless cuisine>upholds themselves to alien beauty standardsWhy did God do this
Why was America named after an Italian discovery navigator?
>>18582885Filipinas are such horny bitches man. God I love 'em
>>18582885Way more based than making up a name like Myanmar and disappearing out of everyone's conscinous forever.
>>18582885Their cuisine isn't tastelessIt's just painfully one-note. Kinda like Korean cuisine. Their language also has the same sound library and Korean too lol
>>18582913Too pork heavy. But the some of the best pork dishes out there.
>>18582885Yeah, the endonym/exonym thing was always weird Most places have their own name for themselves in the own own language, like Nippon/Japan, Zhongguo/China, Deutschland/GermanyThe Philippines was never truly a country, it pretends to be one due to consolidation convenience after being doormat for Japan, Spain, America
>>18582885You say this like the Philippines existed prior to colonization. No, it didn't. It was just clusterfuck of random kingdoms and tribes. The Spanish CREATED the Philippines.
>>18582885Went there decades agoHome of extremes, like many places in AsiaThe most gorgeous women next to the fugliest pugs. The wealth divide is kinda comedic, but it's more pronounced in China
>>18582885It is precisely the fact that we are the unholy love-child of foreign people, foreign beliefs, and local customs and traditions that we were able to make our way into the international comerce without anyone even noticingWe make up 1/3 of all the shipping industry. No one noticedWe make up a huge chunk of nurses, teachers, and caregivers. No noticedWe are becoming the next factory of the world and still, no one's noticingAll because we are capable of adapting to the customs of host countries and we are Christian enough that we don't want to cause trouble for our employers.If all Flips were to return home, global industry would unironically collapse.And before you say that you could just replace us with any other thirdy, then maybe you should have done it from the start
>>18583290>no one noticedPolite society frowns on overtly noticing the unpleasant.
>>18582885it's beyond fuckedI almost feel bad for them
>>18583298Nigga, we've been working for dozens of countries and to this day, we still don't have a an actual offensive stereotypeI repeat, despite our prevalence, no one's noticing us
>>18583314they were negroes?
>>18582885Aaa, yesThe 6th Latin raceFilipinosI would slam that East Asian Latina pussy so goodThank you, SpainGood luck, Sunday
I'm dating a Filipina. It's pretty good overall but she gets on my case pretty hard for smoking. She gets pissed if I take nicotine in any form at all, even nic gum. It's like she thinks nicotine alone is on par with fent. Historical basis for this?
>>18582885being a christcuck sounds so ass, I'd rather believe in nothing than get mentally colonized by brown desert pedos
>>18583316There's a people in South East Asia called the Negritos, who as their name suggested, look very similar to africans. It is thought that they were the native inhabitants of the region before they were absorbed by the Austronesians and Austroasiatic peoples
>>18583390Familial conditioning Tons of children smoke
>>18583390That's just common senseShe has every right to tell you to stop your bad habits, especially when that habit makes you and your house stink and also ruin the health of everyone around youJust do meth and clean the house
>>18582885Men did it, not God.
>>18583481God's repeated attempts to destroy the filipinx islands with natural disasters is quite indicative
>>18583290I kneel. Please don't ever leave us.
>>18583390>tfw no cardboard box mommy
>>18583390Based. Smoking is gay. You should actually see this as a good thing. If she was there for your money, she'd be happy for you to smoke yourself to death.
>>18583494She's seething because every dollar he spends on nicotine products is one dollar he isn't spending on her extended family.
>>18583498kek
>>18583305You are seen, but since in general you mind your business and don't overreach (which btw is bad, you should overreach some more, what are you even doing), we deal with you on an individual basis.
>>18583529We don't overreach because we don't want to stay in foreign lands. Every single country with sizeable Flip workers suffer shortages during Christmas because everyone returns home.We're not looking for a green card. We genuinely love our shithole of a country and we would stay put if we could
>>18583488The Men of the Philippines are handsome and sexy beyond compare. That is why people go to there for the Feel-A-Penis! I mean Philippines Lol!
>>18582913it's completely varied. it's just that most nonflips stay safe with the typical filipino party foods and aren't eating the stuff that filipino actually eat regularly.
Compared to Other Asians...Chinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YerP2wLiVqwSouth Koreahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFhRBFdw2R0Japanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ZjrtD_iL0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YerP2wLiVqwVs the average Filipino ManThe Filipinos are just so damn handsome!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coKWj4AGaNQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_h2EIcWaOshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIKzYRJFduYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh-N7wvQhSUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NPHSeHVWeUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZOE5IpNiIYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9nUtDe-epohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zSFQLx4n6U&t=3shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d87zUHXJmP4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JjzYJFSQJYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLnIVEtX2YMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HIbVjqEDCAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ricHiGPQk4Qhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=K94M2zz6c5whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnsvieBO2LA&t=111sFilipino Men Are Pure Delish. The Best Place on Earth to Feel-A-Penis is the Philippines.(Picrel Flip Men Yum!)
>>18583316some of them are still negritos. the comic is wrong and follows outdated theories though. older filipinos believe that the culture and languages (which they still call dialects) of philippines came from indonesia and malaysia based on similarities, but the opposite is closer to the truth. the language and overall culture came from taiwan into the philippines and spread from there.
>>18583590>>18583607complete cope lmao, Philippines is literally known for being the go-to JBW shithole. There's thousands of half-white children as a result of pump-and-dump done by white tourists.
>>18583398>conveniently ignores the racist appellation's etymology and origins meant to degrade the native islandnigs
>>18583607It's like you're on every board the moment someone mentions the Feel-A-Peen...
>>18583492What is even going on in this pic
>>18583613Being the Whitest and Most Latino Asian country is a somehow a bad thing?
>>18583716Its called Feel-A-Penis, muh nigga!
>>18582885Filipinx are just Asian Latinxs.
>>18582885Filipinos are the Guatemalans of SEA. Poor and identity crisis out the ass of who they are.
>>18583607Nearly everyone of those manlets are the product of some european's pump and dump.
>>18582903It was named after Amaruca meaning land of the feathered serpent. That Amerigo thing is just cope.
>>18584149>Guatemala >identity crisisSpeak for yourself
>>18582885>>18584149https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRXqYDHR9I4This shit is over the top funny listening to what it's like in the Philippines
>>18585013>kids playing with spiders like Pokemon battlesI will never, ever go to this country
>>18584149That's literally every Hispanic shithole, though.
>>18585033Better stay clear of Japan, buddypoke.
>>18583314>>18583609>>18583316Negritos (like Aeta) were the original inhabitants of the islands. The language and culture comes from Taiwanese aboriginals (Austronesians) who conquered the islands.Majority Filipinos are now mixed with 30% Negrito but the Cordillerans have some fully Austronesian tribes.Josh Luna is neither Austronesian or Negrito or a regular pinoy but Chinese diaspora.
Filipinos are some weird ass fucking creatures. You get some that look like the stereotypical Asian where it looks like their side profile got smashed with a pan, along with dark skin and fat noses. Some of them have big eyes and some of them have tiny eyes. And then you get some that straight up look like the perfect genetic combination of white and Asian, and also Latin American. It's insane.
>>18582885>upholds themselves to alien beauty standardsOut of all the bullshit that came from feminism this one has to be the most delusional and out of touch. Women everywhere have always ratraced each other in beauty standards in full disregard of male opinions and in frequent chase of foreign trends out of exoticism and provincialism.
>>18583988Yes. Being a product of civilizational level pump-and-dump isn't a proud thing.
>>18583988I don’t think it’s a good thing for a country to be globally known as a brothel for foreigners, while local men have to make do with raising those foreigners children.
>>18584175>it was named after some obscure Incan deity o algoHoly cope
>>18582923>Most places have their own name for themselves in the own own language, like Nippon/JapanNippon is also an exonym, anon. It's Sino-Japanese.Similar to Montenegro or Ethiopia.The native name of the place is Yamato and they don't use that officially because of the WW2 association.
>>18585420Can't win them allBeauty cannot exist without the ugly
>>18585337it's even worse for josh luna. his parents were chinese who assimilated to philippine culture and gave birth to him in the west.30% seems like the high estimate. the aeta themselves are also already partly austronesian, and the southern negritos/aetas are mixed with papuans-like ancestry.there is also minor ancestry more related to mainland south east asians though they are quite similar to austronesians.there is also a sizeable population that are mixed with hokkien though it's not spread diffusely throughout the general population.>>18583988spanish and mexican ancestry is over estimated based on biased, prejudicial examinations (he/she doesn't look like this or that therefore they must have spanish ancesry). but a lot of indonesians can look the same yet have no western ancestry.
>>18585337You fucking lying brat using a cherrypicked analysis, whereas it directly contradicts this genetic study, which I actually have the dignity to provide a source to, you lying nigger.https://genoplot.com/discussions/topic/11747/g25-results-of-pinoys/2
>>18587185>spanish and mexican ancestry is over estimatedNo it ain't nigger, the genetic studies correspond exactly to the census results.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_settlement_in_the_Philippineshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_FilipinosNational Geographic Genetic Studies precisely measure that 5% of the population were Spanish and 2% were Mexican. Exactly the same the Manuel Buzeta Census and Eva Maria Mel Census showing how 5% of the population was Spanish and 2% were Mexican.
>>18583718Filipina helpers in Hong Kong pour into the busiest parts of the city on their 1 day off, where they set up cardboard box picnic spaces en masse and sing karaoke / facetime family members n shiet. Kinda annoying, kinda sad, but 100% SOVLFVL.
Filipinos = Rarest genetics in Asia as the only ones with Latin American and Anglo American descent.^Somehow every other Asian who is similar and the same to every other Asian thinks they are superior to Filipinos.^Somehow most Filipinos agree with them; and willingly abandon their unique heritage to sell themselves off to Koreans and Japanese and other East Asians like Chinese, who are 1.4 Billion in number vs there being only 1 Million Anglo American US and Asian Filipinos and 2 Million Latin American Mexican and Asian Filipinos.
>>18587290that's not a genetic study, that's a forum thread
>>18587299compared with how so much of the population considers themselves mestizo, it is over estimated. also strange to plot southeast asian & oceanian together against east asian, when the taiwanese were most related to southeast asians, and southeast asians more related to east asians than they are to oceanians (assuming they mean papuan/negrito-like), and how it's as small as it is when filipinos are mostly descended from taiwan. even stranger that indonesian only has a small percentage of this "east asian" taiwanese component.no way that vietnamese is less east asian than filipino and more southeast asian than both filipino and indonesian.
>>18588020The "southeast asian & oceanian" in those old calculators is something that peaks in She or Dai while East Asian is Korean and they have no Austronesian component at all.
>>18582907Just hide your wallet and keep some Penicillin on hand.
>>18582885>country's name isn't even their ownThat's because it wasn't a unified entity before the Spanish colonized it. Most of the islands themselves as well as most placenames in general are Austronesian though. >named after their colonizer Again, they have their own placenames as well. >worships the foreign God of their pillagers You could say this about all of LatAm and half of Africa too>gets invaded, occupied, and raped without rest by various foreign powers consecutively Not particularly unique to them. Most of southeast asia was under colonial rule and also suffered the same invasion by japan. >squanders their unique geolocation's opportunities for cuisine and trade, produces nothing and has tasteless cuisineThey haven't had a particularly great time of it post world war 2. One of their unfortunate inheritances from the Spanish is ultra corruption and a patronage system. In that regard they resemble latin america more than their southeast asian neighbors. In regards to the food, it's not my favorite on earth but it is by no means tasteless or bad. They just aren't very fond of spicy dishes compared to the rest of SEA. >upholds themselves to alien beauty standardsThey have similar beauty standards and trends as the rest of the region.
>>18585337The average filipino is nowhere near 30% negrito. More like max of 5%.
>>18585708You need to understand aomething about Philippines to know why it's like that. There are way, way more gay men and lady boys than there are in western countries and there are only a fraction as many gay women. As a result the balance of power favors men much more there. The men there aren't being forced into inceldom like guys are in places like Japan, China, USA, etc. They have lots of options and the women even compete for them much more than women do in other places. Aside from money, this is also why the women like to marry out. Dumb westerners are used to the gynpcentric society we come from and treat women like they're the prize. Meanwhile any decently successful Filipino man usually has a wife plus a couple of girlfriends. She can't divorce him, take his shit, or make him pay child support. My point is, don't think that they are just "getting cucked".
>>18587347Eh, no.We're willing to work for anyone but selling our heritage is nah.We love our country and we have no intention of permanently leaving it
>>18588105Philippines has around the same percentage of gays as America. Ladyboys are mostly just gay prostitutes who want to attract a larger pool of customers since they can also attract guys who claim to be straight.Their women really are whorish, but so are their gays. The women think they have higher status for having a foreigner partner, but really everyone thinks them lower for it.
>>18587744You didnt complain when the previous person did the exact same thing but only complained when I did.
>>18588212Why are you bulldozing your unique Mexican-Baroque buildings in Malate-Ermita, the only example of Latin American architecture in Asia, and turning it into a dime-a-dozen Koreatown?Malate church is uniquely Mexican Baroque...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malate_Churchhttps://pressone.ph/countrys-very-own-korea-town-soon-to-flourish-in-malate/And so are its adjacent mansions but you are demolishing heritage era unique Mexican architecture, the only ones in Asia, and making it a seedy clone East Asian Red Light District.
>>18583305>we still don't have a an actual offensive stereotypeyou literally do though.the philippines and thailand are the cum-rags of failed western men.
>>18588716Lol as if East Asians dont do that too? Majority of Asian-White marriages among Japanese, Koreans, and Chinese, is that the Male is the White whereas the Female is Asian, at least with Filipinos their males score with Half White Latinas and White-ish Italian and Portuguese Women.
>>18582922Like korea they have lamb, beef/water buffalo, seafood, chicken, duck and geese too/very grill based people like rivieran's though.I went to a small restaurant near my cto and used to buy beef marinated ribs in ginger, the best lemon grass calamari(with real pepper sprig) I have ever eaten(all under $10 for lunch or dinner) grilled sea duck in peanut oil and radishes skewers .
>>18588811>Lol as if East Asians dont do that too? Majority of Asian-White marriages among Japanese, Koreans, and Chinese, is that the Male is the White whereas the Female is Asian, at least with Filipinos their males score with Half White Latinas and White-ish Italian and Portuguese Women.But the thing is, East Asian-White male couples are a product of East Asian chinks immigrating into the west. Homeland East Asians don't date out as much as Diasporoids do.China, Japan, Korea aren't world famous for being cum-rags of white men, shitholes like your country are. Even when a geomaxxer does go to those countries they don't experience as much "success" as they do in your country.
>>18583718Public disturbance
>>18582885Why do they insist on speaking English mixed with strings of bix nood?
>>18585337So his ancestors just mixed with the mixed got ya.He's the on the left, I've met both they are ok and my best friend was part japanese and that side was more the poor japanese hawaiian hapas who moved up like miyagi after being interned just for being japanese.Jeez I miss him, he did smoke and drink way too much hopefully he has a phillipina hapa that get's on his case about that.Mad respect to you bro if your out there.
>>18582907They know they are average at best so they hustle.
it didn't really register with me just how spanish a lot of filipino's look until you stare at them head on for a while
>>18589233They are basically latinos in everything but speaking spanish
>>18589238i feel a strong urge to read up on spanish history.i was thinking how many countries are literally just the children of spain and know shockingly little i know about spanish civilisation despite them arguably being the second biggest conquistadors next to bongland and france.
>>18582885dont forget>designated sex tourism and mailbride country>>18582907they got some really tight puffy pussy I tell ya
>>18583290Yes, the pagpag and bird fetus industry is definitely booming alright
>>18583397it's the usual hecking trad christcuck LARPthey are also the country with most rampant faggotry/ladyboyism filipinas are extremely easy to pick up, even the trad virgin ones
>>18583314>yee haw!Why does only the Yankee get to have a cool little catchphrase?
>>18589738Because Josh loves the BWC
