Meanwhile in Constantinople...
It probably wasnt that green and tidy
>>18601204What were snowniggers doing during this period?
>>18601229Surpassing you.
while muslims were invading constantinopsois were arguing over the green and blue chariot teams at the hippodrome, rather like modern soibs argue over marvel vs DCit never ends
>>18601207>what are aquaducts>what is slave labor
>>18601256Will modern soibs riot and burn down half the city?
>>18601296their BIPOC allies will
>>18601256It's such a waste of precious human capital since we all know the greens were the superior team anyway.
>>18601256Is that real or fake history.
>>18601279>>what are aquaductsFancy sewage pipes.>>what is slave laborThe foundation of civilization.
Fucking blue faggots get fucked
>>18602620Every city in the Roman east but especially Constantinople was filled with teeming masses of violent stinky plebs who would riot and burn everything down if their favorite chariot driver got arrested for having buttsex with a young boy. They also rioted whenever a local official altered any part of the liturgy either to promote a heresy or clamp down on heresy. Sometimes they rioted because it was a feast day and they just felt like rioting.
>>18602620Most disagreements never got anywhere and when they did were almost always politically motivated. Riots were rare outside of Imperial residences since they had little ability to change anything by doing so, and also the Roman policy for dealing with riots was bringing in the army and killing everybody on the streets.
>>18602633I can smell the sewage sticking to your green tunic u armenian immigrant. Wish the emperor started charging for admission to keep all the potters and actors and street trash from stinking up the hippodrome.
>>18601235Damn, Charlemagne was huge, no wonder he conquered half of Europe, dude could straight up lift a whole building
>>18602638Someone needs to remake the Boondocks meme but with blues and greens
>>18601204>are angels guys or girls?
>>18603298Watch closely, you're about to experience a Bulgar moment. Procopius defines the Bulgar moment as the moment when chariot racing overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical Greek male causing him to act in an violent self destructive manner. i.e. like a Bulgar.
>>18601204What year? >>18603340Depends on how God make them.
>>18601235He was illiterate
>>18603267Based
>>18603358LOL
>>18601229Either raiding Tsargard (Constantinople) or being their Varangian guard
My cousin Gemistos was delivering a shipment of sacramental wines to the palace and he says he saw the emperor's disembodied head floating through the halls chasing servants and chanting in a foreign tongue. When he tried to leave an icon of the blessed Theotokos hanging above the palace gate was weeping blood. True story!
