How do you get out of this situation?
>>18603200At this point it's already too late
>>18603219From the very start it was doomed. Anybody on earth could see that America was going to get involved on the side of the British, so why did Hitler invade Poland? He cast the dice and he lost, and we all paid for it. Caesar frowns
>>18603200Dress up a large number of German soldiers that speak fluent English with American uniforms and make them shoot at Soviet soldiers in the hopes that this would spark a war between the West and the Soviets.
>>18603229Worth a try
>>18603229Shitler was a huge moralfaggot and controlled opposition, he wouldn't dare to do such a thing. He'd blow his brains out instead for the Rothschilds like a true cuck.
>>18603200Order Steiner to attack
>>18603200Dependind on how many war crimes happened under my command so far, I either surrender to the americans or acquire a secret identity and contacts in argentina.
>>18603200u-boat to argentina with all the evidence of the holocaust with me
>>18603256It’s pretty much this, it’s not about winning at that point but about bailing your own ass out of the war.
>>18603200>How to winMobilize every citizen like the Turks did in 1918 to defy the imposed treaty. There is a 2% success chance, better than nothing.>How to escapeFly to Norway. Get on a submarine. Arrange a meeting at the Azores islands for a ship to take you to Argentina. Hide in a barn together with Mengele. Pray Mossad dont find you.
>>18603200I requisition the fastest motorized vehicle availiable to me and bee-line toward the western front to make an unconditional surrender are you kidding me.Presumably I'm a Whermacht man so I just blame everything on the SS and cope it out. Given that Dönitz did none of those and only got a decade I'll say I'm pretty well set.I'll then make a very real collab book with speer about how I too, did not know there was any holocaust. Then I'll rebrand as a liberal media personality while changing none of my actual views on anything.
>>18603598>Mobilize every citizen like the Turks did in 1918 to defy the imposed treaty.Their main rival were the greeks though. >2% success rateI think that's way too high.
>>18603200order 66 against nazi tards that got us into this mess, personally eliminating SS fuckers should earn me some brownie points, may even save some lives from overeager allied executions
>>18603254Mein Führer... Steiner...
>>18603661>Their main rival were the greeks though.And the Entente, but they couldnt be fucked when they realised they would have to fight the entire Turkish population so they quietly disengaged and abandoned the Sevres Treaty.
>>18603200>How do you get out of this situation?Invade Switzerland
>>18603200>No one mentions Terboven and the 300k fresh troops chillin in Norway>No one mentions Terboven explicitly tried to get a final stand winter bastion setup (Fortress Norway)with the last of Nazi remnants before being shut down by Hitleramaterasus bakaJust migrate whatever tattered divisions/nazi loyalists remaining up to Norway and fortify the country for the last stand with fresh troops and ammo to last for a few years. The allies would nuke berlin but they wouldnt nuke norway over nazi occupation after the mainland fell (which was an utterly lost cause)anyone who wanted to live would be on a ratline to Argentina or Brazil anyways
>>18603200Buy some lube and prepare yourself in advance. While murmuring that you are _really_ the prime member of the Master Race and people just don't understand.
>>18603200Accept defeat and admit that Russians and Poles are the actual master race
>>18603228>ha Nazis shouldn’t have even triedIf it was a foregone conclusion then why didn’t America or Britain or the USSR prepare for the war? Why wait so long? Why fumble France?It isn’t hoi4. History isn’t determined by spreadsheets.The Germans DID decisively win the Polish German war.Then they decisively defeated France.If they had defeated the UK instead of going south and east they’d have won peace.>America wouldn’t let Britain fallActually we had plans to let them fall lol.
For real. If you broke North and South into two command spheres.Concentrated on guerrilla warfare in occupied areas and focused on deadlocking in north German fortress cities like Ukraine is doing and maintaining the mountains in Bohemia and the Alps, you could concentrate your remaining power into mobile troops to overwhelm and encircle the very reduced Soviets.If the Western Allies cease pushing you could push for a separate peace with the Soviets if you began obliterating their forward spearheads.Some problems that would need to be answered>weaponsWeapons were running out.Everyone says Germany was out of manpower, not at all, not even close, their veterans and young men were exhausted but they still reserves to be mobilized, their bottleneck was weaponry.Procurement is a problem, however if you hold Bohemia you have a very strong production sector.How do you get weapons to the northern group?I don’t know. Maybe an air bridge by night or underground smuggling, but you can’t exactly smuggle a tank, you’d need literal underground rails.>oilThere is oil in Moravia but you need refineries, I see no way for Germany to produce the gasoline necessary for mobile ops, takes too long
>>18604679>didn’t Americathey didn't have to, their economy was so huge that they could start producing more weapons in month that nazis in their total regime time >BritainThey were preparing since aroud 1936 when they realized that hitler cannot be reason with >USSROh come on now, 25k tanks didn't came from nowhere
>>18603200Nazi government-in-exile in Denmark and Norway
>>18604709>America didn’t have to prepareLOLYES WE DID LMFAOWe took enormous unnecessary losses because we went in unprepared thinking we would roll an already defeated Germany.We had trouble taking Germany’s peripheries and were totally unable to take places like Norway, Denmark, or the German coast due to German naval and aerial projection.>Hitler cannot be reasoned withHitler wasn’t reasonable in 1936?Really? What did the British-German talks of 1936 look like?What was unreasonable about them?How is Hitler asking for peace with Poland after Danzig was taken unreasonable (1939)?Did Britain care that much about Danzig?The mythical specter of German expansionism into former German or German aligned territory was somehow worse to the actual outcome of The USSR gobbling up 75% of Europe?Make it make sense.>25k tanksLOL “SHE” READ “AFV” ON THE WIKI AND THOUGHT IT MEANT TANKS LOOOOL
>>18604894that's not true, USA crushed germutty effortlessly, it was like a human squashing a bug
>>18604894USSR were the heroes who saved humanity by genociding nazi trannies without mercy
>>18604898>>18604901>KDRcels/HDIcels>seething at GermanyWhy does German superiority, even in defeat, cause such a disturbance among the disabled?
>>18603200Call Stalin and tell him I'll eat his shit
>Why does German superiority, even in defeat, cause such a disturbance among the disabled?
