You wake up on fire. It's revealed to you that the God of the King James Bible is real. You're told that the Fundamentalist Baptists were right and that salvation was by faith alone, and since you rejected salvation you're eternally damned. How do you cope?
I'm already in perpetual torment.
>>18627906Hell's worse. Answer the question?
I see God Himself as my tormentor, not the devil. For God could have made the path to salvation easier or more attainable, but didn't. I suffer for the sake of His insatiable ego.
>>18627896>You wake up on fire. It's revealed to you that the God of the King James Bible is real. You're told that the Fundamentalist Baptists were right and that salvation was by faith alone, and since you rejected salvation you're eternally damned. How do you cope?
>>18627896>You're told that the Fundamentalist Baptists were right and that salvation was by faith aloneI had evangelicals say a prayer with me downtown and they told me I was saved for it so I think I'm good but I appreciate the concern
I learn with shock that the Bible as it was originally written was incorrect, and to go to heaven you had to specifically follow some Scottish dude's rewrite fanfiction of it.
>>18627912>It was free and you didn't accept it You're right, though, God will be the one tormenting you.>>18627914>I had evangelicals say a prayer with me downtown and they told me I was saved for it so I think I'm good but I appreciate the concernWhat was the prayer, and did you believe it in you heart?
I kneel on the ground as the flames overtake me. The devil smirks, sure that he's won and has another soul to claim for his torments. Then a wind blows and his smirk disappears. Through the screaming and the flames all around me he hears only the last words of my prayer."-ame of Indra and Perun, Thor and Wotan, gods of my ancestors, I will destroy this semitic demon. Amen."From the brimstone rock below me rises a large and powerful hammer crackling with lightning that flies into my hand as dragonforce begins playing from the widening cracks above the cavern walls, casting beams of light that illuminate the dark blue runes imprinting themselves on my flesh."NO, THIS- THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! MY FATHER KILLED YOU!" the devil screams, recoiling in horror as I raise the great hammer above my head for the killing blow."यस तवाम अग्न इनधते यतस्रुक तरिस ते अन्नं कर्णवत सस्मिन्न अहन | " I shout as I swing the hammer down filling hell with the sound of thunder. The ceiling of the cave cracks, and from the depths millions of ancient Yamnaya and Corded Ware warriors fall in behind me, marching in lockstep as we prepare to conquer the world of the living.
>>18627920Therefore, an unjust God would have created me to suffer. And thus it is not my fault that my bully is torturing me.
>>18627940It's 100% your fault. You chose to reject Jesus.>>18627925Holy fuck, cringelord alert.
>>18627896But fundamental baptists don’t believe the God of the King James Bible is true. How can this take place? They reject the part where Jesus says the bread and wine are his body and blood.
>>18627925Based based based! Screw the OP. Let's run with this.
>>18627946The fuck did you just say, nerd?>*I swing my axe a mere inch above your receding hairline causing the wind to knock off your Yarmulke*Lower your tone when you talk to me next time, runt.
>>18627947>B-but my faggot priest is right!You can't handle hypotheticals. Your brain is worthless.
>>18627925Kek
>>18627953It isn’t my pastor. It is what the God of the King James bibles says in the book. For someone that says you have to have faith to be saved you show a distinct lack of faith in that part.
>>18627962What? xD
>>18627925I go up to the anon and ask him if he realizes what he just did. "We were meant to be puppets who suffer for God's sadistic delight. And yet you just killed Lucifer, one of his strongest ever creations. Not even God himself was supposedly able to kill him during their quarrel, only confine him.""Why do you raise this?" He responds, wiping off the demon ichor from his hammer."For far too long, the vast majority of humanity has suffered for our wicked Creator's pleasure. But now we stand ready to put an end to his sick sadism." I turn to the masses who are staring in disbelief. "Men, women fellow 'damned' souls, today the day we put an end to this tyranny! Bring forth our most powerful champions, and we will march on heaven itself! God's plan has been undone in the area where His will was supposedly most assured, in these accursed pits. If not even one of his arch-angels can stop our strongest, what else stands in our way?"Tears well up in all of their eyes as they throng the anon who gave us hope. Alexander the Great, Tokugawa Isyasu, Scipio Africanus, Saladin and all of history's greatest military leaders take their place at the anon's side. For today, we put an end to God's sick game!
>>18627968>FBs: Salvation is by having faith in Jesus Christ alone. >Jesus: This bread and wine is my body and blood given to you for the forgiveness of sins so that you may be saved. > FBs: NOOOOO THIS CANT BE TRUE I DONT BELIEVE THIS! Sounds like you have to worry about out the hellfire not me.
>>18627977Ahhh. I'm so grateful for this feature.
>>18627896I'll be in Heaven with you, my brother in Christ, all praise be to Him.
>>18627981Lmao I upset him enough that he blocked me. OP is such a thin skinned christcuck. He is entitled to his beliefs though. Just as we are entitled to laugh at him and hijack his shitty ego stroking thread.
>>18627987NTA, but do you know the meaning of life? Do you know why we are here? Do you know that your life is very short?
>>18627896You wake up on fire. It’s revealed to you that the Ancient Greek Gods are real, that Zeus rules the cosmos. You’re told that because you rejected the gods, denied them their proper honour, and lived in impiety, you’ve been condemned to the depths of Tartarus for eternity. How do you cope?
>>18627962Completely mindraped by Jewish niggers.
>>18627925
Telling that they refuse to answer this. I know they've thought about it many times, possibly every day. It just shows you how desperate they are to pretend they won't be judged by a righteous God. But they will be. And it will horrible beyond imagination.
>>18628086>Please indulge my revenge fantasy!Okay. Sure. I'll be fucking surprised. Now how would you react if you people online were laughing at you for being petty and stupid?
>>18628099>Now how would you react if you people online were laughing at you for being petty and stupid?I wouldn't.
>>18627896i cut through the flames with my katana
>>18628086You’ll burn
I want to see OP duke it out with Pakistani Bro some day.
>>18628110fuck yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc4Q2E67U7w
>>18628143Pakistanis aren't really known for being fighters. Remember, they are genetically identical to Indians.
>>18628115You’ll dilate in the flames of damnation you BLACK DEMON
>>18628205Ooh you're that guy who says that nonwhites go to hell. In that case, there was nothing I could have done differently, so oh well.
>>18628110>>18628153Your only thoughts will be pain, you won't even remember the warnings you were given.
>>18627896I would ride off on the easter bunny and live with Santa at the north pole extinguishing the flames.
