One day a fish walked out of water and became a monkey and then that monkey became a man. Take the vaccine. Lol.
>>18631203I look like this and say this
>This what gaytheists actually believe Worst religion ever
>>18631203everything sounds retarded when you're reductionist, it's like when atheists reduce the book of genesis down to>one day the magic flying jew made the earth in a week and then a talking snake told people to eat an apple which made them wear clothes
Today I will remind them>>17525883>t-that's just because a guy did math once (,,>﹏<,,)
>there is no intelligent creator you chud, it simply evolved to look like that>no it doesnt matter than the hummingbird was on an entirely different continent and no local avian species looks remotely like that flower
>>18631220>>one day the magic flying jew made the earth in a week and then a talking snake told people to eat an apple which made them wear clothesbut that literally summerises the book of genesis
>>18631260God is not a jew. He chose jews back then, but that doesn't make him a jew. God is also not magic, he is the creator of the universe. He also doesn't fly. It's completely wrong.
>>18631263>God is not a jew.Jesus is God and Jesus was a Jewish rabbi who is known by the moniker "The King of the Jews">God is also not magic, he is the creator of the universesounds pretty magical to me>He also doesn't fly"he makes the clouds his chariot and rides on the wings of the wind."Psalm 104:3
>>18631266Jesus played the role of Jewish rabbi on earth, but he existed before that.>he makes the clouds his chariot and rides on the wings of the wind."That's a metaphor.
>>18631278and guess where that plant is found dipshit
>>18631257>Hummingbirds split from other members of Apodiformes, the insectivorous swifts (family Apodidae) and treeswifts(family Hemiprocnidae), about 42 million years ago, probably in Eurasia.[10]Despite their current New World distribution, the earliest species of hummingbird occurred in the early Oligocene(Rupelian about 34–28 million years ago) of Europe, belonging to the genus Eurotrochilus,having similar morphology to modern hummingbirds.[11][47][48]
>>18631271>Jesus was God larping> Oh that bit about God flying. That's a metaphor.lol
My favorite type of evolution denialists are the ones who try to larp as the TRVE SCIENTISTS by going>ermmm you know this famous historical science man from the 1800s??? not only was he a Christian, he also didn't believe in evolution! Checkmate Darwinists!>ok so according to my schizo calculations, evolution is physically impossible according to the laws of thermodynamics.At least people like OP fully immerse themselves in the wacky fantasy world of the bible instead of trying to pretend that the science they hate so much is akshually secretly christian
>>18631209Indeed. They say they lack belief yet tout their beliefs like an internet Jehovah's Witness. >>18631266
>>18631203>and THEN the magic sky Jew sent a big fish to eat the other Jew and the Jew swam around under the sea inside the fishes belly for days and days and days.No.
>>18631263You're so so fucked :)
