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Anonymous

08/25/26(Tue)13:36:20 No.18654531

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If we built a time machine and visited the historical Jesus what would be the first thing he would tell us?

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)13:56:51 No.18654573

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)13:56:51 No.18654573

>>18654531
read the bible
>kek

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)17:02:59 No.18654957

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)17:02:59 No.18654957

>>18654531
"מַן אַנְתָּה בִּשְׁמֵהּ דַּאֲלָהָא?"

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)17:13:09 No.18654966

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)17:13:09 No.18654966

>>18654531
He would say in perfect modern English “go back home, you do not belong here”

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)17:18:20 No.18654970

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)17:18:20 No.18654970

>>18654531
He would say that a Prophet descended from Ishmael shall come to recite the coeternal word of God.

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)17:21:54 No.18654979

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)17:21:54 No.18654979

>>18654531
"You are very tall and your hands are very soft and uncalloused"

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)17:28:13 No.18654991

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)17:28:13 No.18654991

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>>18654966

Anonymous
08/25/26(Tue)20:56:34 No.18655325

Anonymous 08/25/26(Tue)20:56:34 No.18655325

>>18654531
"It is easier for a man to suck his own cock than it is for OP to stop guzzling cum"

Anonymous
08/26/26(Wed)07:44:19 No.18655817

Anonymous 08/26/26(Wed)07:44:19 No.18655817

He was a made up character, so nothing.

Anonymous
08/26/26(Wed)19:37:47 No.18656963

Anonymous 08/26/26(Wed)19:37:47 No.18656963

>>18654991
Source? Because it would be really funny if Anon made this comic just for this thread.