Mussolini's was pretty kino.
YOU SHOULD DRINK DIARRHEA, AND, THEN, STOP POSTING.
>>18654771Pic related, cool last words too.
I like Laval's death. Set to be hung for treason, tried to take the cowards way out via suicide, failed, went to the gallows with everyone knowing he wasn't just a fascist traitor but a little sissy bitch.
>>18654771>SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS
>>18654793>his 15 year old son was recently promoted to colonelThe absolute state of South American "warfare"
>>18654771Stalin who died alone while pissing himself
>>18654771Constantine, just wish it had happened a lot sooner.
Satisfying? This one definitely. It even happened on Christmas.
>>18654945Stalin died the way most old people die from a stroke.
>>18654988For me, it’s how fast and sudden their downfall was. One minute you’re facing a crowd completely convinced that you can charm them with party liturgy, then you’re running, and then you’re shot, all on matter of days.
>>18654771>The Tenochca men pressed their victory and, having captured the women, the king and some of his warriors he began to climb the steps of the Tlatelolco pyramid, though this was done with great difficulty because of the resistance found there. When Axayacatl arrived at the summit where the temple stood, he found Moquihuix and Teconal clinging to the altar of Huitzilopochtli. He walked boldly into the sanctuary where the idol stood on the altar, slew the two men, dragged their bodies out, and cast them down the steps of the temple.
>>18654771God punished him
>>18654771Robespierre
>>18655919The entire event about the air raid crushing him after he stubbornly refused to evacuate his kangaroo court feels almost too kino to be real.
Smothered to death under a pile of cloaks by an adoring audience.
>>18654771>Rosa Luxemburg was murdered on January 15, 1919, in Berlin, Germany, during the aftermath of the failed Spartacist uprising. She was arrested by the Garde-Kavallerie-Schützen-Division (GKSD), a government-sponsored paramilitary group, and taken to the Eden Hotel. >After being beaten with rifle butts by soldier Otto Runge, she was driven to a waiting car where she was shot in the head at close range by officer Hermann Souchon (also identified as Kurt Vogel in some accounts). Her body was weighted with stones and thrown into the Landwehr Canal, where it remained undiscovered for months. The murders were masterminded by Waldemar Pabst and carried out with the tacit approval of the Social Democratic Party (SPD) government, marking a pivotal moment in the suppression of the German revolution.
>>18654771Not as kino as what happened next
The only truly great examples are the few times when the leadership of opposing forces interact directly with one another. Heraclius killing Phocas is the perfect example. I don't care if it's apocryphal the whole exchange is kino of the highest order.>"Is this how you ruled the empire, wretch?">"Will you rule it any better?"
>>18654771>Most satisfying historical villains deathJohn Brown etc.
>>18655049Except that typically when someone dies of a stroke, they arent surrounded by men who could potentially have saved your life but instead chooses to watch you die.
>>18654771No death in history compares to Crassus’ death in terms of both poetry and brutality. The wealthiest man in the world and arguably one of the most corrupt, dying from swallowing molten gold. Doesn’t get better.
>>18657178John Brown won
>>18657185Unless you are an organ donor
Not a villain
>>18654771That wasn't his death. He was shot and killed a long time before then. Then they desecrated his corpse after the fact.
>>18656795Why is defiling a lifeless body 'kino'?Mussolini had already shed his mortal coil before this point (and a canonised Catholic saint later recorded him as entering heaven, but I digress).Desecration of a lifeless bodily form devoid of the spirit points to the profound strength of that spirit in life to infuse the body with such potency that hordes of undermen feel compelled to attack it even in death.
>>18657207John Brown was an Evangelical Millenarian, he would probably think today's Godless society deserves the Sodom and Gomorrah treatment.
>>18654782Keep your fetish to yourself.
>>18657535Mike Pence is pro-life and supported shock therapy, he still sold out to the troons. If John Brown was around today he would be one of those that screech about Epstein 24/7
>>18657207>commie apologistsHe won the rope
>>18654771Jacques Hébert
>>18657193Not even how he died
>>18657178John Brown died knowing that he had garnered far more sympathy than he could have ever dreamed of even though his revolt failed. I dispute your classification of him as a villain, but more importantly, I question how his death would have been satisfying even if you see him that way.
>>18657704He didn't exactly bring new attention to the slavery issue, it was already burning and he just jumped into the flames. With that in mind I don't see how the sympathy towards him was above his expectations. His ambitions for the revolt were already higher than it ended up beung, and half the country already opposed slavery. Where did he punch above his weight exactly?
>Come on! ye prosecutors! ye false swearers! All hell, boil over! Ye burning mountains, roll down your lava! for I will come out on top at last. I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet…When they can get rid of me, the devil will also go>dies like a bitch trying to fight back and escape a group of his own followers after they found out he was stealing people's wivesbased Jesus mogs J smith
>>18657747He punched above his weight in that someone as batshit crazy as him still became an icon in the coming civil war.
>>18656450Reminder Hermann Souchon lived until the late 80s and was suing documentaries about Rosa when they pointed to the mountain of evidence that he murdered her. Average fascist coward behavior.
>>18658457Womp womp.
>>18657829>>18657704Wonder who behind the post?
>>18656091>>18657178>>18654793>>18657733
>>18657747If anything he's probably the main origin point for White people taking out their anger on other White people. I will massacre my own people, i will torture people (children included) on behalf of other people, on behalf of an outgroup. If you remove all the bad White people things improve, but in modern times that standard can only be applied by these Whites to other Whites. Is there any other group of people like White leftist Americans who are willing to harm their own people on behalf of another group or in service to them. And salivate over the idea of finishing the job. I mean seriously. It makes me wonder how we ever managed to conquer anything when there's so many White people who seem to need to serve others and prove they're good and if that means harming their own people to do it, so be it. It's extreme outgroup bias and some sort of warped penance. White Americans of today could never replicate colonialism, the mindset just isn't there and it's very extreme in the other direction. Given the history, if White people were that savage then we chilled out a lot.
>>18654956>didn't watch the end of the movieLucifer literally heals him and removes his cancer.
>>18657517Because a large part of the proposition of fascist-cuckoldry is enticing cucks with dreams of strength, masculinity and transgressing upon the enemy and therefore it is extremely just and fitting that Mussolinis body was defiled in exactly this way.
>>18654782Lol you left your barrio in America because even the other chicanos thought you were a weird troon
>>18657556>if John brown was alive he’d be based Correct
>>18657689That’s how he died
>>18660283>basedYou simp for muslims.
>>18659599>If anything he's probably the main origin point for White people taking out their anger on other White peoplePlease look up the history itself instead of lazily looking at the iconic figures of the era alone. Bleeding Kansas was going on with or without John Brown. White people were fighting white people over slavery with or without John Brown.
>>18657517Lol you're replying to a psychotic leftist troon obsessed with fascists. What else did you expect?
>>18657733>>18656795Why do leftists get to die looking like a movie actor facing the brutality of the enemy with a stern and uncompromising expression while far right chuds turn into pathetic mangled ugly freaks?
>>18660694Mussolini's corpse was mangled after was he was already shot dead. So all you're saying is leftists are more into messing with corpses. Also the right-left dichotomy is literally based on the French revolution where the nobility faced their deaths with honor and integrity.
>>18654771
>>18654771Catiline. Though I dispute your characterization of Mussolini as a villain.>>18658457He did nothing wrong and the wicked leftist bitch deserved worse.
>>18654771>Most satisfying historical villain death>MussoliniHow? He refused to cower in front of a commie bribed by his ideological enemies to extrajudicially murder him, and his hierarchy was shamed by the act.It's literally the opposite of a satisfying villain death.
>>18660259>therefore it is extremely just and fittingOnly if you actually agree with him, since you're effectively confirming that he was too strong in life for you to oppose him and have to content yourself with his cold corpse.Might as well stomp on his turds at that point.
>>18660285Sources differ
>>18661036>Only if you actually agree with himNo that doesnt follow, you retard. It's perfectly fine to treat assholes assholish without believing in assholishness writ large.
>>18660921Kek
>>18661220>It's perfectly fine to treat assholes assholish without believing in assholishness writ largeOnly you'd understand why that's wrong, but if you did you wouldn't be a leftist.
>>18661224so what was the difference between the fake account and the real one?
>>18661340That he was about to die of Cancer. He did die of cancer, but in the early 50's while the staged confession was in 1935. The Soviets simply wanted him to be removed from the stagelight to memoryhole him and the killings of the Czars.
>>18656450Always love it when Tankies seethe about this being the SPD "betraying" them, even though it happened in 1919, i.e a good 2 years after the entire planet witnessed the Bolsheviks in Russia fuck over everybody else (including other Leftist factions) and violently massacre their opposition (including other Leftist factions).Like what the fuck was the SPD meant to do, just roll over and eat shit like everybody else in the Provisional Government in Russia did?
>>18657556>if man of principles who literally died fighting for what he believed in was alive today, he'd refuse to stop demanding justice for the victims of a sex trafficking pedophileAre you on a dysfunctional autist who doesn't understand human behavior? This just makes him sound amazing to everyone who was born normal
>>18660259
>>18661243>NOOO YOU CANT THROW -ME- OUT OF A HELICOOO- ACKsic semper fascistcucks
>>18654829Your words don't mean shit asshole
>>18654771Stalin purely because he could've lived if his guards weren't scared shitless of him.
>>18661734Ironically it was you Marxist cucks that were thrown out of helicopters but I digress.
This swine
>>18662002
>>18661991I think anons post went over your head
>haha we were too chickenshit to do anything to you while you were alive, but now someone else killed you we'll smack you around! Take THAT!Commies really thought they were doing something, huh?
After killing Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth and his remaining goon David Harold fled the scene but were eventually tracked down to an old barn after a massive manhunt. Harold surrendered, but Booth refused to go down without a fight. In the shootout, the barn caught fire, Booth was fatally wounded and dragged out by the soldiers, and his last words were reportedly "Useless, useless." Even more kino, although hey may have killed Lincoln, his larger goal of decapitating the entire Union leadership failed miserably. Of the various targets - Grant, Seward, Lincoln, and Johnson - only Lincoln died, and his death failed to cause a material disruption and in fact elevated him into a martyr. Even the nearly defeated South only reacted with lukewarm ambivalence.
>>18662838>last words were reportedly "Useless, useless."A Jojo reference?
>>18654793What happened if anon isekai into president López body in 1863?
>>18656251The B-17 that dropped the bomb was piloted by a Jew. It's comedic.
>>18662176Kek
>>18657517>a canonised Catholic saint later recorded him as entering heavenWops really need everything to be justified by King Pedo. Dude violated at least four of the Ten Commandments every day in his life and you retards really think God just gave him a pass?
>>18662473Pretty sure commies did something to Mussolini while he was alive namely kill him? Are you saying they ought to have tortured him too?
