>Let's review your record>You ate lobster on April 5, 1989>You wore a shirt made from two different materials on March 1, 1974>You divorced your abusive husband on December 1, 2000, but the divorce was not for the reason of adultery/fornication>Now, those are all pretty serious crimes but I guess I can forgive it all because you believed that I sacrificed myself to myself, but wait... what's this???>You were a new-age neo-orthodox western baptist and NOT a proto-classic archaic-orthodox eastern baptist?!?>WHAT THE FUCK?>ENJOY BURNING BITCH>MWUAHAHAHAHAJA!!!
>>18661260NOOOO LET ME IN THE GOLDEN CUBE ILL BE GOO-ACK
>>18661260The surety with which different Christian sects are convinced every other sect is Hellbound should tell you it's all bullshit
>>18661260that’s not how it works
>>18661260>>18661295Catholic and Orthodox don't think like this
>>18661295That's very sloppy thinking.>>18661345Who cares what they think? They're going to burn in Hell forever.
>>18661349If Christianity was the "one true faith" there wouldn't be over 45,000 different sects all at odds with one another>>18661345Both groups definitely believe all non-Catholics / non-Orthodox are going to Hell, what are you talking about?
>>18661260I like how South Park did this joke, expect it was the Mormons that got it right
>>18661260But I love beetles!
>>18661260I keked
>>18661556Again, you're very stupid. Enjoy burning.
>>18661260My god wouldn't say that.
>>18662048>No argumentI accept your concession
>>18662048Dilate to have sex then enjoy hell sodomite
>>18661556>mhm I wonder what the one true Church is, is it the largest denomination one founded by Saint Peter, the guy who Jesus Christ said "And I say to you that you are Peter, and on this rock I will build My church." or is it one of the 45,000 different sects where 99.99% of those were founded in the last 500 years
>>18661556>if the earth being round was the "one true shape" there wouldn’t be over 45,000 different ideas on if the earth is flat or not at odds with one another
>>1866290199% of people believe the earth is round. Only 30% believe in Christianity and only 17.8% at best believe in your specific version of Christianity
>>1866291899% of people believe the earth is round /now./My point is saying, truth is universally agreed upon. Is retarded, and I am sure you are aware of this.
>>18662949Yes, now after the evidence is so insurmountable you would be retarded to believe otherwise.Christcucks and other religiontards have been trying to convince others for millennia and are still failing miserably. The best approach for convincing they've come up with is colonization and indoctrination. Almost like there is no actual evidence
>>18661615Welcome to Heaven, my son.
>>18662953>Trying to convince others and are still failing miserably>2.3 to 2.6 billion Christians Guess they convinced others after all.
