This is beyond embarrassing.
Once you learn some Latin you realize Romance "languages" are essential the one on the right.
>>18681283Once you learn Old Latin you realize Classical Latin is the one on the right.
>>18681279All languages evolve stupid racist, and even your beloved white race also degenerated their own language without the help of minorities.You think all those white kids (now adults) who grew up writing k, gg, no re, fr fr no cap straight buzzing on g, lol lmao ishyggydiggy, epic WinRAR, were writing beautiful English?Racist imbecile
>>18681308Once you learn Egyptian you realize writting is the one on the right...and its comeback couldnt have been sweeter.:fist: :pensive:
>>18681340Y0u23 5p34k1n9 vu1942 3n9115h 4nd n07 3v01v3d 3n9115h.PWNT.
>>18681346>>18681340Actually this resembles pidgin which is what every language turns into when it's exposed to black people.
>>18681350>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Franklin%27s_phonetic_alphabetPhorael.
>>18681279ayo das wussup nawmsayin bruh>*starts crip walking*
>>18681340Anon, it's 2026. Nobody buys this anymore.
>>18681429That dumb redditor thinks it's still 2006.
>>18681340They just have terrible spelling, lack of punctuation and grammar. They're just retarded.
>>18681607>>18681445Actual Africans have no issues using the English language, and blacks have no special way of speaking in a few Latin American countries.
>>18681740>Actual Africans have no issues using the English languageI'm so tired of the African "model immigrant" meme.
>>18681900I wasn't considering immigrants at all; that's also true for regular citizens in many African countries.
>>18681909In that case:>Actual Africans have no issues using the "English" language
>>18681308spbp
>>18681340Black people speak like this out of choice and out of an act of defiance for not wanting to speak like a white person.
>>18682058Precisely. Otherwise "code-switching" wouldn't be a thing.
>>18681340Ebonics isn't an evolved language, it's a pidgin just like Haitian Creole or Jamaican Patois
>>18681340>ishyggydiggyanon please don't tell me you've actually said this out loud before
>>18682170The word "ebonics" is so funny, shame it went out of fashion
>>18681279It's literally counter culture, blacks can speak regular english just fine
>>18681279There is no way that Contractions ought to be or are Standard to the English Language
>>18682194Individuals of the United States South just claiming Over and Over ‘Y’All’ is a Thing and Individuals from the United States South Claiming Over and Over that ‘Y’All’ as a Phrase has Meaning and Ought to be Standard
>>18681429>>18681445You are both retarded monolingual americans that don’t know how language works, this is something that happens with every language worldwide, arabic, japanese, chinese, russian, spanish, languages get watered down and that’s how dialects are formed retards, it’s not a specific thing to english but western supremacists always have a victim complex, the superior race apparently can’t speak more then one language
>>18682209>It happens with every language and has happened before therefore you can't have any heckin beliefs about language and standards of your own, chud!!!This is the most soi reddit response possible.
>>18681279>19th century southern drawl influenced by inbred Ulster scots is retardedIndeed.>>18681350That's not what pidgin is you retarded pseud faggot.
>>18682216You didnt disprove him tho
He's framing it like the niggerbabble is a quicker, more concise version of standard English, but no human would ever say "You don't even have to say anything". The natural English you hear normal people use in that context is "What is there to say?" or just "There's nothing to say".When niggers are asked to theorize how a white person talks they just have to do rote translation of niggerbabble.
>>18682248>>18682209>>18681340It can't be true of all languages that they're simplifications of more complicated languages, or else the more complicated languages would never form. That should be obvious.Languages have indicative, imperative, subjunctive moods, past present future tenses, perfect and imperfect, and active and passive voice. How do you think these complicated structures arose? Did you just never question it, and assume they appeared magically, and since then languages have only watered down?Languages complexify when a very small group of people speak only to each other, allowing them to develop their own intricate code. Those people's innovations spread to everyone around them. We've all seen this happen with individual slang words. But if a small tribe becomes separated from the rest of the world for centuries, they'll develop an entirely new and possibly (but usually not) very complicated structure.
>>18682058>Black people speak like this out of choice and out of an act of defiance for not wanting to speak like a white person.They speak like this because that's how the white people who owned them spokeEven the "axe" meme is dialectal Northern EnglishWhite southerners were the ones who deliberately dropped most of these speech habits because they were the ones embarrassed they spoke like niggers
>>18681607>terrible spelling and grammarnonstandard spelling and grammar which matches their spoken dialect more closelyofficial English spelling is outright wrong (i.e. island/isle adding a 's' that was never pronounced in any English dialect to please Romaboos) in some cases and outdated in a lot more, but it survives because of inertia
>>18682388So black slaves learned to speak stupidly from white owners. But then the white owners got embarrassed because "they spoke like their slaves" and dropped the habits? That doesn't even make sense lol.
>>18682682That anon was close but not quite accurate. Nog field slaves learned it from White slaves and indentured servants they worked with, which were largely highland scottish or irish, and their descendants are hillbilly rednecks who speak gibberish almost on the same level as nogs, since their native language was not english. The actual slave owners would've never interacted with most of their slaves.
>>18682978>which were largely highland scottish or irishNo they werent you retardWhy do yanks think the scots irish were muh gaels? they were anglosand the scots irish werent even the majority of southern indentured servants most were from the south of englandretard
>>18682989uh oh, melty!
>>18682991retard
>>18682991kek
The only possible way to have a racist outlook on this is not understanding linguistic history
>>18683097How? I understand linguistic history, I understand why nogs speak like this. I still think it's retarded, since they continue doing it 150 years after they stopped being slaves, and attack the ones who don't want to keep speaking like retarded slaves.
>>18681279This is how they think inside their heads and understand the world
>>18681279it's just more efficient
>>18681279the transcription at right is dumb. better to write:you ain't even gotta say nothinRight transcription in op pic is like writing the left as "y'donevun hafta sayneething"see? Now they're both retardedgetting increasingly sick of american negrolatry/negrophobia
>>18681279 Nix bood
>>18682058Weird how you don’t hear Asians speak like this as some defiance of white people https://youtu.be/rFWLmRYQVvA
>>18683149Based
>>18681900But they are, tho apart from somalis
>>18681279It's not. Why the boomer posting
>>18683149>getting increasingly sick of american negrolatry/negrophobiaWhat the fuck are you talking about?>>18683381Lao was apower tripping middle manager who had to leave China to actually get a career boost lol.>>18683470Somali's can speak English fluently. Always found the psychology of trying to paint some random group as the next group to obssess over among the right wing pretty psychotic.
>>18683122>since they continue doing it 150 years after they stopped being slavesTV and radio have existed for 60+ years and people in the US still speak in local accents and use colloquial phrases.>attack the ones who don't want to keep speaking like retarded slaves.Not really anon. Many people active ly code switch.
>>18682170"Ebonics" is a dialect.Haitian Creole and Patois are creoles.
>>18683488right wingers didn't make somalis conspire to defraud the government of funds meant for school lunches and covid relief.
>>18681279Calling ghetto black speak "AAVE" is so cringe. Theres been this push over the past few years by rich white liberals to treat black mediocrity as something amazing
>>18683539>rich white liberalsLike?
>>18681279This is how an Ancient Roman would see a modern Italian speaker
>>18683665This will never become it's own language or make a meaningful contribution to language in general. It's just retard babble for retards.
>>18683665Ancient romans already had vulgar pleb dialects of Latin in their time.
>>18683668You're right, but only because standardized spelling and grammar is a somewhat recent invention that the plebeians of Medieval Europe didn't have. This is also why linguistic diversity in general is decreasing globally
>>18683669Vulgar Latin is what eventually became the other romance languages
>>18681279This is natural. Chaucer would think you a fucking illiterate imbecile, and be correct.
>>18683381They literally dont have the balls. They are so subservient, they cant make new cultural norms when they immigrate. All they can do is ape the master. Not even defy them.
>>18683381>>18683381>Weird how you don’t hear Asians speak like thishttps://youtu.be/UR0hcoZGwWI
>>18681279No, proper English is "Þu ne þearft nan-ƿiht secgan". The degenerate specimen on the left doesn't even have genders or cases.
>>18681350So why do so many African languages have ridiculous baroque systems of grammar? Or has it not occurred to you that pidgin is just what results when any group of people learn a foreign language as adults en masse and pass on the result to their children?
>>18682194So you'll start saying "ever ay-a-which" instead of "every" and "nay-a-wight" instead of "not"?>>18682199Having separate words for singular and plural "you" is the normal state of languages, it's not surprising that spoken dialects of English would start re-evolving the distinction after English lost "thou".
>>18682336Those are slightly different statements, there are contexts in which one would be more natural than the other.
>>18682682The point is that there is no objective standard by which to judge which forms are more stupid than others, just your social judgements of the people who speak them. If the UK had formed with its political and economic capital in Edinburgh rather than London, "wee bairns" would sound educated and "little children" would sound quaint.
>>18683122What standard do you use to determine what dialect is more or less retarded than another?
>>18683539What standard do you use to judge one dialect to be intrinsically better than another?
>>18683839The way it sounds? Fuckhead.>ooga unga goo goo chunga durka
>>18683834>but what if things weren't as they are?! How about that, huh?!Cool. Anyway, slurred retarded nigger slave speak sounds retarded.
>>18683989And if two people's personal aesthetic taste differs in that regard, how are we to judge which is to be considered more authoritative?
>>18681283>>18681308Once you leaen PIE and how to properly pronounce the small 2 you'll become a living god
>>18684001I trust my own judgment. Slurred niggerspeak sounds retarded. Some beanie-hat faggot with a pink dildo up his ass telling me the cracked-out hoodrat muttering incoherent niggerbabble is beautiful and cultured doesn't change my opinion.
>>18684008Out of curiosity, can you name any instances of languages which you find aesthetically pleasant despite being spoken by people you don't care much for, or which you find aesthetically unpleasant despite being spoken by people you have a lot of respect for?
>>18684012I fucking hate the New England accent, especially Boston, but I think they're okay.
It's pretty interesting how the West essentially had two choicesBring the 3rd world up to Western levels, or bring the West down to 3rd world levelsThey chose the latter
>>18684707wtf does any of this have to do with language you drooling moron.
This. AAVE is cringe & bluepilled ngl desu senpai. For normies that can't 1337 5|°34|< with dank meme magic like us based & redpilled gigachad groyper evropeans. Shadilay! MAGA! Top kek. WWG1WGA!
>>18685247/pol/trannies have nothing to talk about except culture war shit. The worst part is that some of them aren't even thirdies being paid to do it. They just do it for free.
>>18685282I say this all the time.
They can’t help but reorganize a civilized language into the primitive, less differentiated language structures of their minds.Erectus walking amongst us
>>18683665Yeah, they way Italian and Spanish evolved is basically brown dysgenic peoples picking up on Latin, degenerating it and mixing their genes with white blood. That’s why Italians and Spanish are brown to this day
>>18681279They wouldn't even say "gotta". It's more like "gaah".>t. niggerologist
>>18683844My ears.
>>18685503Deranged. Especially since many people who try to imitate AAVE are awful at it and often times end up exposing their own inadequacy in the English language.
>>18683511>somalis conspire to defraud the government of funds meant for school lunches and covid relief.The vast majority of people whondid it weren't Somali. The media cycle was just so slow at the time that they needed conspire it up with low tier agitprop through the use of a barely conscious retard to lead the charge.
>>18686129>perp pics get shown>it's either 100% zoomalis or 99% zoomalis with one white accomplice thrown incope
>>18686133Not really in the grand scope if the fraud.
>>18686138Yes really, given the overwhelming majority of defendants were zoomalis
>>18682209>this is something that happens with every language worldwideI speak four languages and read two more. out of those this shit only happens with English, and that in the hands of browns.
>>18683989>>18683122>>18684000The irony ot 4channers complaining about slang and dialects while being the most compulsive meme regurgitators on the planet is palpable. The only reason why anyone complains about slang and dialects is because it isn't there's. When it's your own, you use it without even realizing it.
>>18685517And the French?
>>18685503AAVE literally distinguishes more tenses/aspects than standard English.
>>18683381> Weird how you don’t hear Asians speak like this They do in Canada.
>>18681279Its somewhat depressing to realize that if not forced to learn it then blacks wouldn't be literate and would lose literacy in a single generation.
>>18687747Your post isn’t even literate
>>18686129feeding our futures somali fraud had nothing to do with nick shirley learing center shit you clueless freak. And you have the audacity to call others retards. I can't believe you were let into this country.
>>18687781it's perfectly legible unless you're a negro who needs commas separating clauses to be able to read.
>>18687747ESL /pol/troon
>>18681283>Once you learn some Latin you realize Romance "languages" are essential the one on the right.>>18683665>This is how an Ancient Roman would see a modern Italian speaker>>18685517>Yeah, they way Italian and Spanish evolved is basically brown dysgenic peoples picking up on Latin, degenerating it and mixing their genes with white blood. That’s why Italians and Spanish are brown to this day
>>18686143You have an uphill battle. It seems this is the first time the American public has been exposed to the power of Somali entrepreneurs and their leftie defenders, something us Yuros have been dealing with for decades now.
>>18687947thankfully we are blessed with a highly effective right wing government which has been going after somalis for fraud with extreme prejudice.You would never know this if you listened to any "right wing" media figure though, you would only hear that the govt has failed and betrayed us and we're all doomed.and despite the sensationalist bluster about annexing Greenland and Canada, this government is actually incredibly supportive of right wing governments in europe as well
Nobody has an argument against OP lol
>>18689184the left side is not "standard english". No one would ever say the phrase "You don't even have to say anything". It sounds completely unnatural, and it's just a literal back-translation of the nigger phrase.The normal english phrase would be "there's nothing to say." or "What is there to say?".Whether aware of that or not, the nigger has made a bad faith strawman of the normal english phrase to give the impression that niggers have "improved" it by making it more concise or abbreviating it, when that isn't the case. The natural english is more concise than the nigger version.
>>18684707They tried the first and the 3rd world refused.
