In short, this religion of retards called Christianity:An old man created a magic garden with a talking snake.Then, for some unexplained reason, he decided to make a little clay doll and brought it to life, Pinocchio style.The living clay doll was feeling very lonely and looked for a companion among the animals. Not finding one, he asked the old man to make a companion for him. The old man then removed a rib from the clay doll and made a woman.The old man then warned the clay doll that he could not eat the fruit of a tree or he would die.The clay doll and his rib wife, who had the mentality of a small child, decided to eat the magic fruit of the magic tree in the magic garden under the influence of a talking snake.The magical old man became angry that two people with the mentality and knowledge of 1-year-old children had disobeyed him, as any small child would, and decided to expel the clay brick and rib wife from the magic garden.Thousands of years later, this magical old man went to live in the clouds instead of continuing to live in the magical garden. He then devised a plan to redeem humanity from the fact that his clay-brick ancestor had eaten a magical fruit.The magical old man, whose name was YHWH, decided that he would send a magical dove, which was himself, to impregnate a 12-year-old virgin girl married to a middle-aged cuckold. The girl's name was Mariam and the cuckold's name was Yusef. The cuckold's father in Matthew is Jacob, but in Luke it is Heli.Well, the magical old man, who now lived in the clouds in Ouranus – the firmament, a Greek god – sent himself in the form of a dove to impregnate a virgin girl so that she would give birth to him. Yes, it makes perfect sense, you who are too stupid to understand so much wisdom
>>18686243And why did the old magician called YHWH decide to impregnate his creation Mary so that she would give birth to him? So that he himself would be sacrificed to himself to redeem humanity from the fact that a clay doll had eaten a magic fruit under the influence of a talking snake that YHWH himself placed in the magic garden.He could have simply said "you are all forgiven" instead of making this whole stupid and illogical plan. And he could have done it right after the living clay doll ate the magic fruit. It would have saved thousands of years of wars, rapes, incest, infanticides, pillaging, suffering. But, since it was YHWH himself who ordered men to commit all possible barbarities, then I think he just wanted a justification to play Saw with people. A tremendous sadist.Well, three days after he was sacrificed, he says "I didn't die, it was a joke!", resurrects in flesh and blood, as it is said in Luke, and flies away like Superman, as it is said in Mark and Acts, to sit in the clouds next to himself.Although it's strange that an angry god, who ordered soldiers to rape virgin girls and kill everything they found in their path in wars for a piece of desert in Canaan, would accept to sacrifice himself like a lamb going to slaughter, we must realize that the whole plan of this madman called YHWH was for nothing because the world is still full of violence, suffering, death, and despair."But, if you endure all this suffering praying to this old man who lives in the clouds with himself, one day you will sit in the cloud too!"Nothanks.
Why are you so entitled?
>>18686243Denounce Vishnu
Another thing, i m Hindu btw>>18686270No
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>>18686243>Then, for no clear reason, this retard decided to tell the world all the ways he deserved pity; instead, everyone laughed as he bravely knocked down his own strawman.OP, I hope you find help. As irrational as you are, there's a worm frantically trying to claw its way out through that thick skull of yours, forever sliding off the smooth surface of your brain.
God is one divine being, not a single person. Reconcile that.
>>18686243sauce is Missmiafit
>>18687740Thanks.
>>18686243Posting a degen video with this is not helping your case in the slightest btw
