Any historical fantasies, scenarios or figures.For me, I've fapped many times to the Celtic invasion of Greece. Virile gallic warriors pillaging the Macedonian countryside and the Mediterranean maidens they found. Ultimately even being hired by rival Greek factions to fight their enemies, serve as their royal guard and all the while paid in nubile, olived skinned women.Good shit. Brennus and the sack of Rome is also high tier but Greek virgins are hotter.
>>18693886>I fantasize about niggerlike barbarian subhumans raping and ravaging the lands of better civilized cultures You are a spiritual bantoid
>>18693886I've always loved this painting. Look at the one woman, she's praying to Jupiter lmao
>>18694184>Ayo muthafugga where the Latin women at?
>>18694184She hopes Brennus' bepis is small like that. She hopes in vain.
>>18693886Definitely made for Big Bull Celtc
>>18694184I like the one in the foreground who's holding her hands like she's bound, but is actually free and looking at the sword next to her.
>>18693886I once did an ERP where I was a peasant girl living in Roman Britain and the other person was a Roman Legionnaire. Also one involving a Scythian enaries and a Greek traveler. And one involving a Viking raider and an Irish peasant girl.
>>18694607Look at her face.She couldn't be more excited.Looking at that sword like it's symbolic of something.Her modesty, still being dressed while everyone else is naked, is just a front.She hides her face from the others because she cannot contain herself.Even her hand gesture reflects this.
>>18694184what's he supposed to do? join the rape?
>>18693886Has anyone figured out what his sword symbolizes here
>>18693886fuck i've never noticed that there are decapitated roman heads lying there on the left. A man's head sits there staring at the rape of his women even after the life has left it.Also notice the mural on the right has five naked figures lying in repose, but they all have beards. They're all men. Then there's a woman in the mural standing, not lying with the men.He's calling them faggots.
>>18693886I've fantasized about being a member of the SS and finding a woman who hides in the attic. I don't tell my buddies but I come back to bring her food. She's thankful and a romantic relationship begins.I've also fantasized about being a guard in a concentration camp. I wait for a train with new women to arrive and pick the prettiest woman to be my maid. Her life is much better than the lives of the other girls.
>>18695259Do you ultimately save them from your comrades or do you let them die?
>>18695274I always save them from my comrades until the war is over and then we make our relationship public. I'm a cutie patootie, there's nothing I can do about it.
>>18693886>Virile gallic warriors pillaging the Macedonian countryside and the Mediterranean maidens they foundThese "Gallic warriors" were genetically similar to northern Spaniards and, at best, southern french so odds are that they were extremely swarthy themselves, arguably moreso than the greeks in numerous cases.Likewise Brennus closest living relatives today would be found in northern Italy, who phenotypically are closer to Turks and Lebanese than they are to northern Celts like the Irish and Scotsmen
>>18695408>southern french are "extremely swarthy">northen italians are similar to turks and lebanese
>>18695408Jeet detected
>>18695541I didn't say they were "similar", only that they ressembled them more. Would this man pass better in Ankara or in Glasgow?Curiously if I had said southern Italians I bet your reaction would have been different, same way you reacted to southern french but omitted northern spaniards even though the two groups largely overlap genetically and phenotypically. That's why I make these kind of baits. It's a great way to expose nordicists and their retarded lies and fantaisies.
>>18693886Sometimes I wish I could’ve been a Cossack soldier during the conquest of Kazan and Siberia, living through that era and having relationships with Tatar women or a Soviet soldier entering Berlin in 1945 and experiencing the chaos of the occupation firsthand.
Battle of Kleidion
>>18693886Mural on the right has a bunch of naked men lying together while a woman stands over them
>>18693886>mon visage when Ill never be a victor and sack a city with women and gold
>>18693886The Celts in their turn were so badly raped by the Romans that they became insignificant as a people, culture, or language.
>>18693886Best thread on /his/
>>18693886I'll admit, I have fapped while thinking of procopius' description of theodora
>>18696304Mind quoting it?
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>>18696322Some parts seem a little too over-the-top to be sexy.
>>18696322>JUSTinian married an onlyfans hoeTopkek
>>18695408But then you don't get to circlejerk about the gallic 'genocide' (didn't even happen) ednilson macaque dos santos III>>18695559Cherrypick
>>18693928Niggers have never been able to raid and pillage. Nigger warfare was two opposing tribes meeting each other in their field waving sticks above their heads and yelling, and then retiring back to their huts once satisfied
this thread smells like pakora masala
>>18695408>>18695559>senhor its the genetic distance senhor >senhor no its the phenotype senhor no zika virus today, cleiton
>Ywn rape Elagabalus
>>18693886so you fap to fiction? because theres no such thing as celts
>>18696667Timmies literally got btfo in italo-ethiopian war, islawanda by bbc warriors with spears
>>18698532Italy conquered Ethiopia, Sanjeet.
>>18698532Get gassed brownie
>>18695559Northern Italians obviously pass better in Glasgow than in Ankara, and you know it. Just look at any data on genetic distances. Most Northern Italians just look like dark haired Northern Europeans, not like Orientals.
>>18695559We have reached a point where medlarpers try to establish not just Northern Italians, but even Southern French, a population genetically closer to Britain than to most of Italy, as somehow swarthy (and yes, Spaniards are also european obviously). Funny how you never see Europeans talking about the (bigger) internal heterogenity of Indians or Arabs, while non-europeans obsess about the small internal differences among Europeans.
>>18699910The biggest example is that whites don't even call out southeast and east asian ricecels from larping as mongols of turkic nomads who aren't even the same race as them
>>18693886SAAR
>>18699861sicilian woman
>>18696322That's fake btw
>>18702216I choose to believe she was simply the Bonnie Blue of that era.
>>18696376I just found out one of the based right wing christcuck dan halloway who claimed to have married a tradwife actually married porn star Eva lovia. Just like right winger based online trad wife Sarah stock who had her marriage blessed by the pope cheated on her husband. Christianity has always been a religion of cucks and sexual deviants. Constantine was a cuck himself.
While some of the readers of this thread may not like it, but it a qenuine part of this boards culture
I fap about being a woman. I think it's just a fetish, but I only consume porn once a week at most now. The primary motivator for getting my own place is so I can cross dress freely without judgement. I know that sounds insane as the main motivator, but it's true for me. I don't even think I'm a tranny, nor do I have a history with cross dressing except for one time in 2018. I am just gender dysphoric. I feel ashamed because it feels like I'm faking it because surely I would have transitioned by now right? I use depression and executive dysfunction as excuses. In the span of time where I actually did take conscious steps in feminizing myself, the moments of euphoria felt fleeting. I was taking care of myself. But now I'm back to my usual depressed self, never showering or brushing teeth. Trans people have existed in history just like gay and bisexual people. I already know this will make all of you seethe.
>>18693886>/his/torical faps>Any historical fantasies, scenarios or figures.>For me, I've fapped many times to the Celtic invasion of Greece. Virile gallic warriors pillaging the Macedonian countryside and the Mediterranean maidens they found. Ultimately even being hired by rival Greek factions to fight their enemies, serve as their royal guard and all the while paid in nubile, olived skinned women.>Good shit. Brennus and the sack of Rome is also high tier but Greek virgins are hotter.
>>18702216What's next, you're going to tell me Justinian didn't remove his head at night and chase people around with his flying head?
>>18693886There's this video I came across a while back of a redhead dancing in a very sensual, almost primal way. I was immediately captivated, saved it, and added the music from Ygraine's dance in Excalibur. I sometimes pretend I am an Anglo-Saxon (sometimes viking) chief/raider who is having his Brythonic/Gaelic concubine dance for him.
>>18702527How compelling. This is what you look like btw
Nothing specifically historical but I used AI to roleplay life as a young woman living in a generic medieval town when suddenly it is invaded by viking chads. I ran away and hid in a dark house listening to all the pillaging noises until one finally walked in and caught me.
>>18693886For me it's Dhiraar the naked Arab berserker BVLL that made byzansissies leak their clitties with his mere presence
>>18702527basedlink the video
