That Egyptians captured the entire race of Jews and held them all as slaves but they got away due to a series of miracles meant to be public spectacles and the Egyptians just forgot to write any of it down?
>jews are this tribal band >Joseph is the son of one of these jews, his brothers are jealous of his colorful clothes and favoritism of their father, so they sell him into Egyptian slave markets>Joseph is bought as a slave by the head of the Egyptian military>Joseph has the ability to interpret dreams which impresses his master so much that he brings him to the Pharoh>Joseph interprets the pharaohs dreams as warning of a massive famine >Pharoh gives Joseph absolute power over all farming operations in his kingdom and hes able to store up reserves of food and save the people from starving>Joseph becomes an imporant figure in Egypt bc of this and invites his fellow jews into the Kingdom>jews live in Egypt in peace for years until the Egyptians get suspicious and jealous and end up enslaving them>Egyptians get wrecked after they ignore the warnings of the prophet moses>Egyptians seethe and pretend not to care
>>18703477Why didn't they write any of this down? A high ranking vizier to the Pharaoh would have his name recorded somewhere.
>>18703477This is basically what you see in the archeology during this period. waves if asiatic/NW Semitic peoples migrating into the delta. pretty convincing correlate to the Joseph narrative.
>>18703462jews stole the story, say it is about themselves, and embellished it with bullshit to make themselves look better.
>>18703462>Egyptians just forgot to write any of it down?Egyptians in that period didn't write about their failures, to be fair. It's all monumental architecture about all their victories.Exodus is a myth but the lack of Egyptian corroboration in particular is a weak argument.>>18703520Jews descend from Hyskos, so in a way it was "about themselves"
>>18703522>Jews descend from Hyskos
>>18703528it's just 16th century BC Canaanites vs. 10th century ones, or do you actually believe the Jewish myth about them being nomadic conquerors of Canaan who somehow massacred all the inhabitants without any archaeological corroboration whatsoever?
>>18703515>pretty convincing correlate to the Joseph narrative.Not at all>>18703522>Egyptians didn't record their failuresThey didn't record their victory and capture of the Jews either. Suspicious.
>>18703462Actually I don't care what you believe. You're a frogposter and thus subhuman. You're also a pedophile. Frankly I'd prefer you just die and go to Hell before you molest my kids or anyone else's. At least the longer you live, the worse your eternity will be! Kind of pathetic when the best possible move you can make is to kill yourself. But that's you: Pathetic.
Was there a podcast about this a week ago or something?
>>18703637Yeah they were talking about it on No Jumper
>>18703640Ah, NPCs. Who knows if they even suffer in the bowels of hell?
>>18703462Your assuming that the biblical texts were written in the same way as modern historical works. They were not. You want me to believe that life came from non-life, or perhaps it came from ancient alien coomer goo or something like that from a universe that just popped into existence. There are totally no gaps in the fossil record and evolution isn't a collection of "just so" stories.
>>18704102I notice how you didn’t address or defend anything in this thread but just started malding about evolution
>>18703462Egyptians historically have been caught rewriting events to make themselves look better. This is 100% verified. Look it up. Ignorance isn't a virtue.
>They didn't record their victory and capture of the Jews either. Suspicious.Because Egypt never invaded or "captured" them, you absolute illiterate. You spend your entire life obsessing over tearing down Christianity, yet you have never once opened the actual book and used your eyes to read what it says. The Bible explicitly states Jacob's family migrated into the Nile Delta peacefully as invited guests to escape a regional famine (Genesis 45–47). Centuries later, after their population exploded on Egypt's eastern border, a new dynasty conscripted them into corvée state labor out of demographic paranoia (Exodus 1). There was no war, no invasion, and no "capture" to record in the first place. You invented a fictional military conquest in your head and then acted smug that Egyptians didn't write down your own hallucination.What Egyptians in fact recorded were Northwest Semitic populations settling in Goshen (Tell el-Dab'a), Semitic slaves making mudbricks under taskmasters with rods (Tomb of Rekhmire), domestic slave rolls with Hebrew names like Shiphrah (Papyrus Brooklyn 35.1446), and border patrols tracking runaway slaves into the Sinai (Papyrus Anastasi V). Also, the first time an Egyptian Pharaoh actually fought Israel as an enemy in Canaan, he carved it on a stone monument immediately. Pharaoh Merneptah in 1208 BC bragging:> "Israel is laid waste, his seed is not." Pick up the book before running your mouth about what it contains. It's people like you that make me sympathetic for believers in gnosticism because with idiots like you rampant I can see why the loosh farm theory has gained notoriety.
>>18703590see >>18705368
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