Who was the biggest DICK in history?
Futanari
>>18717758LBJ, even named his dick Jumbo
Yahweh
>>18717758I want to say Rasputin had a big dick.
>>18717908Do you think Nicholas would watch him and Alexandra from the cuck chair?
>>18717932judging by his reign the throne was his cuck chair.
>>18717758Priapus>Once, a donkey that had been given human speech by Dionysus challenged Priapus to a contest about which between them had the better penis. Priapus won the contest, and then killed the donkey, which was put by Dionysus among the stars.lol
>>18718352I'm tired of people saying greeks liked tiny cocks like they were a hivemind or something if anything they probably had more diversity of value than us, having less mass media to influence them... It's like people who call dolphins or ducks rapists its not an essence
>>187177822pbp
>>18717758Allegedly Queen Victorias husband Prince Albert had a massive hog. The rumor is that he started wearing what we now call the Prince Albert piercing as a way to keep his massive dong from swinging around too much in his trousers. The ring on the end of the dick can be tied to a piece of string inside the trousers to hold it to one side.Also allegedly Queen Victoria was basically obsessed with Albert and would run off several times a day to bang him. She had an entire bed chamber made up with internal locks so she and Albert could get privacy any time she needed. Albert himself is actually said to have been not as libidinous as the Queen and often appeared worn out and even tired of the Queens relentless need for the big D.
>>18717758Me
>>18718410>liked tiny cocksthey were just growers
>>18718410they rightfully thought that someone with a big dick will become obsessed with it and only think about how big they are, which is true
>>18717758Your uncle
This guy's uncle >>18721461
