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Would christianity change if jesus was a woman?
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>>18718216
Disgusting coomer
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>>18718222
Jesus loves coom
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Jesus the slut
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>>18718216
I don't think those Jews would follow a female as a spiritual leader. But if we suppose that happened, I think it would work, just God the Father would be more prominent in regard to warfare. And the veneration of Mary wouldn't be such a big thing, since women would have Jesus (Jesa? Jesua? Jesusia?) to rumble to.
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>>18718216
No anime Jesus porn please.
Yes and that’s what the Roman Catholic Church literally is about and why they worship Mary and call it not worshiping Mary and why Roman Catholics keep separate Words of God instead of the kjv bible no apocrypha because which Word of God you choose means which kind of womb you have chosen for the church (bride) and if the bride is pure, then she has chosen the kjv bible no apocrypha, if she is impure then she has chosen another savior or another Word that seems close to the word but must ultimately add mandatory reading (the catechism, a pope who gets to go between you and Jesus and your relationship with God, and the apocryph texts combined with their forced interpretation on the Bible which you are not allowed to have. This ultimately places the church bride as either a harlot or believing she has transformed into the husband of the relationship but the bride can never be a man. So to answer your question, if that did happen then the bride’s role has reversed to non traditional roles and God cannot accept either one of them any longer because even in the story of Ruth and Boaz, Ruth still had to let Boaz take the traditional role as husband and take his wife despite the woman asked the man to marry her. But even in that case, the it’s a wonderful story about a non Jew marrying into the lineage of Jesus Christ to give us Obed -> Jesse -> David. The church is for men to worship God. There is constant spam threads on the board from spammers from India or Muslims who don’t care what the Bible says and they said they are just going to keep posting it.
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>>18718249
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>>18718216
can we fast-forward to the whipping scene?
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>>18718293
Yes? I m from india lol and?
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>>18718301
can you explain pic related? it's full of indian words.
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>>18718216
Maybe you should stop being addicted to pornography? Besides, you've already made this shitty thread before.
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>>18718293
Well, we have a substantial number of Dravdians hanging around /his/, there's always the benefit of the doubt that the OP is Indian. Anyway, pornography and other vices are quite common among these militant atheists.
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>>18718293
Bingo
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>>18718301
Hi OP here, lol christian faggot. All you do is larp.
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>>18718216
Catholics already worship the Virgin Mary as "The Mother of God" so it wouldn't be all that different
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>>18718216
This is a thing that I feel hermeticism and alchemism must likely have already explored partially
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>>18718216
Spamming thread
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>>18718216
CHRIST IS WHORE!
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>>18718369
Christ is a rapebaby
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>>18718293
>>18718301
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>>18718325
There are more Christians in India than in Europe.
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>>18718262
What would the feminine form of Yeshua even be honestly?
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>>18718439
Semitic languages have feminitive ending -t (Allah-Allat). So, I would say Yeshuat. In Greek, it would be rendered as a third declension noun with the -t stem.
Nom. Iesuas
Gen. Iesuatos
Dat. Iesuati
Acc. Iesuata
Voc. Iesua
In Latin it would become a third declension t-stem noun.
Nom. Jesuas
Gen. Jesuatis
Dat. Jesuati
Acc. Jesuatem
Abl. Jesuate
Voc. Jesuas
Therefore, in English it would be Jesuas
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>>18718216
It'd literally be Catholicism except more honest
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No one would ever argue they were coequal to God.
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>>18718249
>>18718251
>>18718369
>>18718383
Is this true?
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If you would discriminate against Jesus based on her sex, you were never a true Christian
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>>18718675
>Jesus
Jesuas, the God-Daughter. She loves you, anon. Just be a good boy.
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>>18718398
Okay, I need to qualify, under 30 year old christians.
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What if jesus was a pig?
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>>18718744
Ukrainian Jesus? Not based as Finn-Koreanic Jesus.



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