Which books do you remove?Which books do you keep?Which books do you add?
>>18719611I remove all the epistles and Luke.I add the book of Jubilee, Apocalypse of Peter and the gospel of Thomas.I keep the rest.
>>18719611I put a warning at the beginning: The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>18719611I'll start with the KJV, then I will add the hindu texts, the book of Mormon, the Quran and the hadith, the four texts of Confucianism, the Buddhist scriptures, anything I can find from Zoroastrianism, for the redditors I'll toss in Harry Potter and "The God Delusion" by Dawkins.
>>18719611I keep all 66 books used in the King James Bible and add nothing.>If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:>And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.Revelation 22:18-19
>>18719821Why not Bhagavat Ghita you tucking loser
>>18719823Protestants took away some Old Testament books which were in there since the Great Christian Church established the Bible. Instead the protties prefer the judaic canon.
>>18719823>If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:Revelation was written before the Gospel of John, shall we remove the Gospel of John from the Bible? >And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.Deuteronomy 4:2–3>Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you.All right, everything Christ said is invalid, as well as everything after Deuteronomy. >>18719828Sure I'll add that, I forget that I wanted to add the apocrypha as well.
>>18719823>If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:>And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. That refers to the Book of Revelation, not the Bible.
>>18719611remove the OT, keep one gospel (probably Mark), and paul's authentic letters
>>18719611Wouldn’t change the kjv bible no apocrypha. Mine was gifted to me by my dad in cooperation with the church pastor. It has gold siding, red letters for Jesus speaking, book tabs for quick referencing, and Scofield referencing which is a type of verse reference for when verses are connecting to the same things it is saying in other parts of the Bible and other things that are entirely optional like colored maps or page numbers or a table of contents. Basic stuff. It isn’t a hard cover and the soft leather binding or outer covering but I placed mine in a nylon Bible cover that zips it up and has pockets for placing notes or church schedules whereas my dad has a cowboy leather one with a zipper. I’ve read it from beginning to ending and it took me ten years to do this after spending my entire life going to church on sunday mornings and reading or hearing the word of God be preached. I didn’t bother with Sunday school as much except in my elementary school years and younger.If I were to write a Bible now, the only idea I had for creativity is to take AI and rewrite the Bible the same as it is, but rewrite the tone like Mordak from King’s quest 5, or like the 4chan wojak of God with glasses that is shouting. Or like Count Dracula , powerful warlock tone and commands and voice. The vulgate already does this for genesis chapter one because instead of reading “Let there be light,” “and there was light.” It says “Light, BE MADE!,” “and light WAS MADE.”So I imagined a dark warlock literally translating this and this was the theme and setting for the Latin Bible and that you are supposed to read it from a powerful sorcerer’s way of viewing things. I think AI could do this and I would call it Judas’ Bible.
>>18719892Not that anon but that anon is correct that it pertains to the entire Bible. However it doesn’t mean conservative support like book tabs, Scofield references, page numbers and table of contents, maps of ancient Israel or red lettering for Jesus. Basic stuff.>>18719823Yep same here.
>>18719931The Bible wasn't even compiled when the Book of Revelation was written, you have no idea what you're talking about.
>>18719833>>18719838Enjoy Hell.
Remove all books.Add Critical Thinking Skills for Dummies.Done.
>>18719948>Enjoy Hell.WooHoo! I baited the enjoy hell poster. My day is complete, and I can leave you retards to your pointless squabbles. Until next time, chuds.
>>18719947The Bible was shared by sharing the gospel in the beginning, the church didn't begin when Constantine decreed that Christianity was legal, that's when Christianity became fake. Constantine's decree merely points at the fact that the Bible had power before it was compiled. Since I already wrote that this morning explaining it, it means I have apostolic succession and you are a faggot who thinks academia has power because of dates. It's actually my power of my God who is alive and living before you gave it one. But I still love you anyway.>>18719973His existence doesn't make me any less legitimate.>>18719948I need prayers and fellowship of christians for my wife to marry me like she promised, not the cursing of my enemies.
>>18719973By the way, I noticed you think christians are chuds, but Amen means the opposite. I celebrate the fact that you revile and persecute and hate me for having the ABSOLUTE TRUTH.
>>18720008>I need prayers for my wife to marry meShe's not your wife, and she thinks you're pathetic, as do we. Grow up.
>>18720015Nope. Her roman catholic mom who is worldly and who said she doesn't care about the Bible or God or Jesus Christ, does.
My wife is mine who promised to marry me twice, thirty three years apart, is victoriously mine in Jesus Christ, and one day you will understand when you realize what Faithfulness is in your own marriage. Or you won't. By the way, there are lots of women bearing a name which means Noble Woman. Nobility means someone who keeps their own word. Even if you hate God, everyone eventually walks around in truth or in lies. A christian is someone by definition who has confessed it to Jesus Christ as their savior and continues to live in that Grace and Belief, only. The Works are channeled from God Himself, none of my own.
>>18719613Genuinely fascinated by this. Are you keeping Acts? And why are you including Peter and Thomas?
>>18719611Remove any that stop the killing.Keep any that start the killing.Add nothing.Rip and tear, until it is done.
>>18720027Lel you shouldn't be fascinated by this. I thought about it for like 5 seconds. I just wanted to add everything interesting and erase Paul. I forgot to mention Acts kek.
>>18720032lolBased regardless.
>>18720034Thank you anon. Enjoy heaven :)
>>18720021You're such a gross little loser.
>>18720032>>18720034>I fucking hate Christ, and I really want you to know that.
/his/ and /lit/ should edict their own bible with Anon's annotations
>>18720042/his/ and /lit/ annotated Bible would be extremely funny
>>18720050Imagine the kino. I think it would unironically bring young people to read it more again. Actually I stole this idea from a /lot/ thread
