>american horror:imagine a nigger>german horror:"and shit pours forth from the unspeakable gigantic anus of the demon"
>t. knows lovecraft from tumblr memes
>>18720254Why are germans so weirdIs if from their ethnogenesis of germanics raping celts, with a heavy dose of red army semen?
germshits always get raped by Slavs
>women horror:imagine being pregnant
>catholic horror: the local priest is heterosexual
>>18720254>german horror:"and shit pours forth from the unspeakable gigantic anus of the demon">german fantasy:"and shit pours forth from the unspeakable gigantic anus of the demon">german romance:"and shit pours forth from the unspeakable gigantic anus of the demon"
>>18720422L O L
>>18720422A lot of catholic priests live in concubinage with a woman. The locals of most catholic countries just accept it.>>18720254German Horror>I am a cockroach and my family is glad I'm dead>the Jew is using a robot waifu to steal my essential juices>my exact copy has come to take my place>I made a deal with the devil and he insists I follow him to the wildest parties>Pedophiles exist
>>18720624German Fantasy>I want not hate myself and to have a better relationship with my sole surviving parental figure, so I quit being the god of my own world>the Grindset has incarnated and is actively trying to kill my human relationships>I, and a lot of other people are fucking tripping balls, which leads me to realize that I have apparently lived a number of lives and I am destined to find liberation in joining a secret occult organizationGerman Romance>*record scratch* Yep, that is me. You must be wondering how I ended up balls deep in mulatto jailbait during the Haitian Revolution?
