Why do westerns refuse to use bidets unlike the rest of the civilized world?
>>18720477I love my bidet. Just using tp feels primitive now.
No, I'm not going to get my ass wet for you, stop asking.
I shit every morning before my shower
They are really proud of their unclean assholes.>>18721056Invest in a bidet for emergencies.
>>18720477I don't use a bidet but I take a shower and wash my asshole with soap every time I poop
>>18721180I don't have emergencies since I don't eat brownoid "food".
>>18721420In other words you want flavorless food
>>18721180If your country spent more investing in water treatment facilities and better food hygiene practices rather than bidets you wouldn't have 'emergencies', anon
>>18720477Bidets are used by gayropeans
>>18721426>if you don't shit yourself uncontrollably then your food ain't goodIf only you cared about washing your hands as much as you care about washing your bussy
>>18720477Do bidets even clean your asshole
>>18721438>washing your ass is gaydo cracKKKas really?
>>18720477Fuck bidets
>>18720477Bidet doesn't even clean you for real
>>18721447I did that and now my dick is stuck in it
>>18720477water is for drinking
>>18720477>Why do westerns refuse to use bidets unlike the rest of the civilized world?Because I eat lots of fiber and am not a gay bottom
>>18720477Dirty water & outdated plumbing. Like most of American infrastructure, plumbing is hopelessly outdated and has been since the 80s. We see this most prominently in day to day headlines regarding data centers what with how mega corps cannot even construct the Ai pylons without significant thought and planning going into building off grid on site power stations at the giga watt level due to the total lack of investment in the energy grid at the cross continental American level.Much can also be said about the lack of fiber optic capacity even after Federal mandates for industry were set to enforce upgrades over a decade ago. Many millions of Americans cannot reliablely take and/or receive phone calls, esspecially for extended trips, when driving through the vast backwater that was and still is america.It is important to remember that this continent is a place that people were banished to so as to ensure that they were far enough away not to cause trouble for those at the center of civilization back during the age of colonial empires. In many ways this still the case.
>>18721439Yes, the insides too>>18722600What about showering kek?
>>18720477>unlike the rest of the civilized worldWho are you talking about? The only people who use bidets are southern euros, everyone else uses some variant of water sprayers or nothing at all.Are you trying to imply that southern euros are civilized but not westerners? It feels like such a pointless argument
>>18721426>he thinks he shits himself because of the spice instead of the dirt and rot the spices are meant to coverI should shit on you for doing something wrong, but I'm pretty sure you're fucked at every level of food production, and you can't actually save yourself through your own action.
>>18720477crusty anus correlates strongly to high IQ - factor analysis proves it and factor analysis is a real science
This is what brown people mean by “bidet”
>>18720477Th same people who banned weed because hemp was a threat to their lumber paper empire to protect toilet paper profits.
>>18720477>A Frenchman invented the bidet>Country never implements them, still known for stinky people to this day
>>18720477>Why do westerns refuse to use bidets unlike the rest of the civilized world?Big toilet paper corporations would go out of business and their cattle consumers would not like that.#SupportAmericanBusinesses#MAGA
>>18723087You could have made this funnier by just saying BIG TP
