Mormons be like:>Yes, I do believe the Garden of Eden is in Missouri>Yes, Yahweh lives on the planet Kolob>There's actually both a Mother God and Father God >In fact, any Mormon faithful who does the secret temple rites will become a God after they die>Actually, Jesus and Lucifer are brothers and the sons of the Mother God and Father God (Yahweh) who live on planet Kolob>Jesus was white... but also Jewish, and travelled to the Americas somehow >Native Americans actually are all just Jews who travelled to America from Palestine in the Bronze Ages >Black people are descended from those who fought for evil and White people from those who fought for good. No, that's not racist. >Other races? What are you talking about?
>>18721070Mormons will also be like:>Yes, we know Joseph Smith was considered a well known as a con artist in upstate New York, no I don't find that suspicious, and that doesn't mean he lied about the seeing stones and gold plates>Yes his family practiced witchcraft and occult folk traditions like astrology, divination, scrying, sigil work >No there's nothing un-Christian or un-Biblical about Mormons doing that today >The fact that he couldn't simply rewrite the destroyed texts copying from the gold plates isn't because he was making it all up, it was just divine punishment>Reformed Egyptian is a real language and was spoken by bronze age Egyptian Jews in the North Eastern USA... archeologists are just too dumb to have found the proof yet>No, Smith's supposed teenage angelic visions didn't have anything to do with the fact he was taking mercury to treat health issues at the time
>>18721072Mormons also say:>Yes alcohol, caffeine, swearing, and piercings are actually all sinful even though these things are found in the Bible >A harem of child brides like Brigham Young had is perfectly biblical however >No, our temple rites aren't just a modified rehash of Freemason and Rosicrucian rituals>Yes, I wear my religiously mandated spiritual underwear at all times to protect me from demons>Also the Bible is corrupted, but the Book of Mormon is superior and infallible >Yes we reject the Cross, except when the Living Prophet(TM) occasionally tells us we need to use it again to appear normal to outsiders>Yes, we reject Jesus is God. He's just one more spirit baby amongst millions. Billions even.
>>18721074But then after all that they be like:>Nooo you can't call us "Mormons"!!!! It's the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints!!!>Noooo how could you say we're not Christians!!!! >We're just like any other church!! Our beliefs are totally normal Christian beliefs!!So...Why are they like this?
>>18721070I don't see how it's worse than what other Christians believe.
>>18721074>>18721072>>18721070They are called the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. And if there doctrine is BS, why are they such upstanding people?Why do they preach the worl, whereas most Christians do not?
>>18721070Doesn't seem more ludicrous than traditional christian beliefs.
>>18721077It's not Christian belief at all. It's not even close enough to be considered heresy.>>18721078>They are called the church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.You were proudly called Mormons for over 100 years, up until "prophet" Nelson got mad about the word a couple years ago.Your church constantly flips between focusing on being called Mormon to being called that long ass name nobody remembers as a desperate cope to attract new members. But you already know Mormon has better brand recognition don't you? The Church will change direction again in another 5 - 10 years.Trying to get people to call you the CoJCoLDS is dumb just like removing all the Moroni statues off temples is dumb, just like changing your Google maps symbol to a cross is dumb when Mormon doctrine had always been against the cross as a symbol.Have some pride in your weird ass cult rather than trying to hide behind the falsehood of being just another non-denominational protestant church.
>>18721070They are so fucking gnostic. It might be the most gnostic organized religion of today. This is straight up masonic gnostic bogumil shit
>Mormonism could've been the ANGLO ethnoreligion that saved humanity
>>18721305Christianity was invented to be that but better. The light of God in Christ will never be destroyed, and the dark hell-spawned demons should remain where they belong, in hell.
>>18721070Eh, old news. Yeah they believe silly shit.>Black people are descended from those who fought for evil and White people from those who fought for good. No, that's not racist.That's not right.The doctrine went that Black people stayed neutral in the war between Satan and Jesus. Not that they sided with the dark. Those just became demons. That doctrine is also no longer taught because it was racist. Tbh I respect their whole continuing revelation shtick. It's more honest than the whole sogn and dance more established organizations do where they change something and pretend they didn't and hope everyone just does not notice.>Other races? What are you talking about?Unofficially, the Polynesians might've been Hebrew too through Haggoth who came from America. And Asians, well they'd figure something out. But yeah, their racial cosmology is very American west centric.
How much did the golden plates weigh again?
>>18721297>gnostic>gnostic>gnosticever since some midwit in flyover country heard this term, it is applied to all sorts of sects that the applier does not approve of.
>>18721088>Your church constantly flips between focusing on being called Mormon to being called that long ass name nobody remembersand which is an insult along the lines of "we are better than any of you".
>>18721088yeah, no. it's an american cult, quintessentially capitalistic, hence run by the marketing department, whatever they call it.
>>18721078>And if there doctrine is BS, why are they such upstanding people?only Trey Parker and Matt pushed this bullshit.Read about the Ruby Franke case in detail to see how fucking demonic mormons are.
>>18721070>>Jesus was white... but also Jewish, and travelled to the Americas somehowWhat, that's where you draw the line for Jesus feats? Walking on water and raising the dead are fine but intercontinental teleportation is just absurd?
