what are your guys' thoughts on Noah's Ark being 100% confirmed true?
>>18721137>Degenerate Eurasian fags fairytalesLooks more like Noah turkish dilated bussy when he was raped by Ham the gayreek.
>>18721137old news the location has been known since ancient times and was lost and "rediscovered" several times, still waiting for conclusive noah evidence, they weren't the only group in the region with a flood story Ziusudra, Deucalion, Utnapishtim and Atrahasis all share this myth. so if they find something of significance it would have to point to noah in more than "a boat"
>>18721137is it ever explained how Noah was able to acquire enough lumber to build a ship that big despite being a middle eastern peasant?
>>18721137We'll find out when they start digging soon
>>18721137It just looks like a rock formation. Is this actually made of wood? What do the ground penetrating radar results say?
>>18721137It has been "confirmed true" every year or so since I was a little kid in the 80's. And nothing. Ever. Happens.
>>18721406Not only was the ancients lifespan hundreds of years more than modern men, were a lot smarter and taller, but a lot stronger too.
>>18721137it was round
>>18721137That doesn't look natural at all but it is not confirmed at all that it is Noah's Ark, just like all those claims about Noah's Ark being found in the past or Jesus coming back soon in the past two millenia were not true either.But it is possible that there is something inside that mound, maybe remnants of "Atlantis," maybe it's even a ship during the flood of the Younger Dryas that influenced all the flood myths, but it is 100% not biblical.
>>18722985It's on top of the exact mountain the bible says the ark landed.
>>18722990The Bible is wrong about too many things to be right about this thing. According to the Bible the world was created 6.000 years ago while the flood happened 12.000 years ago.
>>18721137That's literally just a fucking hill.American evangelicals repeat this lie of "discovering the ark" once every decade or so yet never provide any archeological or scientific evidence besides "this hill is remotely boat shaped"
The Bible is refuted by real history. They tried all this time to prove it and always failed>Ur-Monotheismus >Noah's ark>historicity of Moses>Exodus archeology >historicity of the GospelsNow even the historicity of Jesus gets refuted and christcucks scholars won't be able to deny the truth for long. You lost.
>>18722985It doesn't even have to be a natural formation to exclude the conclusion that it's the ark. It could just be earthworks, or a natural formation fortified by earthworks. Reading up on it, it looks like there really is no other evidence other than it's vaguely ark-shaped (not really lol but whatever)
Evangelicals have had literally decades to do scans of the hill to see if there's a boat inside itGuess why they refuse to do so... Maybe because the facts would debunk their retarded religion?
>>18723017>it's clearly a boat described in this book by jews it can't be anything else not even a boat described by goyim.
>>18723025Fwiw that meme makes no sense if you read the Bible God apparently went to every other nation on Earth first but they rejected him, the Jews were the last people he went to
>>18723025>muh god should be sexually attracted to le aryan girls just like me!
>>18723033>citation needed
>>18723033Based Aryans and other Gentiles rejecting the jew god and forcing the jew god to be with the jew people
>>18721137>Noah's ark was made of rockDo judeo-christians really?
>>18722646>find some naturally occuring formation that you can somehow associate with your holy book>pretend it's prove of it
>>18723025This is the pride that God Lucifer kicked from heaven and the exact reason God did not choose you white proud douchebags to be his people.
>>18723017>Ur-MonotheismusI think feminist whores who claim there was a global matriarchy in the past and believe in a monotheistic mother goddes have a better case to have a better case to be made than christian, jewish or muslim apologists.
>>18723020This is the most recent scan that prompted the turkey gov to give permission to begin the digging. It is also the exact same length described in Genesis.
Biblical historiography claims that the global flood happened 2000 bc (based on the masoretic timeline) to 4000 bc (based on the septuagint timeline). A global flood doesn't fit with anything we know about archeology. Only way it would make somehow sense if it was a reference to the flooding of the black sea and this wasn't a global flood.
The funniest thing about stuff like the flood is that if something like that happened there would be a deluge of evidence all over the globe of 99.9999999 percent of life being exterminated within a few days. The lest of which would be a vaguely boat shaped hill in turkey.
Gopher and kopher two terms that appear in the noah story in hebrew and the most likely explaination is that they are loanwords from the akkadian giparu/gupru and kupru indicating that the biblical authors copied the babylonians. Kopher appeared outside the noah story but with a slightly different meaning and gopher is only used in the noah part of the hebrew bible. Gopher perhaps also comes from the name of a roundboat in mesopotamia.
>>18723204The word kupru is also used in the flood tablet of the Epic of Gilgamesh where Utnapishtim uses it for his vessel.
Truly, religiontards outdo themselves every day with retarded threads. There is no fantasy you will not believe, no utterly stupid bullshit you won't tout as "proof" of your bronze age fables. >we found this oblong rock formation >this proves there was a worldwide flood despite there being no evidence for it anywhere>it also proves that all life on earth descended from two mating pairs of animals that fit on this boat despite that being stupid and nonsensical
>>18723172God is a beauty hating jew confirmed, most believers are sub5 chuds confirmed.>>18723175I like the explanation that it was made by pregnant women who couldn't do much and had to stay indoors so they had to resort to art to pass time. This is why these figurines have no face most of the time and the shapes are exaggerated—becsuse they're made from the point of view of the woman artist.>>18723191>>18723179Twice the the time from when the Bible claims the world was created the icebergs melt and the sea levels rose, which killed much megafauna. Even a comet struck the earth. So the Great Flood actually happened along with other catastrophes but the Bible is wrong about this as about everything else.
>>18721137The Bible says it, so it's true. Pretty sure I was like 8 when I figured that one out. Grow up.
>>18724227what
>>18721137>what are your guys' thoughts on Noah's Ark being 100% confirmed true?Cool hypothetical, but even assuming the new deep scans and drills find something "interesting" the next move isn't "STOP THE COUNT-" it's proving it isn't one of these: >>18721181 >>18722985 Your Evangelical pals could be doing a lot of work that might ultimately validate some other culture's flood myth.
>>18721137The land of gayjesus now ruled by muslims
>>18724313>Your Evangelical pals could be doing a lot of work that might ultimately validate some other culture's flood myth.Thats impossible, but rodents like you will believe in anything that isn't Jesus.
>>18722990>It's on top of the exact mountain the bible says the ark landed.The Bible doesn't name any 'exact mountain'. Ararat/Urartu was a big kingdom with plenty of mountains.
>>18724223The heart's beauty is more important than he beauty of the face. The most beautiful you are the humbler you just be.
>>18724319>but rodents like you will believe in anything that isn't Jesus.
>>18724548>I look like shit but my heart is actually good, goyUggo cope
If they dig it up and actually find the ark, atheioids will say it’s pure coincidence and that the bible just supernaturalized the historical natural global flood because they didn’t know how it really happened or something
>>18724733>he thinks there was a global flood despite it not being "documented" by nations outside of the middle east and unga bunga tribesThe Chinese, the Japanese, the Mongolians and virtually all Europeans do not have a flood myththe reason there's many flood myths from the near east is because they trace back to the same mythological storythe flood myth stories outside of that region were just primitive tribes trying to comprehend a devastating flood that killed many of their people, outside of the occasional "angry creator make water rise kill many ug's tribe" there are no similarities to the semitic traditionsthere are no flood myth stories outside of the middle east that describe a man obtaining two of every animal and spreading said animals around
>>18725012>The Chinese, the Japanese, the Mongolians and virtually all Europeans do not have a flood mythOkay but this is a lie since the Deucalion myth exists. If you want to say there is no material evidence o algo, that's your prerogative, but don't act like a sniveling jew about it.
>>18725210>oh so you think flood myths only originate from the middle east, do you?>well what about this myth from neighboring Greece, huh? did you consider that?
