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Why did god make gay birds
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>>18721194
Here's the thing, it's being called homosexual but do the swans continuously have homosexual acts with each other or do they just form same-sex pairing?
As is stated by (((Wiki))), the survival of offspring in same-sex pairing is higher so it could be the case of a couple of bros taking care of each others kids, slamming a swanpig to get some kids and then leaving her on the lake when their done.
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>>18721194
For the same reason he didn't give commandments to the brutes, they aren't rational, they are led by their instincts, they aren't subject to moral trial as humans.
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Same reason He made gay humans. To send them to hell.
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>>18721194
It's because of like, the fall or something.
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>>18721203
pairing for them is basically continuous homosexual action, yes
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>>18721194
>You have brain cancer?
>*hits joint*
>Pfft man don't even worrryyyy about it bro, it's all good vibes
>Animals get brain cancer too, it's totally natural
>Don't listen to ANYONE who says it's a disorder, especially if they believe in Jesus
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>>18721194
God I wish to be swan
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you know the actual answer but you’re acting in bad faith
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>>18721806
Seems like a waste of resources. How're you taking care of your kids if you're too busy fucking swan ass??
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>>18721837
childcare during the day, wild bro buttsex in the night
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>>18721837
They steal the nests and eggs too, it is not and could not be their own contribution. Literal parasites, just like human fags
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>>18721845
>All the woman has to do is lay eggs, then she fucks off to go be a whore with 2 more black swan males
I'm pretty sure white female swans are the parasites bro.
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>>18721845
female dogs sometimes kill and eat their own puppies morality doesn't exist in animal world
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>>18721885
OK, what does that have to do with you being a parasite that consumes other people’s children?
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>>18721887
you sound retarded are you brown?
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>>18721885
Oh great, another moral relativist. Enjoy Hell!
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>>18721194
Do the niggerfaggot swans actually butt-fuck each other, or do they just pair up and raise the swanlets?
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>>18721194
>>18721203
>>18721806
>>18721837
>>18721842

Different /an/on coming into this discussion:
Gay swans, and many other homosexual birds, typically do not engage in penetrative or anything that would be considered "homosexual sex". Gay birds, however, do seem to do anything from 1st to 3rd base: kissing, touching, petting, but nobody puts anything inside one another.
While swans DO have penises, keep in mind that a lot of birds don't have a penis and so the sexual appeal of cuddling, snuggling, etc.. Is most likely a lot more rewarding.

>>18721845
>>18721887

In this specific situation the gays are objectively better at raising children: gay swan pairings have an 80% success rate, heterosexual pairs have a 30% success rate. The females in their species are the malcontents.
How is it "parasitic" if women are the ones getting the children killed? A significant amount of little swan children at that?
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After the egg hatches, they molest it, don’t they?
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>>18722101
Yes, that's why so many of them end up gay. This is how gay swans reproduce, same way gay humans do - adopt or enter a position of authority over a straight couple's offspring and molest it.
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>>18721194
He didn't. Exclusive homosexuality only exists in humans



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