Describe this "personal relationship with Jesus" you have.
Sometimes, things happen in my life that after 10 hours letting my teleological bias go wild about it I become convinced that God wanted to tell me something specific through those things. What now, redditheists?
>>18721503I have none, him and I aren't on speaking terms and to be honest it hasn't really inconvenienced me in any particular way as I have a well paying job and am in a fairly comfortable place financially despite Christians telling me that my day of reckoning is upon me o algo, which I find odd because the most religious places on Earth are also the biggest shitholes, which suggests that I probably don't want to be friends with that guy right now anyways.
>>18721503He lets me know if I'm on the right track, usually through experiences that I can't quite account for except by spirituality. And the track usually leads to peace and growth.
>>18721552>trust the vibes, man!
>>18721557Vibes?
Have you considered that maybe you have the ghost of a tiny anime schoolgirl piloting your body, and you should cut off your dick? Trust the science.
>>18721526I was an atheist until I read this, but I must admit that I have absolutley no response. I'm going to actually read the Bible before posting anymore ignorant threads.
>>18721693and then everyone clapped
>>18721677Yes
>>18721503Jesus is like a complicated exodia yugioh summon, for example this is how I would have Jesus cast Greek Fire* Swedenborg Orthodox Jesus casts Greek Fire at the Romans* The Romans must consult the magistrate who is annoyed at the Romans and who goes searching after a scholar of Greek* Homer is a much better writer than any of these gospel writers * Those Romans ought to be like removed from power
