I think Atheists should go to Church even if they don't believe in any of it because the Church is basically a free social club anyone can join without question or judgement to make connections through, and atheism otherwise doesn't have any comparable institutions to the Church
>>18724446that's what Anglicanism, Methodism, Presbyterianism, and Lutheranism was in the 20th century you fucking retard.
>>18724448Aren't most Christian Atheists Catholic?
>>18724452>Catholic>Christian...
>>18724448Congregationalist Calvinism beats those for atheism. So said my lesbian agnostic Buddhist bishop. She is lax in communisation.
>>18724454They're still Christian even if you think they're wrong
>>18724446Modern Churches exist to give washed up whores the opportunity to prey on naive betas by pretending to be "born again" under the guise of faith.
>>18724458whatever you say, Luigi.
>>18724446No thanks, I don't socialize with idiots.
>>18724471You're going to end up socializing with nobody with an attitude like that
>>18724471anon, where do you think you are?
>>18724459I have a weird fantasy that involves hooking up with a religious qt and slowly molding her into someone less prudish and straight edge
>>18724446Yeah but the social club sucks because as part of it you have to affirm its central belief that gentiles are worthless dogs who only exist to serve jews.
This myth of church congregations being a second family just exposes LARPers who have never been to church. Everybody goes their separate ways, rushing out the door to go to McDonalds the second service ends and doesn’t even know the names of 5 members.
>>18724477Your “weird fantasy” is diabolical influence on your soul
>>18724446have you ever been to church?it's a bunch of old people and some kids forced to attend
It's not 80s boomer, young or successful people don't go to the church, only people left there are fossilized boomers, single mothers and defective retards
>>18724446you can technically do this. i've been thinking about this a lot but all religion does is just give you a higher justification for doing the things you're already expected to do in the first place: be heterosexual, get a job, have kids, obey the government, etc. but if you're in any way out of line with the dogma of the church you will 100% be ostracized until you conform to it, and having to lie about who you are all the time doesn't seem fun.
>>18724472>>18724473You must be pretty pathetic if your only hope for socialization is a church you don't even believe in.
>>18724931it's weird though. i'm not a christian but i found that talking with christian people that they're cool people as long as we dont talk about religion. but with people who completely did not grow up with any religious background whatsoever there's always one or two things i find off putting about them.
>>18724559We usually hang out for a bit after you leave.
>>18724942That says more about you than anything else.
>>18724446That's Unitarian Universalism, except that's dying too
Great idea. I'm gonna go to church and laugh my ass off at all the retarded shit I hear.
>>18724992This is why people stopped inviting you to parties bro
>>18724992This was a Reddit joke 20 years ago
>>18724446>Church is basically a free social club anyone can join without question or judgement>without question or judgementLol. Lmao
