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Post your favorite military blunders in history. I'll start with the classic:

>Decide to invade Russia
>Don't bother bringing winter clothes or enough food to last through the winter.
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>>18725020
But he invaded on the day Summer started and was back in France by Christmas that year
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>>18725020
Napoleon is such a fucking retard, I hate how he is called the greatest. To be the greatest you have to be undefeated like Alexander. Just so people know how pathetic Napoleon was, after failing to make the Russians surrender at Moscow, he started carrying a suicide pill, he was that scared. Great men wouldn't carry a suicide pill, that alone proves he is a pathetic coward.
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>>18725020
The Battle of Dunbar

The Scottish Army had gathered on a hill and fortified itself. Cromwell was to the point of almost ceding peace to Scotland until the Scottish Army rebelled and attempted to attack Cromwell which lead to most dying or being enslaved in Jamaica and Scotland being annexed into England for the next decade

Cromwell might have invaded another time and it wouldn't have stopped his Irish campaign but still it would have stopped the accension of Charles II so actually would have helped his cause
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>>18725020
Napoleon just didn't realize how big Russia was, how cold it was, or how bad its roads were.
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>>18725029
>was back in France by Christmas that year
Minus half a million soldiers.
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>>18725020
General Polk's invasion of Kentucky, the Battle of Big Black River Bridge (1863), and the Battle of Westport (1864)
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>>18725036
>greatest you have to be undefeated like Alexander
Gen. Alexander Suvorov is goated
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>>18725020
Julian 200iq keikaku to harness an unused canal to sneak attack ctesiphon only for him to find out he had no means to take the heavier fortified than expected capital and become trapped in the middle of persia without a plan B.
To make it worse the flooded canal caused a malaria outbreak due to increased mosquito population which crippled his army even further.
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>>18725020
The 2nd French Intervention in Mexico is pretty funny
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>>18725020
Battle of Flodden hill.
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>>18725281
>Lost to pregnant Spaniards queen
I guess Scotland deserve annexed by England?
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>>18725457
There weren't annexed at the time. But I can remember reading somewhere that this defeat was devasting for Scotland, the King and some of the most powerful people in the nation were killed.

It's one of the reasons why radical Protestantism took hold so easily in Scotland as there was no strong monarch to hold it back.
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>>18725471
I never said fully annexation but slow decline on Scottish militarily same way as Sweden.
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>>18725081
So just like the Germans?
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>>18725020
The Peninsular War was a bigger blunder. It was pointless and only proved Napoleon was willing to betray his allies at the slight chance
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Napoleon failed in Russia because the Russians applied the Fabian Strategy and refused to give him battle, and denied him every bit of forage on his advance to Moscow. Not because he "invaded in winter" or any such nonsense. So tired of ignoramuses who don't know anything about these wars running their mouths. Napoleon got played by superior strategy, he didn't lose half a million men because he forgot to check the fucking weather.
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>>18725648
He just wanted a relative of the French monarch on the Spanish throne to create a contiguous French dynasty along the western border of Europe. Nothing bad ever happened when a French monarch tried to put his relative on the Spanish throne before. Nope. Never. Certainly no proto world wars. He had every reason to expect the rest of Europe would accept this without a fight.
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>>18725676
It was kinda a loss-loss situation. Charles IV was a faithful ally but unpopular with the people and Ferdinand VII was popular but extremely retarded and unironically evil. Best choice was to back Ferdinand VII on his coup and bribe him instead of crowning an open freemason liberal as King of the most catholic country in Europe
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South America has at least three worthy contenders
>Paraguay random chimpout and beatdown
>secret pact between Peru and Bolivia to protect Bolivian birdshit from predatory Chileans
>Bolivia again going at it with Paraguay over a fucking mosquito marsh nobody really wanted
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>>18725775
>Bolivia again going at it with Paraguay over a fucking mosquito marsh nobody really wanted
they thought there was oil there
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>>18725036
Alexander was literally defeated by a fucking diarrhea. Guy was bitchmade.
Plus he was fighting sandpeople, it's like playing on very easy.
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>>18725775
The Paraguay one worked in the long run cause nowadays they managed to convince everyone they were the victims
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>>18725020
The Battle of Karansebes always gets a chuckle out of me.
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>>18725780
>there may be oil in them there marshes, let's fight very retardedly for it
You're not really helping their case there
If they thought there was oil, they should have gone full mobilization as the German autist insisted. Instead they half-assed the whole thing and got shown up by a neighbor that had /3 of the population and a much smaller economy. They sent high altitude Natives to fight in the hot and humid Chaco. And had no plan B for Paraguay's mighty fleet of 2 (two) riverboats. No matter which way you slice it, it looks bad.
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>>18725668
Taking St. Petersburg was theoretically smarter, but the city was heavily fortified so he didn't attempt it.
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>>18725140
>>18725029
More soldiers died going into Russia than in the retreat in winter so.....
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>>18725036
After Persia Alexander was just steamrolling weird manlet brown people who had never fought a real war before and collapsed like houses of cards. They basically celebrated his arrival.
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>>18725036
I’d say Caesar was the greatest in terms of balanced measuring, considering his conquests, peer level opponents, and long term legacy. His downfall came from treachery.
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>>18725020
If Napoleon had wintered in Smolensk would things have gone differently for the grand army or were they doomed as soon as they crossed the Neman?
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>>18725668
The Russians did give battle at Borodino before Moscow, and there was plenty of fighting in the retreat.
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>Sui dynasty being established and then immediately collapsing after a failed special military operation in Korea
>Toyotomi's special military operation in Korea
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>>18725815
Impossible consider Anglo-Russian navy present
>>18725775
It wasn't random, it's a long river dispute and there Uruguay.
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>>18726149
If only my man Hideyoshi won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAoinrFMgQ0
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>Hannibal's on the rvn, we've trvly got him now boys!
Here we go again...
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>>18726041
Neither backstabbing snake or Parthian bvll
>>18725790
Alexander never lost to poo subhuman lol
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For me it's a tie between
>Libyan tanks vs Chadian Toyota Hiluxes in
and
>Russian Baltic Fleet's comedy season 1904-1905
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>>18726993
*Hiluxes in the desert
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>>18726993
Dogger Bank be like:

Nearly WWI between Russia/Germany or France vs UK/Japan
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Decide to invade Spain and overthrow their monarchy in order to put his brother on the throne. Under estimate Spanish nationalism, pride and religious sentiments but thinking enlightened principles and reform would be enough to endear them
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The Japanese under estimating the Soviet army in Manchuria in 1939 thinking well if we beat the Russians in 1905 we can easily do it again
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The Battle of Nicopolis, what the fuck was wrong with French knights?

>no idea where I am
>no idea where I'm going
>no idea what's happening
>but I know I must charge

The amount of hubris the crusaders had in that battle is truly breathtaking.
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>>18726883
When you declare war on your three richer and more powerful neighbors at the same time, you can't really claim there was some strategic thought behind it.
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>>18727269
It worked out for them in the First Crusade.
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>>18727269
Frankish chivalry trained their entire lives to charge gloriously to their death.
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>>18725960
Sogdians put up a decent fight
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>>18727269
Or the Polish at Varna trying to larp Alexander at Gaugamela
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>>18727322
Economic sea access is a must-have from the Paraguayan point of view.
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>>18727377
There are ways to get sea access. Paraguay chose the most retarded one.
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>>18726993
>>Russian Baltic Fleet's comedy season 1904-1905
Do you have the greentext? Some hilarious autist wrote a long one and used to post it here
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>>18727269
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FGNds1F0ee4&pp=ygUXUm9tZSBtYXJrIGFudG9ueSBjaGFyZ2XSBwkJNQwBhyohjO8%3D
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>>18725020
Chinese getting into a war with non-Chinese. Literally every conflict.
Tho they make exciting fantasy adventure where the Chinese fighting other Chinese were all animu super-heroes 7' tall who could kill fiddy men at once.
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>>18727391
China repeatedly conquered and raped Mongolia before the Mongol empire existed.

Qin and Han dynasty China conquered Inner Mongolia, Qin general Meng Tian ethnically cleansed Xiongnu from the Ordos loop in Inner Mongolia.

Han dynasty general Dou Xian destroyed the Northern xiongnu in Outer Mongolia, inscribing the Yanran inscriptions, driving the Xiongnu to Europe where they became Huns who raped your ancestors

Tang dynasty conquered Turkic Khaganate in Outer Mongolia.

The Orkhon inscriptions in Turkic in Outer Mongolia literally say the Chinese made the Turks into their slaves. The Turks moved to Anatolia to rape your ancestors

China ruled Vietnam for 1,000 years and ruled Lelang commandery in Korea for 400 years.

The Dutch spent years fighting against Aboriginals in Taiwan, the reason the Dutch were in Taiwan was because China violently expelled the Dutch from the Pescadores (Penghu in 1624)

Chinese then defeated and crushed the Dutch in Taiwan in 1662, mass crucifying Dutch prisoners and taking Dutch women as concubines.

Tang dynasty China conquered Outer Mongolia and ruled it as Protectorate general to Pacify the north, after conquering the Eastern Turkic Khaganate in 630

Tang dynasty China also ruled "Manchuria" as a protectorate

Ming dynasty China conquered and ruled Manchuria as the Nurgan regional military commission and as the Jianzhou Jurchen guard.

Ming dynasty had Jurchen (Manchu) eunuch slaves like Yishiha and sliced Jurchen chief Wang Gao to death (Nurhaci's relative)

Nurhaci founded the Later Jin (Qing) after the Ming dynasty massacred Nurhaci's father and grandfather in one of its regular punitive expeditions in "Manchuria".
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>>18727391
>>18727465
The Mongols conquered and raped all the way to Romania and Baghdad and Mongol dynasties ruled in Crimea in Europe and Iraq centuries longer than China, the Ilkhanate and Jalayarids and Crimean Khanate.

Han Chinese conquered and ruled and raped Mongolia CENTURIES before the Mongol empire, the Tang dynasty conquered all of Mongolia in 630 when it defeated the Eastern Turkic Khaganate and Han dynasty conquered the Xiongnu and the Qin dynasty conquered the Xiongnu in the ordos loop of Inner Mongolia under Meng Tian.

Han Chinese also conquered and ruled Manchus for 200 years during the Ming dynasty as the Nurgan regional military commision and Jianzhou jurchen guard.
>Europeans

Europeans never conquered and ruled china. China defeated the Dutch and Portuguese in every single battle while the Dutch and Portuguese raped and colonized half of the other coastal Asian countries.
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>>18727391
>>18727465
China defeated the Portuguese and Dutch East India company in every single naval battle.


Battle of Tamão (Tunmen) 1521
Battle of Veniaga (Shancaowan) 1522

Battle of Liaoluo Bay (1633)


At fukuda bay in 1565, outnumbered Portuguese and a few Chinese merchants blasted numerically superior Japanese samurai to hell and curbstomped them.

In the 1610 Nossa Senhora da Graça incident outnumbered Portuguese and black slaves blasted hundreds of numerically superior Japanese samurai to hell.

at the battle of Noryang point in 1598,numerically superior Japanese were slaughtered by Chinese ships.

Meanwhile Ming Chinese naval forces defeated the Portuguese in their first battles (battle of Tunmen/Tamao in 1521, battle of Shancaowan/Veniaga in 1522) and captured Portuguese muskets and breach loading cannon and were able to duplicate the weapons themselves unlike the dumbass Japanese black smith.

Ming China defeated the Dutch East India Company in multiple battles including in Fujian in 1622, Pescadores/Penghu in 1624, Liaoluo bay in 1633, Taiwan at Fort Provintia and Fort Zeelandia in 1661-1662.

Japan begged the Dutch East India Company to provide them with naval rides

Japan gave Dutch East India Company and Chinese merchants, Japanese girls as concubines and prostitutes, in exchange for Dutch technology like how to build air guns.

After the Meiji restoration, pro-Jewish Anglo Saxons (who had prime Ministers like Jew Benjamin Disraeli) build Meiji Japan's naval fleet and helped them form their military in the Archibald Douglass Mission, in the Sempill mission, Lord sempill and british helped build aircraft carriers and aircraft for the Japanese and taught them how to conduct aerial and naval warfare.

Jewish bankers like Schiff funded the Japanese military in the russo Japanese war when Japan's finances were in total collapse.
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>>18727468
Japan lost every war with China before the 19th century Meiji restoration where Japan funded its British built navy with Jewish loans and selling Japanese teenage girls as prostitutes (karayuki-san) to foreign men including Chinese men.

>>18727391
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>>18726149
>>18726887
Han dynasty China conquered Gojoseon in Korea and ruled it as the four commanderies for centuries including Lelang Commandery

Gojoseon was already ruled by Han Chinese Wei Man (Wi Man).

Xin dynasty China killed the Goguryeo King

Cao Wei dynasty China crushed Goguryeo and sacked its capital Hwando

Murong Xianbei raped Koreans in Buyeo and Buyeo had to beg Western Jin dynasty China to free Buyeo slaves from Murong

Murong Xianbei in Former Yan again raped Goguryeo and sacked it's capital and took its people and Queen mother as sex slaves.

Sui dynasty lost just one war and then Gookrea claims they are a military superpower after getting raped for centuries
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>>18725140
>>18725020
Fucking retard boomers with your "muh winter" myth.
The overwhelming majority of Napoleons army died during the summer months. This is fucking common knowledge (not among boomers like you tho).

This fucking board.
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>>18727198
Russians actually smashed the Japanese on land in the Russo Japanese War, Japanese outnumbered Russians but lost more dead

https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/18717418/#q18717418

Japan won the naval part of the war with its British built fleet funded by Japanese prostitutes (karayuki-san)

Daughters of Japanese officers killed by the Russians prostituted themselves to Chinese men.
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>breathes in
JAPANESE GRANDFATHER
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>>18726145
Everyone knows that Borodino was the exception to Russia's rule
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>>18727477
Japanese school girls whose fathers were officers killed in Japanese human wave attacks in Russo-Japanese war at Nanshan and Siege of Port Arthur, became prostitutes for Chinese men in Japan

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=os0kDQAAQBAJ&pg=PA82
https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=RLViDwAAQBAJ&pg=PA86


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-34774630
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enjo_k%C5%8Dsai

https://cambridge.org/core/books/abs/japans-imperial-underworlds/treaty-ports-and-traffickers/D25A5A505B725271E94FCD358B0C8AD4
https://cambridge.org/core/books/abs/japans-imperial-underworlds/embodying-the-borderland-in-the-taiwan-strait/45567A01B5F520DBC7C72A1C52D29FDD
https://eastasianhistory.org/39/vos-foibles
https://dokumen.pub/selling-women-prostitution-markets-and-the-household-in-early-modern-japan-9780520952386.html

Russians used muzzle loading black powder antique Chinese cannon to massacre numerically superior Japanese at Nanshan
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/56038/56038-h/56038-h.htm
>But there is no stop. This is not reconnoisance; it is battle. The skirmishers deployed and well up, now the main line advances. Out from the trees on a dog-trot springs a battalion. It is going to try that griddle of death. The men dash valiantly on, agile fellows, intense as[76] fanatics. Now the hundred field cannon come into play. Most are Chinese of ancient date, some are modern, rim-firing. Smoke fills the plain. It is difficult to see. The torrent of lead is on. Snatched through the noise of firing you can hear great cries; they grow spasmodic, then cease. The firing slows. Soon only the automatic pops are heard. The smoke drifts off. The foremost man is there on the wire, gutted. He hangs, a frightful mass, limp on the barbs. Here and there a poor fellow is crawling, as you have seen some worm trodden on vainly seek its hole. Not a man of the battalion has survived. A thousand brave, faithful soldiers are gone. So this is civilized warfare!
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>>18727477
>>18727576
>>18727666
Chinese leader Sun Yatsen had 2 Japanese teenage girl concubines in Japan during the Russo-Japanese war, Kaoru Otsuki and Haru Asada

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaoru_Otsuki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haru_Asada

Russians used antique black powder muzzle loading Chinese cannon at Jinzhou in the battle of Nanshan to slaughter Japanese human waves
.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Nanshan#The_battle
>On 24 May 1904, during a heavy thunderstorm, the Japanese Fourth Division under the command of Lieutenant General Ogawa Mataji attacked the walled town of Chinchou (modern-day Jinzhou District 金州), just north of Nanzan hill. Despite being defended by no more than 400 men with antiquated artillery, the Fourth Division failed on two attempts to breach its gates. Two battalions from the First Division attacked independently at 05:30 on 25 May 1904, finally breaching the defenses and taking the town.[4]
>With his flank thus secure, General Oku could then commence the main assault on the entrenched Russian forces on Nanshan Hill. The assault was postponed a day due to the weather. On 26 May 1904, Oku began with prolonged artillery barrage from Japanese gunboats offshore, followed by infantry assaults by all three of his divisions. The Russians, with mines, Maxim machine guns and barbed wire obstacles, inflicted heavy losses on the Japanese during repeated assaults. By 18:00, after nine attempts, the Japanese had failed to overrun the firmly entrenched Russian positions. Oku had committed all of his reserves, and both sides had used up most of their artillery ammunition.[4]

https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=RLViDwAAQBAJ&pg=PA75#v=onepage&q&f=false
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>>18727535
It's hilarious how Japanese speaking in Japanese openly boast about killing, defeating and raping whites and say that whites deserve Pakistani and Nafri rape gangs impregnating their girls, like these:

https://x.com/tokumeikibo123/status/2107161018132840506

https://x.com/chihaya0425/status/1997852414079340671

https://x.com/SamuraiShibaJP/status/2099826311615381559

https://x.com/BattleShipAkagi/status/2097690197660160070

While whites descended from mass rape by Soviet Mongols, Moors, Turks and Attila the Hun defend Japan for free.

Japanese even gave raped and tortured Nazi Germans, Italians and Spanish in the Manila massacre while refusing to rape and massacre Jews.
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>>18727477
>>18727576
>>18727683
Okay Moor rapebaby.

The Japanese (rightfully) raped and tortured their own German allies in the German club in the 1945 Manila massacre besides massacring Spanish at the Spanish consulate and raping German, Italian and Spanish women at the Bayview hotel

Japanese spies literally told Blacks in NOI to rape and slaughter white Americans kek.
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>>18727686
>>18727683
How many chinese women got raped by japs in ww2 again or are you going to cope and pretend it doesn't count as long as there's not rapes in some (untouched) provinces lol
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>>18727477
>>18727576
>>18727666
>>18727686

https://www.dw.com/en/troops-fathered-400000-children-in-post-war-germany/a-18237282

The study to be published next Monday in a German-language book whose title translates as "Bastards, the children of occupation in Germany after 1945" found that at least 300,000 children were fathered by occupying Soviet Red Army soldiers.

Rapes perpetrated on German women occurred in all four zones, including forced sex by members of French and US units.

https://www.dw.com/en/children-of-occupation-troops-seek-long-lost-fathers/a-16270872

Historians say 400,000 children fathered by Soviet and Western occupation troops in once divided Germany and Austria just after World War II need help in tracing their roots. The number is higher than initially assumed.

Researchers had previously assumed that there were 68,000 such children in what was once occupied West Germany - before German unification in 1990 - and 8,000 in Austria.
A bazooka squad of US Military Police man a rooftop position on Oct. 29 1961, near the Friedrich Strasse border in Berlin. Photo: APA bazooka squad of US Military Police man a rooftop position on Oct. 29 1961, near the Friedrich Strasse border in Berlin. Photo: AP
Troops of many nations served in Germany after WWIIImage: AP

Satjukow said the current estimate was 100,000 for former West Germany, 300,000 in former East Germany, and 40,000 in Austria.

Deathbed disclosures

She said those affected, now aged between 60 and 70 years old, were often uninformed until the mother, on her deathbed, disclosed the father's identity, or when the child learned of his or her origins later by reading the mother's will and documents left behind.
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>>18725036
>Bonaparte
People just like the idea of a united Europe.
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>>18727688
The Soviets gang raped 2 million of your women while Moroccan Goumiers mass gang raped west Germany and Austria

That was just within the spam of 2 years

Meanwhile Japanese school girls imside Japan worked as child prostitutes for Chinese men for decades in the Meiji period with over 100,000 Chinese male students studying in Japan kek, in addition to Chinese merchants in Yokohama who all kept Japanese maids and concubines

Sun Yatsen literally abandoned his pregnant Japanese teenage concubine in Japan

Soviets weren't your maids and concubines while they raped you to the ground.
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>>18727697
Please answer the question on the number of chinese women raped in WW2
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>>18727477
>>18727576
>>18727666
>>18727689
>>18727697

Moroccan grandfathers

https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/64460757/#q64471522

>>>/k/64471522


>Germany, 1945
>The 1st, 2nd, and 4th Groups of Moroccan Tabors fought in the final operations to overrun southwestern Germany in 1945.[23] The 1st Group fought through the Siegfried Line in the Bienwald from 20 to 25 March 1945. In April 1945, the 1st and 4th Groups took part in the fighting to seize Pforzheim. During the last weeks of the war, the 2nd Group fought in the Black Forest and pushed southeast to Germany's Austrian border. During the same period, the 1st and 4th Groups advanced with other French forces on Stuttgart and Tübingen.

>The 3rd (3e Tabor Marocain) occupied an area between Stuttgart and Tübingen from about April 20, 1945. When they got to Waldenbuch, they entered every house and raped and plundered. Some women were badly injured. Pastor Pfäfflin managed to get them to the Hospital in Tübingen. The pastor wrote a protest note to the International Red Cross. After the total surrender of Germany on 8 May 1945, a military government was established in Stuttgart.


>Moroccan soldiers also fucked German women in west Germany and Austria and left children behind called marokkanerkinder.

>https://www.vr-elibrary.de/doi/10.7767/9783205793953-015

>https://www.vorarlbergmuseum.at/veranstaltungen/kalender/detail/die-tabu-kinder-marokkanerkinder-in-vorarlberg/
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>>18727701
Over 500,000 Japanese women and girls were gang raped by Chinese civilians and Soviet troops in August 1945 in Manchukuo (1 million Japanese civilians were settled there, half of them women).

A Japanese soldier said that Japanese females of all ages were raped fron 12 to 70 by Soviets and Chinese mobs

The Soviet army also gang raped Japanese civilians in South Sakhalun and North Korea as well

Enjoy the Nafri rapists (the Japanese support the Nafri rapists in your country too kek

https://x.com/tokumeikibo123/status/2107161018132840506

Your Filipino, South Korean (Imjin war rapes) allies were entirely occupied and raped by Japan
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>>18727535
https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/11581012/#q11581012

https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/5545692/#q5545692

Soviet Mongoloid Central Asian and Buryat Mongol Soviet Red Army soldiers then gang raped and impregnated millions of white women in 1945.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2002-09-24-0209240344-story.html

>On the day the Red Army arrived in central Berlin in April 1945, Magda Wieland took shelter in the cellar of her apartment house. The first Soviet soldier to find her was a 16-year-old Central Asian who raped her.

Reminder that Soviet Buryat Mongols systematically mass raped 2 million of your women and girls in Germany and Austria while butchering your men like pigs.

Black American and and Moroccan Goumiers then did the same in west Germany and Austria.

Like the Ottomans did in Austria and like the Mongol Golden Horde and Huns and Avars to Germanics and the Moors in Al-Andalus to the Visigoths and Carthaginians before the Goumiers

While entire Han Chinese provinces were never occupied by Japan.

While Han Chinese men impregnated Japanese women in Tokyo in 1940 like Sadaharu Oh's father

While men from Nanjing did sex tourism in Japan in the early 18th century and impregnated Japanese girls.

/k/ which is moderated by NAFO troons Soviet rapebabies trying to vicariously live out their revenge
Russian empire and their Kalmyk Oirat Mongol and Bashkir Turkic troops raped Germany when pursuing Napoleon back to Paris after 1812

Soviet army and it's Buryat Mongol and Central Asian Turkic troops raped Germany and raped 12 year old Japanese girl settlers who squealed like pigs

The Mongol Golden Horde sacked and raped Transylvania before mass raping up to eastern Austria

Crimean Khanate did the same to Austria with Ottomans for centuries

You call Russians like Denis as Mongol rapebabies to cope with the fact that your 23andme is an alphabet soup mystery meat mix of every Turco-Mongol and Moor ethnicity on earth
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>>18727710
Chinese kept Japanese girls as wives called zanryu fujin after 1945 after killing their fathers when massacring and raping Japanese settlers in Manchukuo.

China is the only country in WW2 to keep enemy women as war booty
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>>18727477
>>18727535
>>18727701
>>18248265

>>18248298

Japanese official documents on Chinese sex tourists from Nanjing (Nanking) in the 1600s and 1700s pumping and dumping Japanese teenage girls after getting them pregnant


>As a matter of fact many Chinese seem to have worried about the education and future of such children. Huang Chê-ch’ing,12 a captain from Nanking, had a liaison with Yakumo,13 a girl from the Iwataya, and fathered a boy Kimpachi,14 his only child. In 1723, when he was 71, he returned to Nagasaki to meet his son. He then brought goods with him sufficient to take care of his son for the rest of his life and asked the Chief Administrator’s Office for a special permit to barter them.[55]

This was centuries before World War II

Chinese men from Fuqing, Fuzhou in Fujian province were grooming and importing Japanese women from Japan to Fujian, China in the 1920s, just a few years before Japan attacked China and set up Manchukuo.

https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/17164434/#q17164434

Han men did sex tourism in Japan for centuries during Sengoku Jidao, Edo period and Meiji restoration and fathered bastard children

Like Sun Yatsen, Cong Liangbi, Su Manshu's father, Sadaharu Oh's father.

Sadaharu Oh was born in Japan to a Japanese mother and Han Chinese father in Japan in 1940 in the middle of WW2.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadaharu_Oh
Japan never occupied entire provinces of China like Qinghai, Ningxia, Gansu, Shaanxi and Sichuan, west Guangxi, west Hunan, west Hubei, west Henan, most of Fujian, most of Yunnan, most of Guizhou, southwest Zhejiang, southeast Jiangxi, a big part of Anhui.
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>Be Hugh O'Neill
>leader of a great alliance of gaelic Irish leaders against England
>successfully modernise Gaelic armies to not only catch up to but surpass English equivalents
>defeat England in multiple pitched battles
>entire English administration on the brink of collapse in Ireland
>on the brink of entering a timeline where a unified Irish state successfully repels England's attempts to colonise it

>Spain has sent an Army to help you, but most failed to arrive; those who make it have landed in Kinsale in the far south
>The last remnants of England's army besiege their position, but are losing men to attrition faster than they can replenish them
>lead a famous march across the entire island to aid your Spanish allies
>destroying the encamped English army will spell total ruin for England's ambitions in Ireland
>arrive on time

>plan is: a joint attack at night between O'Neill's forces and the forces of his allies, Hugh O'Donnell-at which stage the Spanish troops would join the fight, surrounding the English forces
>morale in English camp horrifically low
>all signs point to impending doom

>A detachment of English troops approach a hill to observe the Irish position
>O'Neill spots a lot of cavalry, and decides the best bet is to retire behind a boggy area as this has fucked the English cavalry before
>But he moves too far back, and the English gain the initiative; they attack, pushing them even further back than intended
>The English now have a route to attack them without going through the bog
>O'Donnell doesn't get involved
>Spanish are helpless to aid them
>O'Neill forced to take the brunt of the attack and eventually his men rout
>They then must make a gruelling march back north in the dead of winter
>Campaign falls apart
>Gaelic Ireland dies
>Centuries of English rule begin in earnest

O'Neill was based but by fuck was this the biggest military blunder in the history of Ireland.
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>>18727808
By the time the Spanish finally landed at Kinsale, the war was already as good as lost.The English fielded 18,000 troops, an enormous army by the standards of the time and had heavy cavalry vs pony mounted irish. And most of his army were scottish mercinaries who bankrupted him.
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>>18727849
Not at all the case. By Mountjoy's own admission, a defeat at Kinsale seemed incredibly likely and the swell in numbers of English troops had mostly become about sustaining their seemingly endless losses to disease and desertion. Had the Spanish not landed the war likely would have been decided in Ulster earlier on, but the situation at Kinsale genuinely could have gone either way.

An Irish victory at Kinsale would have been beyond disastrous for the English side.
>most of his army were scottish mercinaries who bankrupted him.
Not true, they made up a significant portion of it particularly early on but the Redshank factor was lessened as Gaelic troops began to adopt limited pike and shot strategies.

But again, Kinsale was categorically a blunder and to this day every historian I've come across has been perplexed by both O'Neill and O'Donnell's moves that day. Most refer to Cromwell's landing as the biggest military miracle in the history of England conquering Ireland but in my view its easily Kinsale.
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>>18725036
Alexander has Aura to the extreme. But his undefeated streak is overrated.
His Father gave him a turbo-charged army that if dropped into the high middle ages still would have won field battles against armies of equal size despite a 1500 year tech advantage.
He faced off against the coalition of the brown, obviously he's going to stomp them.
He was heroic, courageous, absolutely a good tactician and strategist, deserving of "The Great" maybe the only one deserving of "The Great", but to say its because hes undefeated is an overstatement.
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>>18725020
Timmys getting btfo at islawanda and italo ethiopian war
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>>18727919
Haha those timmys probably thought they wuz da master race
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>>18727919
>Italian
>Timmy is English name
ESL brownoid hand:
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>>18725143
for me is Battle of Piedmont and Battle of Pea Ridge or Battle of Baton Rouge
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>>18725020
When germoids thought they could fight anglo-slavo-judaic heros
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>>18728477
That Napoleonic France, retards
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That time when when the Norks caught the Americans with their pants down and reunified Korea. Oh, wait...
That other time, when the Americans defeated the Norks and reunified Korea, and not a single Chinese assisted the Norks. Oh, wait..
And finally, that time when the Chinese, through sheer willpower and massive human assaults, managed to push back the Americans and reunified Korea. Oh, wait...
Korean War it's so funny man
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>>18725020
China has got a lot to choose from.
>that time when their entire army got routed by ex-slave Shi Le which roundhouse kicked their civilisation into a dark age
>that time when they got cocky with Korea and got utterly btfo and imploded
>that time when they imploded again courtesy of a Turk
>that time when they got schooled and dominated by horseback hillbillies, oh wait that's half of their history
>that time when they were forced by their nomadic overlords to signal their racial inferiority with a ponytail
>that time when they got their shit pushed in so hard by the white man, the entire country got hooked on drugs, their palace got ransacked and burned, their "Boxer movement" failed to assault even a tiny quarter full of diplomats, and they remember those times as the "Century of Humiliation" which means it was too pathetic even for Chinese standards
>that time when they killed millions of their own by blowing up river dams, hoping to stop the Japanese army, which achieved absolutely nothing but lots of Chinese corpses
>that time when they inflicted the largest famine in human history on themselves because their God-Emperor had told them to kill sparrows and melt all their farm equipment into pig iron, right after worshipping mangoes like gods and literally killing people over not worshipping mangoes enough
If you think about it, the Chinese are the most humiliated nation on Earth, slaves to everyone, masters of nobody.
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>>18728707
>that time when their entire army got routed by ex-slave Shi Le which roundhouse kicked their civilisation into a dark age

So the barbarian dynasties weren't badass invaders, but in fact slave rebels who were whipped and raped by their Han masters before revolting (by joining Han rebels Ji Sang and Wang Mi)?

By the way the Han Ran Min genocided Shi Le's entire Jie ethnicity killing 250,000 and tossing their babies on spears, killing all big nosed Jie

Shi Le's family was massacred
>that time when they imploded again courtesy of a Turk
An Lushan's father wasn't a Turk, he was Sogdian and An Lushan was brutally hacked to death by his own Khitan eunuch

An Lushan's son was killed by his friend Shi Siming

An Lushan's own Sodgdian and Gokturk people under Ashina Chengqing were massacred by Khitan and Xi rebels in his army led by Gao Juren in Fanyang (Beijing)

Sogdian and Gokturks babies were tossed on spears as Gao Juren ordered everyone with big nosestk be killed

An Lushan also lost the war and his family and people were massacred

Southern China and Gansu were also completely safe from Shi Le and An Lushan

Bothe were defeated by Han and massacred

>that time when they got schooled and dominated by horseback hillbillies

Qin dynasty under Meng Tian crushed the Xiongnu in Ordos and Han dynasty under Dou Xian crushed the northern Xiongnu in outer Mongolia and the Xiongnu fled to Euroepe to become the Huns and rape you

Tang dynasty China conquered the Eastern Turkic Khaganate in Mongolia as Protectorate General to Pacify the North

>that time when they were forced by their nomadic overlords to signal their racial inferiority with a ponytail

Manchus were sedentary farmers and they themselves wore that hairstyle you retarded rapebaby

The Manchu prince Dorgon even mentioned that in his decree, saying since all Manchu men wore their hair like that including the Emperor, all other Qing subjects should wear the same hair
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>>18728707
>>18728723
>>18728707
If it was a marker of racial inferiority then all Manchu men were humiliating themselves

Ming China ruled Manchus for over 200 years before the Qing dynasty

Manchuria was part of the Ming as part of the Nurgan regional military commission in the Yongle emperor's reign

Manchu eunuch Yishiha was castrated by the Ming and he served the Ming dynasty in expeditions against his fellow Manchus in Nurgan erecting the Yongning temple stele.

The ancestors of the Qing Aisin Gioro royals family was Mentemu, who submitted to the Ming in Nurgan and was an official appointed by the Ming

The Chenghua emperor did the Chenghua Liting 成化犁庭 (Chenghua ploughing campaign) in 1467, massacring and enslaving Manchus

The Ming dynasty executed Manchu leader Nurhaci's maternal grandfather Wang Gao by slow slicing when Wang Gao tried to take Fushun

Ming dynasty also executed Nurhaci's father Taksi and paternal grandfather Giocangga

The Qing founder Nurhaci had to give his own granddaughter to Ming officer Li Yongfang to surrender Fushun to him in 1618

The Qing continued to give Manchu Aisin Gioro princesses to Ming officers who defected to them like Wu Sangui's son, Geng Juzhong and other officers

Han banner general Sun Sike was married to a Mongol-Manchu princess and his son Sun Chengyun married a Manchu Aisin Gioro princess, daughter of the Kangxi emperor

Manchus raped Koreans on 1636 and conquered and raped Uyghurs in 1758. Manchus raped Korean girls and Uyghur girls

>that time when they got their shit pushed in so hard by the white man, the entire country got hooked on drugs, their palace got ransacked and burned, their "Boxer movement" failed to assault even a tiny quarter full of diplomats,

Meiji Japan mass prostituted Japanese girls (karayuki-san) to China at this time

There were lotetally Japanese prostitutes in Shanghai servicing Chinese men during the Boxer rebellion

the entire world except China was subjugated by colonialists
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>>18728707
>>18728730
Southeast Asia were subjugated by western colonists and Middle East was subjugated by Ottomans, while interior Chinese provinces like Shaanxi, Sichuan remained free from western colonialists and Japanese.

The Boxers weren't even besieging the legations, the Qing army drove them out of Beijing before the siege

It was Qing Manchu bannermen under Ronglu, Prince Qing & Prince Duan besieging the legations.

Ronglu & Prince Qing were against the war and deliberately ordered their soldiers to not storm the legations and instead aim their artillery high and miss

the westerners inside the legations even confirmed Qing forces were aiming their artillery high, using firecrackers and that Qing Dowager Empress Cixi even sent food to the legations

It was only at the end that Prince Duan ordered his soldiers to press the siege

Also, Muslim soldiers in the Gansu army under General Dong Fuxiang slaughtered the Japanese diplomat Sugiyama Akira and lynched westerners to death.

The majority of Qing deaths in the Opium wars and Boxer rebellion were Manchus and Mongol bannermen

Majority of Han civilians were unaffected by the war and lived outside the occupied warzones

Entire Manchu banner quarters were wiped out in Zhapu and Zhenjiang in the Opium war and Beijing was Manchu and Mongol banner majority when it was sacked in 1900, not Han.

Han troops in the Qing army defeated the French on land in Taiwan at Tamsui and Keeling and in Vietnam at Bacle and Zhennan pass (Bang Bo) in the Sino-French war.

France was forced to drop its demand to China for an indemnity over the Bacle ambush and demand to annex the Pescadores, and only annex Vietnam.

>that time when they killed millions of their own by blowing up river dams, hoping to stop the Japanese army, which achieved absolutely nothing but lots of Chinese corpses

The highest estimate for the death toll of the flood from all causes was 800,000-900,000, not a single estimate says millions died
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>>18728707
>>18728753
>that time when they killed millions of their own by blowing up river dams, hoping to stop the Japanese army, which achieved absolutely nothing but lots of Chinese corpses


The highest estimate for the death toll of the flood from all causes was 800,000-900,000, not a single estimate says millions died

That estimate also includes post-flood deaths from famine and disease from 1938-1943

the actual number of Chinese civilians drowned in the flood was minimal

The flood also completely stopped Japan's planned invasion of Shaanxi and Sichuan provinces in Operation 5, Japan never occupied a single inch of those provinces despite planning to

The flood turned entire roads to mud and crushed entire railways in Henan, Anhui and Jiangsu

Japan was unable to use those roads for tanks and trucks carrying supplies and soldiers, unable to use the railways to transport soldiers, ammunition and food

The flood, besides permanently stopping Japan's planned invasion of Shaanxi and Sichuan, also halted Japan's attack against Wuhan for five months, giving Chinese more time to evacuated factories, civilians and reinforce the city to inflict mass casualties on the Japanese when they arrived to attack.
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>>18728598

Chinese never used human wave attacks against whites, while Japanese literally used human waves against outnumbered white Russians at Port Arthur and Nanshan in 1905 and the Japanese got slaughtered. Japan lost more dead but they kept throwing their mem at Russian machine guns until the Russians ran out of bullets.

Short attacks (in Korean war) are not the same as throwing human waves

https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/12324165/#q12325247
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>>18728707
meanwhile if your white or Middle eastern, you're the who has been under Turkish rape or rule for centuries kek

Ottoman Turks enslaved millions in the Barbary slave raids and Crimean slave raids

The Xiongnu who fled Mongolia after Han China defeated them became Huns and raped your ancestors
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I dunno chinkspammer, all the asian prostitutes here speak mandarin
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>>18728772

Korean prostitution ring with all Korean women broken up by ICE in the US

https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/accused-korean-madam-captured-ice-returned-korea


Korean prostitutes are in Australia, New Zealand, United States of America, Malaysia, Taiwan, China, Guam, servicing non-Korean men

>>>/news/1440406

https://archived.moe/news/thread/1440387#p1440406

Japanese sources themselves say Asia and America were filled with Japanese prostitutes in the 19th-20th centuries

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20201230/p2a/00m/0na/016000c

https://uwapress.uw.edu/book/9780295743639/japanese-prostitutes-in-the-north-american-west-1887-1920#.X7fzTDaPIfU.twitter

Japanese men made films about their own wome being whores in every western colony servicing Chinese men and Indian men.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karayuki-san,_the_Making_of_a_Prostitute

https://napost.com/2018/karayuki-san-in-the-west/

https://meijiat150.arts.ubc.ca/episode-61-dr-kazuhiro-oharazeki-setsunan/

>>18248265

https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/18248265/#q18248265
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>>18728772
>>18728777
Korean women and Vietnamese women both work as prostitutes in massage parlours abroad right now

Japanese girls dominated prostitution in the west among Asians in the 19th-20th centuries

Also ethnic Korean citizens of China also work in prostitution abroad.
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>>18728707
>that time when they got cocky with Korea and got utterly btfo and imploded

Also as I mentioned earlier, China repeatedly raped Korea before and after that

Gojoseon in Korea was ruled by Han Chinese king Wei Man (Wi Man)

Han dynasty China then conquered Gojoseon and ruled Koreans in the Four commandaries of Han, like Lelang commandery in Pyongyang

Xin dynasty China executed the king of Goguryeo

Cao Wei dynasty China raped Goguryeo and sacked its capital Hwando

Murong Xianbei raped the Korean kingdom of Buyeo and enslaved its people, and Buyeo begged Western Jin dynasty of China to save them from the Murong Xianbei

Former Yan Murong Xianbei sacked and raped Goguryeo's capital Hwando again and took its population as slaves including the Queen mother of Goguryeo who was fucked by Murong Xianbei

Sui dynasty lost just one war against Goguryeo while Han China repeatedly fucked and raped them before.

Tang dynasty then destroyed Goguryeo

then Goguryeo general Gao Juren, ordered Khitan and Xi to slaughtered Sogdians and Gokturks (An Lushan's people) in Fanyang, Beijing when fighting Ashina Chengqing

An Lushan is the one that got BTFO by Goguryeo,

Han Chinese Red Turban rebels devastated Korea and sacked Korean cities in multiple invasions of Korea

Manchus raped Koreans in 1627 and 1636

Japanese mass raped Koreans in the Imjin war in 1592-1598 and Koreans begged Ming China to save them from Japan.

Ming Chinese ships fought at Noryang against Japan in the Imjin war.

A Tang Chinese fleet crushed Japan at Baekgang.

Japanese outnumbered Chinese in both battles.
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>>18728707
>>18728723
Manchu Khan Nurhaci also told Khalkha Mongols, that Manchus were sedentary farmers who ate grain, and their culture was entirely different from Mongol nomads who ate meat.

Jurchens (Manchus) were also raped by Khitan nomads during the Liao dynasty, Khitan demanded all virgin Jurchen girls to sleep with.
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>>18728598
You triggered melty hanoids again
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>>18728761
I didn't say human waves. I said massive human assaults. There's a subtle difference

>Japanese literally used human waves against outnumbered white Russians at Port Arthur
I know. I've seen the film. Pure, utter kino. A very overlooked masterpiece
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>>18725668
>Not because he "invaded in winter" or any such nonsense
I never said that, I said he didn't have enough food to last through the winter, which is why he was forced to abandon Moscow in the first place.
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>>18725668
>>18725816
>>18727476
Read The Diary of a Napoleonic Foot Soldier, by Jakob Walter.
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>>18725020
>be sweden
>lose to russia
>decide to grab norway instead
>siege ONE (1) fortress right at the boder
>"my king, you should really NOT look outside the trench now"
>look outside the trench
>die
>lose and let soldiers take your body back home
>pay a french dude to paint this event
>a russian buys the painting
>be so butthurt to pay the frenchmen to make ANOTHER painting and hang it in sweden.
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>>18728903
>>18728761
Japanese won the war
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>chinks BTFO by Koreans at Salsu
>chinks BTFO by Koreans at Maeso
>chinks BTFO by Koreans at Gibeolpo
>chinks BTFO by Koreans at Gwiju
>chinks BTFO by Koreans at Cheonsusa Temple
>chinks BTFO by Koreans at Gando
>chinks BTFO by Koreans at Imjin river
>chinks BTFO by Koreans at Baekmagoji
Take your pick
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>>18727919
Timurids did not fight at those battles
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>>18725479
And the Swedes
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>>18729169
How does it compare to Stendhal
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>>18729533

We've been over this gook >>18727474 >>18728787


All the battles you listed are from a single war

Meanwhile:

Han Chinese raped Gojoseon in the Han invasion of Gojoseon

Han Chinese raped Goguryeo in Xin dynasty invasion of Goguryeo and killed its king.

Han Chinese raped Goguryeo in Cao Wei's invasion of Goguryeo and sacked its capital Hwando

Murong Xianbei raped Buyeo

Murong Xianbei Former Yan raped Goguryeo and sacked it's capital again

Han Chinese Red Turbans raped Goryeo and sacked its cities like Kaesong and slaughtered Koreans and were only repulsed with great difficulty

Japanese raped Koreans in Imjin war and Joseon had to beg Ming China to drive Japan out

Manchus raped Koreans again in 1627 and 1636
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>>18729533
>>18727474
>>18728787

Goguryeo was literally raped by China in every single war before the Sui dynasty but gookreans have been running a a psyop to convince people Goguryeo was some undefeated superpower.

Goguryeo's capital was repeatedly sacked by Han Chinese and Murong Xianbei.

Murong Xianbei took the women in the Goguryeo capital as sex slaves including princesses and the queen mother
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>>18729415
Japan was saved from financial collapse by Jewish banker Jacob Schiff who hated Russia over the Kishniev pogroms

Japan was also aided by Britain who denied Russia use of Suez canal and Britain built Japan's entire fleet

Japan's modernisation was funded by prostitution of teenage Japanese girls (karayuki-san) including to Chinese men and Russian men in Siberia. >>18727666 >>18727671 >>18727683
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>>18725020
For me it will always be this
I cannot for the life of me comprehend what the FUCK they were thinking
The best excuse I've gotten is that they had larped so hard as the "Prussia of the Balkans" that they had actually started to believe it and were in some sort of state of mass psychosis.
Another note in the long list of "never drink your own coolaid".
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>>18725036
This entire post is retarded
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>>18726041
I'd say Napoleon is carried by having a generation of brilliant officers. You throw Napoleon into France during the Seven Years War and he'd be far less impressive. Caesar carried his generals and so many great commanders turned to shit the moment they left Caesar's command.

Also Caesar shows a level of strategic brilliance that few commanders can match, maybe Alexander was a better tactician, and maybe on balanced terrain with similarly sized armies Alexander would have defeated Caesar, but Caesar would have outmarched Alexander, built a wall to cut him off, severed his supply lines, forced him into a swamp where a quarter of his army dies, and finally faced a diseased, exhausted, hungry Macedonian army attacking uphill against his army. In essence by the time Caesar fought a battle he almost certain to win based on the conditions of the armies and battlefields.
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>Caesar shows a level of strategic brilliance that few commanders can match
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>>18730088
All these bullhurt chinkspammer are retarded yet pathetic.
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>>18725020
>Getting brainwashed by Busy Mark into launching the very invasion that they are ready to immediately counterattack on and inflict humiliating defeat after humiliating defeat.
> No sympathy from anyone because your dumb ass launched the attack.
One of the great based retards of history.
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>>18725020
Speaking of Bonapartism

>Be Santa Anna
>Be revolutionary war hero
>Become el presidente de Mexico
>Conservative military men and the Catholic clergy scrap the constitution for a Based Retard one
>Just go with it
>Mexicans who thought you'd drain the swamp feel betrayed and chimpout
>Anglos in Texas also chimpout and declare independence
>Lead army into Texas to do brutal beatdown and show he's the boss
>Expects a tropical rainforest but it's February and cold, wtf
>Suffer
>Overrun Texan garrisons at San Antonio and Goliad and shoot hundreds of prisoners as pirates
>Anglos are horrified (and mad), Tejanos are horrified, your friends in Mexico City are horrified
>Anglo army under Houston flee towards Louisiana with their families and do scorched earth
>Give chase
>Split army to pursue the Texan separatist government in Galveston
>Main army is exhausted and takes a siesta
>Houston's army attacks, overruns army and massacres the majority of them after driving them into a bayou where they are shot / clubbed to death / drown
>Get captured
>Return to Mexico

That's just the beginning of the story.
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>>18730105
>Nooo if you don't think Alexander the coattail rider is the best general ever you're a chink
Guy defeated one dying empire using a military system his father created and the moment he faced poos he was bloodied he went home. Chandragupta Maurya would have assraped him into oblivion.
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>>18730099
>Nooo you're bad at politics so you're a bad general!!!
What retarded metrics are you using to claim a general is good? Who is a good general in your book?
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>>18730209
>Chandragupta Who
Fact. He would get raped by Peithon and Eudemus.
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>>18730209
You speak English language, pajeets?
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>>18730278
>Nooo if you don't fellate my gay Greek teenager you're Indian
I wouldn't even argue that Chandragupta was an exceptional commander, but based off of Alexander's poor performance against irrelevant Indian princes he would have lost badly to an actual Indian Empire. His only real feat is defeating an empire who hadn't been able to wage a successful offensive war in almost a century who were repeatedly humiliated by a group of 10,000 Greek mercenaries with no supply lines well before Alexander invaded. Philip probably would have been more successful at conquering Persia and have been able to adapt his army to effectively fight poos so his troops don't mutiny and later murder him at the prospect of fighting more poopoo people.
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>>18730468
Still mad over Alexander success, brownoid or wumao bitch?
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>>18729867
post: the cope
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I'm more into uniforms and home-fronts, so studied battles much, but Lindybeiges retelling of Battle of Dakar in his video about Operation Menace made it my favorite blunder.
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>>18725029
In Russia winter starts in autumn and ends in summer. I suppose no one told him or he dismissed them as naysayers, he just looked at a map and thought "this is all green and pleasant land like the fields of Dordogne", and it probably did look like that to begin with.
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>>18730598
Far less mad than Greeks are over getting conquered by Turks and ruled by them for half a millennium.
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>>18731322
>Use Turk now
>Chinese shill
Brownoid Indo-Pakis?
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>>18726149
>Toyotomi's special military operation in Korea
As retarded as this seems in retrospect, there was some logic to it. He had an inflated class of warriors with nothing to do and a "vassal" who was his near peer that he couldn't directly challenge, both dangerous situations. The invasion of Korea could have remedied both by gaining his actually loyal vassals enough land and wealth to counterbalance the Tokugawa while giving the samurai and ashigaru something to do while establishing long term rule over the conquered territories. Hideyoshi's real retard moment was turning on his nephew.
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>>18731341
See>>18726887
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>>18727465
>>18727469
>>18727468
>>18728730
>>18729867
Gonna cry?
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>>18731341
To make matters worse, Lady Chacha damaged his lineage, an Japanese equivalent to Olympias, Wu Zetian, and “Bloody" Mary I
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>>18729917
They didn't give face to Bulgaria so it had to save its face and fight a losing battle.
But the real answer is that they were promised Macedonia and didn't get it, Macedonia is the centre of basically every conflict the Bulgarian state joined just to get it back.
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>>18729917
What if Austro-Hungarian and Ottoman Empire team up during the first Balkan Wars? Serbian and Greek hasn't gain military experience yet.
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>>18731330
The fuck are you even talking about? Alexander the Great is overrated, that is ultimately my only point. Not Hindus stronk or Turks stronk or Chinks stronk. The gay Macedonian you love defeated one empire that was on its last legs and was halted by Indians. This isn't the mark of a brilliant conqueror, it's the mark of a guy lucky enough to lead a united Greece (which is father united) as the Persian Empire was on its last legs. It's akin to Americans bragging about winning the Spanish-American War.
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>>18731373
>Overrated
Poo mad over Alexander greatness? Okay.
>Spanish-American
Both gang up on China in 1900 lol
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>>18731362
>so it had to save its face and fight a losing battle.
>Macedonia is the centre of basically every conflict the Bulgarian state joined just to get it back.
I know what they're goals were, I'm not confused about that specifically.
I'm confused on how they thought they were going to win.
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>>18731484
From my memory, the government expected to fight only Serbia and Greece. Keep in mind Bulgaria had the biggest military out of the 3, at least on land. So the military command probably did believe it could take them.
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>>18731401
Spain, Netherlands did not participate in the Eigh Nation Alliance in 1900 despite Qing declaring war on them. They sent no troops in the Expeditionary force to Beijing.
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>>18725020
Metellus Scorpio pressuring Pompey to fight Caesar in pitched battle at Pharsalus instead of starving him out.
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>>18725020
Napoleon was for sure as retarded as you think in your little head cannon...
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>>18725036
>Great men wouldn't carry a suicide pill, that alone proves he is a pathetic coward WAH WAH WAAAH
Are you 12?
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Greco-Turkish War

>be greek
>live in slavery and vasselage to the ottomans for centuries
>rise up in WW1 and take Constantinople, Smyrna, almost reach Ankara
>some danish-german-russian aristocrat comes out of exile to become greek king and fucks up everything
>purges the military, makes entente chimp out and abandon him
>lose to supposedly subhuman turkics despite significantly outnumbering them, having many more motor vehicles, more artillery, more aeroplanes, better navy

Imagine being a swarthy, stinky Greek and thinking you have anything in common with the ancient Nordics from pre-Christian Hellenic civilization
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>>18731554
Still kick Chinese ass
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>>18731847
China defeated the Dutch East India Company in every single war, in Pescadores aka Penghu in 1622-1624, Liaoluo bay in 1633, Taiwan in 1661-1662 etc.

Chinese civilians beheaded Spanish governor generals Gomez Pérez Dasmariñas in 1593 and his son Luis Pérez Dasmariñas in 1603

Chinese threatening to invade the Philippins in 1662 forced Spain to withdraw all its soldiers from Maluku (Moluccas) in Indonesia forever and lost it, and from Zamboanga in Mindanao for decades.

That's why they didn't join the Boxer war retard.
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>>18731554
based post
>>18731884
cringe retards
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>>18731847
Also super based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5FhsbLx7I
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>>18731401
>Greatness
>No lasting legacy
Using your logic Timur is greater than Alexander since he at least defeated Poos without issue.
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>>18728723
>So the barbarian dynasties weren't badass invaders, but in fact slave rebels who were whipped and raped by their Han masters before revolting
This isn't a flex, ChingChong. It is the equivalent of getting your army smashed by Haitians, your capital burned by Haitians, and your country split up into 16 Haitis for centuries.
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>>18732411
>>18731373
Alexander is indeed Great. Fuck indian.



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