>be Muslim>die>Allah gives you 72 government-mandated girlfriends
>the gender of those virgins is never specified
>>18729949I read this in the Quran and immediately knew that this is a false religion. A heaven of lust?There is several verses like this, being cared for etc. This is the type of heaven that a demon would entice people with. This is not of God
>>18729952It is 72 charcoal black congolese virgin men, as Muhazutt intended.
>>18729953Why you christcucks think sex is bad?All of us were made by sex.
>>18729952It actually explicitly says that you get young boys like pearls as part of your reward
>>18729953Muslims are just honest. No one is praying to God so that they can end up in an eternal Mass, we want a coomer paradise
>tfw it's actually raisins
paradise is a prison for the sufi
>>18730004>>18729959Repent of your sins.Walk by the spirit not by flesh,Sex is only for procreation.
>>18729952https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNxKdb8DWm0&rco=1here is a Family Guy cutaway gag about this
>>18729949Fake News. Martyrs actually get turned into parrots.Source: Sahih Muslim 1887 and Jami` at-Tirmidhi.
>>18729959It's not bad. But do you think you will still care about it after a million years in heaven?
What was meant by this?
>>18729959>sex>>18729959No one said sex is bad you smartass, it's just your conscience, from what I know Christians don't want whores around, seems like you do
This is how they muster the courage to Aloha snackbar
>>18729949No, nothing like that happens. When a Muslim dies it opens its eyes to find itself BURNING in the center of the earth.
>>18729949The 72 virgins thing is a western misconception. The houri are either one's mortal wives in a purified state (meaning they no longer menstruate, defecate, urinate, et cetera) or they're intended merely as platonic servants which both men and women receive. The whole 72 virgins that you get to fuck thing isn't really a major feature of Islamic descriptions of the afterlife because it comes from a suspect hadith and never appears in the Quran. But it's all nonsense of course, there's no afterlife.
>>18730086>The 72 virgins thing is a western misconception.In both ˹Gardens˺ will be maidens of modest gaze, who no human or jinn has ever touched before. 55:57Gardens, vineyards, and full-bosomed maidens of equal age, and full cups ˹of pure wine never to hear any idle talk or lying therein—a ˹fitting˺ reward as a generous gift from your Lord, 78:37
>>18730097>proceeds to post a (((translation))) in a western language
>>18730086>lyin' for Allah!>>18730101>Arabic is like-a magic language o algo
>>18730101It's literally from quran.com - the arabic is there.Another problem with Islam. If it is the true religion why is the true quran only readable in arabic? Doesn't make sense
>>18730107It's so they have an easy rhetorical "out" when some passage is inconvenient for them. >Oh no no no brother that is a translation, you need to read it in the original arabic to understandIt's like the "Going back to the greek" scam you seem in Christianity, as if Greek is some magic language and we can't rely on the perfection of the King James English.
Valhalla sounds better anyway
>>18730107there are over 30 qurans too.
>>18730028Have you had a million years of sex in heaven?
>>18729949Do people actually believe that Allah would let you break his own laws in heaven, his purest place?4 wife limit.Also, quran says alcohol is haram, but in heaven there is a river of wine. Usually this is interpreted as wine without alcohol, but the quran never specifies that detail, it was made up by copium huffers.Quran simply contradicts itself saying wine is impure but there is a river of wine in heaven.Wine without alcohol is just grape juice, the quran says wine. Lol.
>>18730120Hopefully I will have reached a higher state of being or I would go utterly insane. Human bodies are not made for eternity, is the point.
>>18730128God can make your body to last that long, also what is a: >Higher state of beingWhy do people absolutely loathe their humanity?Do you want to become angels? Something without a real will or desires?
>>18730147That's what your mortal life is for. Experience humanity. I think you don't comprehend how long a hundred years are. 500 years. 1000 years. One hundred thousand years. Living for as long as humanity has existed. Living for as long as Earth has existed. Trillions of years. Quadrillions of years. You have not even put a dent in eternity.
>>18730109>>18730126>>18730162>>18730097>In both ˹Gardens˺ will be maidens of modest gaze, who no human or jinn has ever touched before. 55:57>Gardens, vineyards, and full-bosomed maidens of equal age, and full cups ˹of pure wine never to hear any idle talk or lying therein—a ˹fitting˺ reward as a generous gift from your Lord, 78:37Well, it sounds interesting, and i will accept. What are wrong with you human desires? If you hate yourself just cut off your balls and penis and cut off your tongue in order to never be able to taste an exquisite drink or food.
>>18730032When quran when mentions paradise implies that sex with huries is allowed by God. It is not forbiddenSo following your view on sex, all mothers are bitches because they have sex. You christcucks just probe my point.
>>18730259>We will turn the Christian choir heaven sexy with endless harem orgies to attract followers.Sheikh mates
>>18730205The problem isn't that you like beautiful women. The problem is that you worship a pedophile and reject Jesus.
Kek
>>18730126>4 wife limit.no wives in jannah, only concubines. there's no limit imposed on the number of concubines.
>>18730205>What are wrong with you human desires?Did you see Jewish women?
Huris are not human. >not earthly women, not angels, not jinn, but a distinct category of being created specifically for the afterlife - they were created "without the process of birth" — no parents, no earthly history.>The Quran says "wide and beautiful eyes" (37:48), "large, gorgeous eyes" (52:20), "gorgeous eyes" (56:22).>Full-breasted, "round, not inclined to hang" (hadith>Hadith adds translucent skin through which internal organs are visible >Non-menstruating, non-urinating, non-defecating (hadith)>If she were to spit, the seven oceans would turn sweet (hadith)>Her sweat smells like perfume (hadith)>They don't speak unless addressed (hadith)
>>18730827Ah yes, house elves
>>18730827literal sex bots for coomers in heaven
>>18730004That’s why Islam is man made religion.
>>18730871It's a super simplistic religious scam>help me raid caravans and cities>if you survive you get to steal 4-5 women as sex slaves>if you die you get an even bigger supply of sex slaves in paradise
>>18729952>neverconstant lies on this board
>>18730126>neverand even more lies
>>18729949That's fine but can I have at least one virgin wife in this life?
>>18730827Kay, so why do I want to look at my magic sex bot’s kidneys?
>>18730827Wow this is heaven
>>18730882kek
>>18730020>viewer discretion is advisedtouchy little fucks aren't they?
>>18729955>Nowhere in the Qur’an and the Sahih hadiths do Allah & Muhammad command Muslim men to not lay with men, boys, or animals and kill those who do it but they believe in paradise Allah has strictly forbidden the men of paradise to fuck men, boys or goats and only allows houri banshees. You can't make this shit up.
>>18729953>Deny yourself pleasure now so that you can have pleasure later with God's approval>Bro just trust me! You'll get 72 virgins!
>>18730827Okay so it's just some old man wanting to fuck ayy lmaos.
>>18729949Robert Monroe was an astral projection pioneer who said afterlife realms are places where people get stuck but they are created by the minds of the inhabitants (collectively) and are real. I can't promise those 72 virgins will have souls, though, lol.
>>18730922Yeah, I bet they're beautiful "females." Absolute queens that go by she/her/hers. There's no shortage of them in heaven since 41% of them race there.
