When we get android wives, which denomination is the most likely to officiate marriages between humans and droids? I'm betting on some pentecostal denomination because the evangelicals will reject it as unholy and the liberals will reject it as patriarchal.
>>18734786Will Catholic priests be allowed to have sex with the androids?
>>18734790= masturbation, so no
>>18734786Very few, they will cope and tell young single men to marry single mothers
Christiantiy is too uniquely human-centric for this to work
>>18734786Android wives aren't allowed in Christianity.Of all religions, only Buddhism will have zero theological issues accepting them. I think Hinduism, Taoism, and Shinto will accept them too. And maybe even Zoroastrianism, due to the doctrine of Fravashis.
>>18734854I think Christianity has the biggest issue, due to being human-centric, followed by the other Abrahamic religions,f ollowed by non-abrahamic religions
>>18734856Yes, Abrahamic religions are too human centric for that.Although Islam has jinns and some esoteric varieties, I doubt this is enough.Judaism... they wouldn't even be able to use the robots on Shabbat. Maybe something from Kabbalah can help?And I don't know of a single Christian doctrine that could be exploited to allow robowives.
>>18734854Buddhists and Animists would be anti-Chud as they'd naturally demand full human and legal rights for androids.
>>18734871it's a GIFT from the Spirit! God bless technological advancement! GOD GAVE US THIS TO SOLVE MALE LONELINESS!!! etc.
>>18734877>naturallyHuh? Neither had problems with inequality historically, even with slavery. The Western image of the Eastern religions as some hippie gangs is very misleading.
>>18734821But will they tell women to marry men instead of livin with robohusbandos?
>>18734786That would be like marrying a fleshlight.
Ethics of having more than one robo-wife?
>>18735630I would totally marry a walking, talking qt AI flesh light
>>18735667Add the artificial womb
I hate the X-men dumbest comic book group ever fucking mutiggers deserved to get wiped out
>>18734786It won't exactly be a wedding. You'll gather your friends and family around so they can witness you accepting the terms of service on your droid
>>18735664>more than one robo-wifeYou'll need some sort of hierarchy among them, perhaps? It follows from the limitness of your own time. Basically, the chief wife, several main wives, and then build the harem of any size. Just be sure you have the feedback from the lower tiers.
>>18735683don't need those on chinese bots. you can crack that bitch open and flash anything onto it.
>>18736292>China won't spy me or put ads on my robowifeLeague of legends has vanguard, a Chinese app, that spies you 24/7. Epic games has Chinese spyware. All app games related to tencent have spyware, and you think Chinese robotwives won't have a spyware uncrackable software problem?
>>18736295>uncrackable
>>18736297Videogames are already uncrackable (denuvo) and they are simple af. Why do you think robotwives, the masterpiece of robotics, software, and hardware, can be cracked?
>>18736303
>>18736295Ah yes, unlike our famously privacy-respecting western software
>>18736295Right now if you wanna use AI you can either use the models provided by corpos, or use the local models. Corpomodels are more powerful, but they track the temperature of your anus. Local models are safe, but less powerful.I think there will be a similar thing with robowaifus when they appear.
>>18736325that cloud-run crap won't succeed with robowifes dude... you need them to be local and fast, and you need AGI for them, and by the time you have easily accessible AGI, you have ASI, and I'm sure ASI will either rape our anuses or make some fuckass computronium solution to locally run our waifus.
>>18734786I think we'll likely see denominations which take shit like AGI into account within the Almighty's domain, which will be the ones officiating unions between humans and machines like that.
>>18736305>>18736311>>18736325I am not trying to bait, I really want robot wives to not live the rest of my life in loneliness. What I am arguing is that it will be impossible to have "private" wives, that's the tradeoff, no company will ever sell wives that have locally run ais because robot wives aren't just software, it's circuits, it's hardware, it's silicone and an artificial womb (maybe). Even if the materials to make them become cheap, the expertise needed will require big companies that will 100% install spyware or ads on the robots. There is no way, even in China, that a benevolent group of a thousand people will out of the goodness of their hearts create extremely complex robot wives with 0 spyware or ads.
>>18736382I mean, it will depend on the quality you need. Robots aren't magic, after all, there will be ways to jailbreak them, just like there are ways to jailbreak PS5 or iphones. This will likely disable some features, though.
>>18736382demands of the market. if the people want it, someone's going to supply it. we're gonna get an epstein shell for one of them bots and we're gonna be able to upload the personality of an anime girl into it.
>>18736964I really like this gif. There are so many neat little details. But i'd say the first robomaids will be more like Jarvis. Like, you have an AI installed on your homeserver, it can listen and talk and has access to different devices (from the fridge to your fleshlight).
>>18736332I think cloud-brains will be the most popular, actually (and unfortunately). It's just cheaper and more profitable to have a mega brain that controls multiple robots. Local-run models will have a share of the market, but they'll be an exception for the enthusiasts.
>>18734786The Bible demands "be one flesh" which is difficult to perform with a robot.
>>18734790= Masturbation so yes
>>18737424oh noes! the internet's out and your robot shut off wat do??
>>18738305Nothing, lol. Maybe some basic functions will work.
I think first they would have to figure out if they will baptisé the androids
>>18738313with WD40
>>18738305Robo necro
>>18738310you see this is why cloud androids won't work. people want it to always work, to take it outside, to not always be monitored by it
>>18738319I’m already being monitored by my smartphone 24/7 and I already do not go outside that much
>>18738319The question of the price and the Internet connection's reliability
>>18738318>Robo necroIt happens
>>18736964I need a robowife who can cook and cuddle.
