What was Croatia like historically?
It was epic and based
hajduk vampyr shithole like the rest of the balkans, just without turks stealing kids
>>18753648>crorats>ruling the Bosnia valley kek, nice fanfiction, just like your king
>>18753648They are like evil Serbians, think of Croatians as an almost exact parallel between the allies and the axis. Serbians unironically believe they can all be brothers and live happily ever after with their genetical brothers the Croats and Yugoslavians as a whole. Croats are just straight up evil and always have been, despite being 100% genetically the same as Serbians, they always sabotaged all their Balkan neighbors, always kneeled and licked the booths of foreign powers and wished to be considered "White", and were the most eager collaborators of occupiers.
>>18753837>They are like evil SerbiansBut Serbians are already evil.
>>18753837>>18753850Both Croats and Serbs seem to be both evil. But mostly to each other
99% of Croats are Pavelic/ Ustase/ Axis fans despite the fact Ustase were only useful idiots and Mussolini’s first speech in 1920 in Trieste was about exterminating 150,000 Croats so Italians could repopulate the land. Theu are to Italy what Banderites are to Nazi Germany/ Europe.
But the Bosnians seem like the only good guys
>>18753858Mussolini was a gay brown mutant. No one can take that midget seriously
>>18753837>evil Serbians
>>18753648Croatians were the Habsburg emperors elite shock troops renowned for their ferocity in battle. when sent into action the enemy knew there was no way they could win and it was over.
>>18753648Don't know. My first blowjob was from a Croatian girl and she slobbed on that thing like it was an Italian sausage.
>>18753833Why are Serbs so obsessed with Croatian kings?
>>18753837Croatians want to ascend about balkan trash life. Nothing wrong with that.
>>18753837>x country is like this, y country is like thatImagine actually having this Polandball theory of history. This is why historical materialism mogs normgroid "thought"
>>18754031Balkan life consist of>live in shitty village>fuck a goat and your sister>occasionally genocide your neighboring cunt for practicing a different religion or speaking different language dialect than you even though you're same exact race
>>18754023because they are fake, croats also claim the kings of bosnia were croatian kings as wellSerbs don't like their history being stolen, soon albanians will claim the monasteries on Kosovo are their own.
>>18754052Actually, even second cousin marriages are forbidden and have been forbidden in slavic cultures long before adopting Christianity, unlike the protestant countries in the west. This is why Slavs are the most beautiful people in Europe, the women especially. Yes, other nations might have some more beautiful individuals, but Slavs never drop bellow certain esthetic threshold like the rest of the world. Also, sheep and pigs are more commonly kept than goats.
>>18753858>Ustase were only useful idiotsThey weren't even useful. The Germans on the ground in the Balkans hated them.
>>18754420Can you point me to at least one Serbian historian who says Croatian kings were fake? It's such a widespread view among normie Serbs online yet your own universities teach otherwise.>Serbs don't like their history being stolenThrowing stones from glass houses here
>>18754430>serbian historiansthose yugoboomers love croat cock and balls, serbian sciencechuds know the real truth
